I'll be...

So basically i have a year++ more to go in order to earn myself a degree *holds fist and cry*
Well, there's always the same question poping up in my thick skull constantly.. Where the shit will i be standing after graduation.

I filled the stupid occupation form back in standard 2 : 1) doctor 2)pilot 3)dentist.
Now all the " wannabe " i recalled , is all in ashes. Hahahaha , i was actually quite serious with the pilot shit but sometimes ur dreams tend to be terminated by human's best pal ( fking computers )

TO be or NOT to be?
1) Industrial designer and engineer .

Hell No man , the 4 years spent on making mock-ups and prototypes? Sien like shit i tell u, and i don't really bothered about the degree ( just a paper to make myself 100 bucks more worthy ) . The field still ain't active in Mas nor Aus.

2) Football Pundit.
Seriously , if u can talk shit , craps , faking a result, think that ur all that, Bias ... Hop on and welcome to the field . Even Shelby Shit Singh , making a fool outa himself , cud manage a 20 k salary.

3)Singer
Oh yea , trust me .. each competition u entered in Malaysia, no matter modeling or singing, u lost more than u gain zzz. It's like u win , and people start trash talking behind ya, u changed to more lan ci, getting urself a fame in MAS, getting urself embarrassed overseas for the tag of JAGGUH KAMPUNG . U earn , 1000000000000% lesser than Britney I TELL YOU!

4)Advertiser

IF i were to accept any advert from the government , Slogan of the decade :
" INI MALAY-SIA , U TAK SUKA , U KELUAR LA ! " " Although in Malaysia got Coffee Bean and StarBucks but nothing is tasty as Coffee Money, it give us more power to get for it!"
"Tolong jangan buang sampah di sini, Banyak sampah tourist tak mau mari, Tak ada tourist, tak ada money,Duit kopi, lagi third world mentality, Takde Cuti-Cuti Malaysia, Mana boleh ada Vision twenty-twenty"

5)God of Gambler.

Typical act will be , Genting + Genting + Genting = Vegas.
4D and TOTO also not bad.I 'll copy down the number plates for 4D while causing a jam. The more serious the accident the better. The best number is from a car who hit a pig and crashed into a muddy hole filled with angry crocodiles and exploded killing a masjid imam nearby. This ensures 100% win in a lottery.Typical malaysian eh..

6)A Novelist
( u must read this shit zzzz)


tats a hilarious piece of writting back in form1, courtesy of Fking Zheng Yang hahahahahahahahah

7)A Corruption Fighter

Well.... too tempting , maybe not =)

8)Secret Agent aka Spy

my frenlyy gadget above .
If i make it out good, I might be starring in "007 in: The 40 Year Old Virgin With The Golden Groin "

9)Batman

All tycoons have a secret identity so i need 1 .

10)or maybe....


Hell if i continue this way, i'll be making my 1st million by 30 ! and fark i am God damn bloody shit fking barbeque teh o ice limau nizerface nazi serious bout it . Now give me a HELL YEAH!