Monday, December 31, 2007

Climax 2007

jinggglllleeessss's overrrr
watever stuff bla bla bla is over
well 2007, hmmm , was bad .
I rather not mention the bad ocassions and stuff , better put it all behind me from this second onwards.

The best part of 2007 :

The Hazels won a futsal tourney

Shu Hwai's gayish rumours gets a chapter 2 ( 2008 will be chap3 )

Zx turned lala and has a lot of gay encounters , once lala always a lala

Hazel's new jersey with an emblem on it


Car got stolen and got a new 1 ( the old things does'nt leave, the new 1 would'nt arrive )

Invented new language with ster / nizer behind


Touches the top priority of a defender , " dive and drown "



Made my 1st ever lamp


Made Shu Hwai goes lala


"Eh jack , ur nose a , look like yan ya lun's le " was told by a few ppl <-- this achievement was screwed by zx and co's

And i learnt a very very important lesson, i was pulled out of the dark by this.


The Finale : My new kickers


it says :
Na Mo Aa Mi To Bo
or maybe Diao
or Dog


Tiger in Malaysian Language :- Hari- Hari pun Mau


Crouching Tiger

Hidden Cat




HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRR
Wishes Abdullah upon all his good bribery actions follows on
Congrats Ong Ka Ting upon his honourable Hot Warm Chinese Dragon blood ( he mentioned ) . everyday stay at home lim teh.
Congrats to Mr Velu for hitting most of the headlines this year, more tolls to come maybe ?
Act pro punya khairy who has a good degree but a rempit brains
A warm claps for Najib upon his purchase of 2 new submarines ( yay!!! we dun have to worry about tsunami )
YEAR 2004
1ringgit = 5 British Pounds
YEAR 2006
1 ringgit = 6.2 British Pounds
Year 2007
1 ringgit = 7.2 British Pounds
YEAR 2008
1 ringgit = Ren Min Bi $0.30

WOOO HOOO

Happy New Year to ALL!!







Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Shanghai 's trip



LORRRRNGGG PENNNNNG
LORRRRRRNNNGGG LAOOOO
Ngor dei yat chai hui sek CHA SIU BAOOO...

Monday, December 03, 2007

A Full Stop

it might not be a pleasant one, but i am glad the long chase 's well over right now.

my lil emo song



Good luck for ur every single undertakings in the future.I hope he treats u better than i do.Thank you for everything =)


Your's sincerely,
Jack

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Connie Talbot



When u were 6 yrs old, wat were u hitting at? ur legos? ur toys? ur ABCs'?
She's definatly a special 1..
A one in a million rare being.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

DJ Shufflers from Hell



Featuring:Mr Brian Soon

and

SandyPark's Daylight Balanars


After analysing the video:
1) They stomps rapidly on the concrete with their lovely octopuse legs jus like ..

2)I 'll buy em Helicopter wings than a cap
3) Finger and hands pointing in and out like no other than :
OH YEA? MELBOURNE SHUFFLE???Eat THIS!


All right, thats for now . * wears socks and stand on my house's marble ground * Jack here SHUFFLING OUT . * music on * TE TE TE TE TE TE DOK SE DOK SE DOK SE DOK SE DOK SE DOK SE SOK SE.

p/s sorry i have no phats to show my reflector, *continue *DOK SE DOK SE

Friday, November 16, 2007

End of Sem4

Just came back from my final presentation, kinda glad that semester 4 came to an end , well it might not be a nice ending but i am relief that its all over.

My final presentation was a disaster lol. Alright , we are suppose to present about our final project ( the lighting , u choose a local corporate, research and identify their image /concept /statement and design a lighting for it )
Well some how, 1 week before this final presentation , our lecturer ask us to prepare a gantt chart , financial report , actual cost, fabrications and stuff. So everyone did it, and innocent minds of ours thought that this is jus a minor report thingy. WHO KNOWS ?! BOOM kena goblin land mines. They wanted us to list out every single detail expenses made( example, u bought a piece of wood, they wanna know the size / cost / actual cost / where ) Alright it 's still fine for us until they asked us :" So how much do u wanna sell it to ur buyers ? " some donkey asses will reduce the price of selling while others who's slightly smarter will increase their price lol.
And as for me , a mixture of donkey + Einstein brains kinda turn things around and it turnt worst for me lol.

So it was like :
they :How much u wanna sell it ?
me: rm 230 ? ( actual cost of rm 220.70 )
they: o ok , ur a good manager i suppose , cuz i saw u counting with ur fingers just now and u store it rapidly in ur mind.
me : ( thought i have did stg right and kinda over the moon about it ) huh ? really ?
they : yeap, u made a correct pricing by regain the actual cost and kinda earn some bucks out of it
me : ( kept quiet still thinking i 've did it )
they: The consumers are happy, ur workers will be proud.....
they: but u will get ur fired letter tomoro i guess.
me: ( alarms for nuclear distructions rings ) * nooded head *
they: u may have earn a lil, but too u 'll get negative profits if u deduct ur labour costs , transportations and also ur electric bills.
they : ( a glance at the material lists ) So u did not detailed ur list on wat degree of sand paper u wanna purchase. if u asked 3 of ur workers to buy it , they'll return with 3 diff types of sand paper.
me : ( kept saying : ) ty ty ty ty oic oic (until the nuclear reactions finished zzzzz)

My Works for Semester 4
Studio Project


Perodua Egg Lamp

Actual size product rendering

Drawing studies



Some other computer drawings cant be transfer to Jpeg.
anyway hols now , BB

Friday, November 09, 2007

Celeb Dream

Celebs might have all they want, money , popularity and stuff.
but too ,they lost a lot in return , a great example shown by the MV bellow by MrJayChou.



The popularity u gain is the threat u brought to ur family and your dearest ones.
I would'nt wanna risk it for an exchange with my family's privacy and safety.
How bout u ?

Monday, October 29, 2007

Miaos~ ( won't even waste ur 10min reading this, it gets better if ur a sportmen )

I was borned in november 1988 , and i was glad somehow that i was'nt born later. It's actually a very depressing fact that these days, teenagers fear ntg at all and they talked without goin tru their stucked up brains.

I proceeded my studies to secondary stage in year 2001. Ok i got like erm, 5 A's for my UPSR ( i was from SRJK ), with a lil help from my mum's connection, i was placed in Catholic High School by the education ministry, and with a 5 A's in hand , i was distributed to erm, 5th class from behind.Catholic High , if u mention this school to any1 , ppl will go like " O ! is all the guai chai guai lui school right ? " , Not .No matter how good a school can be , there will be a worm in a big red apple, there's no perfect school.If u called catholic high as a nerd school, it is! but at least not my batch.

I recalled the 1st day when i entered the school, after the perhimpunan and all , we moved to our class. And i was sitting next to a fellow called Jonathan. Instantly after i sat , he asked me " Eh , u wanna join 18 chai?" ( in cantonese ) I was blur and i dun understand wat's the 18 chai stuff about, i rejected him sumhow. I sat a van home for my high school days , and coincidently , there was another fellow in my van called Hong , asked me to join On Shun. I was told he holds some kinda of rank in the clan. I refused .He came with his detail explaination a few days later , telling me that joining the clan can benifit stuff like , protection and personal power. I rejected again.

My year in form one, two and three was hyper-ly dramatic with a lot of incident,and i am not telling some kinda jokes here. My classmate in form 1 , i mentioned his name earlier - Jonathan. He's one of the most problematic fellow during my years . Form 1 , i had this moral teacher named Mr Lim, we call him AH LIM, he ' s a very mood swing fellow and can change 180 degrees in jus a moment or two. So happened there was once , Jon was sleeping in class , Ah Lim came over and pushed jon's head agaisnt the wall ( he was asleep next to a wall ). Jon was furious about it , and punched Ah Lim right in the face. For some reasons, Ah Lim , i duno why he attempted to kick Jon in the groin, he missed . But the fight goes on hahaha, it lasted for 30 seconds until some teacher pulls em apart, then JON shouted at the teacher " You watch out for ur car! "( in canto ) . Everyone thought it was like a threatening joke made by Jon.Couple of days later, Ah Lim's car window ( every single pieces of it ) was crashed by a bunch of teenagers when he's driving out of the school. The police came the next day ( infact they came almost every month ) and explain to us about the gangsterism these days.
What happened to Jon? He was not at fault , there's no prove that he did that window crashing thingy . Somehow he changed, i saw him a few months ago, he 's helping his mum with her buisness near Atria, has a basic income and trying to settle down, ppl changes u see .

A few more serious incidents i witness during my year. There was this fellow's(if i got my memories right , his name is Alex ) Gf kena insulted by a bunch of lala chai , Alex paid a few gangster to beat up that gang. Few days later, hohoho u can see almost everyday the same Van waited outside of our school , who's their target ? obviously u know. Alex skiped school for 2 weeks. But to no avail , he was forced in the end to kneel down in front of the bunch of lala chais and said sorry . Alex joint a gang in the end , in attempt to get protection.

Anothe case , this fellow who is a very good "fighter", he's well known for his figthing abilities (I was told that he actually kicked 10 fellows asses single handedly). I saw him from time to time in school, people who knew him will greet him like " woi fai gor ! ". Unfortunatly , a fellow with such skills cant take on 30 fellow with wooden bats right ? he was chased around the whole jalan gasing area by 30+ baseball players. Such a special treatment for people like him .

Me myself was no better fellow previously , haha at least i am not in such serious shit like ppl above. I only bully shu hwai hahahaahahah, shu hwai knows it all . But i was consider lucky that i get to see such COOL incidents above( not only for me , my frens from other school experience the same thing ), it teaches me , to speak with brains, dun lanci for no reasons. But i've seen the batch after my year, there 's no such things as hong far , on shun or other clans.For my high school years, the more popular u get , the more danger ur giving urself. But now, the popularity u gain is the power u gain during ur years. Thats why lanci fellowand people talk like as if they are everything are hugely increasing. And for some reasons, we only lanci people who love to think that they are ALL.

The right 1 is me , Shu hwai is on the left , Hai Ning in Mid hahaahah


Oh yea, we have less internet coverage during our days so we dun have such things like blogs and stuff during our time. Until lately , people dares to fuck others online and being pussy in reality . They can joke with u face to face when they are playing ball with ya, but after they went online , all the crap faces start to be reveal. And the next day they appear in front of u , they ll go again with their jokes.

One friend of mine , asked us to start a blog of my football team, FOR ? We are not pros , wat's with all the surgery undergoing and match highlights about, PROS of the year meh , for goodness sake, dun comfort urself by acting pros for having a official website.

My team wins matches , we dun lanci untill people does it at our faces. We lost too sometimes, and we still walked out of the pitch and joked around . I have even seen the worst team with the sore losers words written all over their faces.We won the match , still they keep telling each everyone on the whole damn planet how lucky we were to have won BUT in fact we dominated the whole game. I've even seen them walking out of the pitch during some normal games when they are blardy losing.

This team, they lost a match , ok it might be a huge match for em . They sat in the pitch and black faces was shown , like as if they lost the World Cup or stg. Came out and keep telling each other " WTH ! they dun deserve the win la, fuck it ".My team lost in the final even with a 3 goals lead in the 1st and 2nd half , but we lost on penalties. Wat we did in the end was , We shoke hands we still talked with the oppostion team until they prize giving ceremony , we joked among our team( like usual ) , yes we are dissapointed , but we accept the fact.
I dun mind ppl talking bad about our team after wat their frens / bf's had told em. Get the full story nicely. Oh yea i hate divers, dive in front of me , i give u a drown in the sea.

Lose mai Lose la , even Barcelona lost to Getafe .
Big Deal ?!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Something New

SOME CHANGES TO MY FINAL PROJECT... at least i got time to change it... cuz lecturer gave us extra time ... Pics will be uploaded soon.

My mum's car got robbed in NKVE.. DURING PEEK hours WTF? ( thats really wat the fuck )

Ciaoz

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Final Project Sem4

Was wondering why am i not asleep for this kinda time. 3 am right now and i still have my fingers stuck on to my lappy . I have a presentation tomoro for my final project later at 10 stg.
Depression stucked in my head as i look at my final lighting proto-type , was superbly dissapointed with the outcome , the finishing , the paint and my own work.I was never let down by myself so terribly, wanna be a lil kiasu this time around , but i think i screwed it , it turned even worst.

I got an offer letter from Swinburne, yet I have to re-think and re- consider it . i can't even handle the competition my fellow course mates put on me , how am i suppose to handle chinese / whites from other countries in Aussie?! Yea , sapu. still i knew i cud do better but i was jus fooling around, Well Deserved.I could only hope for a C + or C right now.


A lil preview , will add on the processes soon. Night, ppl.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

FF~!

If u think u did good enough or even u think it's a Pefecto Shito.But somehow things just go to the opposite directions.I 've cursed but i have no complaints ahha.

Magina hatched by Noob


Audi Concept car by noob
( lame dotted hatch )


Azam :" Apa Ini? "
Me :" Hatching la sir"
Azam*holds his forehead and support it with his elbow*



Perfecto SCORE!~!~!


I Have no complains this time TEE HEE!

At least i submit it in time.
What a perfecto noob i am , Byez

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Random

After re-designing it the same lamp for twice, i finally got it right.
From a flat design ( i tried to make my life simple by designing it this way )
to
A crazy expensive design ( thought it will go through cuz it's much complicated)
and finally
My Dinosaur Egg


Mr Wazir :" U think u can produce this a?"
me :" sure sir , cuz it's not that hard "
Mr Wazir :" u know welding a stainless steel product to mass metals are totally diff welding "
me (strech my eyes wide and noded )
Mr Waizr :'' i can approve u but ..... ( all his explaination )"
Mr Wazir :" but if u manage to produce 2 prototype , i think this will be a very interesting Lamp, and ur finishing is very very important"
Me ( duh i know )
Mr Wazir :" do come back when u need help or ur facing a blockage."
Me:" sure sir "

Basically , i also duno why i chose Perodua as the corporate.
Well other's design are much simpler and cost lesser TEE HEE!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

system of a down

Lately, I 've been experiencing every single moment of depress and people keep rejecting what ever u do...
but i still manage to push it tru ,i am still surviving. cuz i still believe ..


With All Smiles

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Jersey Christ-The End ( i hope )

A sneak preview made for old man.

100% cotton , 100% Cloth ,100% Machine made (most probably) and 100% climalite (what the hell is this?)
Num10- For Senior Citezens in Malaysia ( part time Singapore Resident as well )


p/s : num 8 for this team is a pro shit.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

....

Dulan , stress , sien , drawing sucks shitz.

I am failing this semester 40%-ly, especially drawing studies.


Azam:"for this drawing, i'll give u a C- or an F."

i'll buy myself a shoes cleaning machine since i can't brag and Chart Hai, i suck at sweet talking, thats a fact.

LKW - what a college

Monday, September 17, 2007

Sien

Design got rejected
Technical Drawing /GA got rejected
Model rejected

this is shits.

Friday, September 14, 2007

College Aku

This is how you score well in ur exams.
Mr Velu :"today we will be having exams ( with smirk ) this paper contains 20% in ur finals! "
Everyone :"heeeeeeeeeEeEeEeE!" AND "siiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhh"
Mr Velu distributed the papers,and said " u may start now(with another smirk ) No peeking!"

Exams started like how we did during high school days.

After 10 minute...



The Lost and Found counter opens



The all time favourite " answer discussion" ( open style )



And group discussions

Next time , i 'll throw my notes and sleep early.
Study is always for noobies.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Hazel's jerseys

Ok look, everyone who wanted an explaination on why is the jerseys so highly priced, I am gonna explain it again.

1)Our team includes players from all sizes, S , M , L & XL .This everyone should know and should also be able to understand. Simple, if ur S size, dun tell me u wanted to fit in a L size or M size jersey that makes u look like a footballer that goes YO ! YO! YO!.

2)Everyone wanted something NICE + YENG stuff, so Nike and Adidas 's design comes 1st. If u manage to survey Diadora , Puma or etc brands has some arrowdynamic design pls do the work for me.While for Umbro,their design is around England , England and still England.

3)The Nike and Adidas's trend now is FIT, read + understand it, means the shirt sticks to the size/shape of ur body. Somehow to MR Nike Malaysia SDN BHD's thinking, Malaysians can't fit in to a S -size Nike Fit, so they imported limited of S size , and distribute to selected outlets only. And for God's sake Al -Ikhsan don't have any S .

4) Old models' design are purely ugly or stock-less.And most of em, we saw other team wearing it during tourneys.P/s Limited M/ L size for all models although much cheaper. None of u wanted a clash of jerseys i suppose

5) Next up is the limited stock(we have 15 players). When u choose a design, it's either limited stock or size.Unfotunately, i have to get 5 s-size from adidas shop and the rest from
al ikhsan . Adidas gives u 5% dicount while AL AL AL gives u 10%.

6)About Gt sponsoring,forget it.

7)U find something nicer + cheaper, u do the booking for me pls and ty


S-size less

The type u don't even wanna glance

Overpriced


Rm105 with numbering, in or out?