Re-cap

Was clearing my cupboard this morning,
Came across my cold-storaged jerseys. Some jerseys that doesnt worth wearing again ( WHY WEAR? u got trashed 7 - 0 out of tat shit ) . Well , as for some CHAMPIONS jersey, i shud just keep it , and go cerita doyang with my grandsons in the future.

I'll start with the earliest team jersey that i have,

SUPER RETRO yet yeng , cuz the noob team , includes only one star player * drums roll * ( me lor, who else ? )
Well , being a stupid form 2 kids, was con by my PJK teacher.
"JERSEY ? ok ... i got supplier very CHEAP 111 , i tell u all aaa... numbering and jersey only Rm 60 , Summore aaaa, Super Brand name Topper , released by the Brazillians 1 u know ! "
Wtf, for some noob reasons , the whole team was persuaded by him .
2F2 FC ... wa lao , lame to the maximum ...
wore only 3 ce!!! play with some sucky shits that can't even stop a rolling ball. Won them , and the team were so blardy happy = = sad to the max.

2nd jersey , I swore to myself for not wearing it in front of any CHS mates anymore.

1st , this team suck
2nd , the captain is a shite
3rd , they nv notice they are shite , and still wanna act like Ronaldinho
4th , defenders that don't know how to HEADER?! Omg
5th , it's called Silverhawk FC, more like mockingbirds FC
Gave myself a reason to join this team , as most of my buddies were in it. Played in the inter team between players of all forms in CHS.

Got a shit captain ... and really was a sh1te that can only talk but do no shit. His famous quotes:
" eh , Baojie, u go upfront la , u havent score in the whole competition leh "
( wa , wat a sucker, he kept asking for the ball , as a midfielder , i pass him the ball ... guess wat? the ball roll tru his legs for COUNTLESS TIME , got this kinda striker , and u want me to play along side with him? HELL NO)

i told him he can play better as a defender, he told me :
" Can't la, i have the ability to score goals, and the team no striker "
( ... ... )

" we must score goals already , later we play 2 wingers and 3 strikers. Baojie u do the dribbling in the midfield and supply ball to the front "
( wa lao, i feel like walking off the pitch after the game start with a formation of 4 -1 -2-3. It's basically like, all the headers were not taken by pussys in the back four... i get the ball , terkena gangbang by 5 players, defenders clear ball like taugeh legs. In the end ? i supply some passes to them , and wtf , another butter legs that can't stop a ball NICELY, AGAIN BASICS PLS! )

"eh , Baojie how u shoot the ball hard and got curl 1 a? "

( omg, just look at ur Rihana shots and Paris Hilton legs... ur... hopeless)

"Cross in to my chest or legs, cuz i can't really header "
( wtf, u think wat, every team has David Beckham meh ? )

" We can still win !!! c'mon guys ! "
( we were form 4 , and was trailing 6 goals to nail by some form 6 Tok Jangut and Rentap team . I was so sick man )
OH YEA , my this Hero captain , is in the School team , and i am just a 2nd team player.
That's why 2005 and 2004 CHS school team are SH1TES! being a laughter in MSSD .Captain of the school chooses his frens. WHO CAN'T EVEN STOP A DAMN BALL! DULAN!

This is a giant T-shirt with a number to it ( stitched by self zzzz )

The best moment starts with this shirt. With WAY better players.
The Hazels.

Organzing matches everyweekend after my spm days, won matches and games.
Calling back all the sh1te in highschool tat i've got trashed by em , tasting a bit of SWEET SMELL of Revenge. Beating school teams, trashing opponents, beating fatty simon's grace team, winning futsal tourney.
We only lost 4 times in this 2 and 1/2 years. And 3 medals and a trophy .Although we 're not tat active any longer. We're still a team of a lifetime.