Friday, August 29, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else..
it's so true...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Saturday, August 16, 2008

I'll be...

So basically i have a year++ more to go in order to earn myself a degree *holds fist and cry*
Well, there's always the same question poping up in my thick skull constantly.. Where the shit will i be standing after graduation.

I filled the stupid occupation form back in standard 2 : 1) doctor 2)pilot 3)dentist.
Now all the " wannabe " i recalled , is all in ashes. Hahahaha , i was actually quite serious with the pilot shit but sometimes ur dreams tend to be terminated by human's best pal ( fking computers )

TO be or NOT to be?
1) Industrial designer and engineer .

Hell No man , the 4 years spent on making mock-ups and prototypes? Sien like shit i tell u, and i don't really bothered about the degree ( just a paper to make myself 100 bucks more worthy ) . The field still ain't active in Mas nor Aus.

2) Football Pundit.
Seriously , if u can talk shit , craps , faking a result, think that ur all that, Bias ... Hop on and welcome to the field . Even Shelby Shit Singh , making a fool outa himself , cud manage a 20 k salary.

3)Singer
Oh yea , trust me .. each competition u entered in Malaysia, no matter modeling or singing, u lost more than u gain zzz. It's like u win , and people start trash talking behind ya, u changed to more lan ci, getting urself a fame in MAS, getting urself embarrassed overseas for the tag of JAGGUH KAMPUNG . U earn , 1000000000000% lesser than Britney I TELL YOU!

4)Advertiser

IF i were to accept any advert from the government , Slogan of the decade :
" INI MALAY-SIA , U TAK SUKA , U KELUAR LA ! " " Although in Malaysia got Coffee Bean and StarBucks but nothing is tasty as Coffee Money, it give us more power to get for it!"
"
Tolong jangan buang sampah di sini, Banyak sampah tourist tak mau mari, Tak ada tourist, tak ada money,Duit kopi, lagi third world mentality, Takde Cuti-Cuti Malaysia, Mana boleh ada Vision twenty-twenty"

5)God of Gambler.

Typical act will be , Genting + Genting + Genting = Vegas.
4D and TOTO also not bad.I 'll copy down the number plates for 4D while causing a jam. The more serious the accident the better. The best number is from a car who hit a pig and crashed into a muddy hole filled with angry crocodiles and exploded killing a masjid imam nearby. This ensures 100% win in a lottery.Typical malaysian eh..

6)A Novelist
( u must read this shit zzzz)


tats a hilarious piece of writting back in form1, courtesy of Fking Zheng Yang hahahahahahahahah

7)A Corruption Fighter

Well.... too tempting , maybe not =)

8)Secret Agent aka Spy

my frenlyy gadget above .
If i make it out good, I might be starring in "007 in: The 40 Year Old Virgin With The Golden Groin "

9)Batman


All tycoons have a secret identity so i need 1 .

10)or maybe....


Hell if i continue this way, i'll be making my 1st million by 30 ! and fark i am God damn bloody shit fking barbeque teh o ice limau nizerface nazi serious bout it . Now give me a HELL YEAH!

Friday, August 08, 2008

Don't Act Pro

You Know, sometimes i really pity some pathetic fellows who thinks tat they are damn yeng . So basically , we call people like this PNNS (Pathetic-Noob-Nerd-Shite), sounds familiar to you ? NO ? nvm forget it. We can't totally blame em u see, cuz they practice diff culture from the pros'.
By refreshing myself, i recalled once clearly, while i was playing CS back in highschool.
Someone said to me
"the real pro will keep his mouth shut as his play will keep the noob's mouth shut "

An example down bellow ( can't dance myself also lul!) :

WTF WAS TAT ? I really beh tahan man.


This is pro .

Conclusion for this post :
Do your research before u show urself off to someone.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Random 13

Went to Chelsea game with Adel , Leon and Zheng.
Was kinda like a boring game . Lousy Pitch.
But with courtesy of Ronnie Liu (sky ball) ! I got a grandstand ticket for free ( now that's a yay ).
Oh yea , the sponsorship of the tic came from Heineken, supposingly we shud be sitting around with Heineken Media , Group. But hell, no1 cares, TicketPro organization sucks , and they allow everyone ( from rm 53 - 103 ) sat at the same stand .Speaking of PRO-organizing an even such big as this eh zzzz .


Chelski!!!


Their Queue


My Queue ( Courtesy of Sky Ball )


Before everything ..


When things heat up a lil..


"Warmed up"session


15 mins into the match


Half Time


A total of 72,000 attended.
Sorry , my mum took the camera. These are from my phone zzz.

Forward the date to yesterday ,
Had sushi with Adel and Leon




DON'T EVER EVER AND EVER ORDER THIS SHIT.
Duno call wat Har Te or Te Te or Te Si
It taste like Rubber Band...