Just came back from my final presentation, kinda glad that semester 4 came to an end , well it might not be a nice ending but i am relief that its all over.
My final presentation was a disaster lol. Alright , we are suppose to present about our final project ( the lighting , u choose a local corporate, research and identify their image /concept /statement and design a lighting for it )
Well some how, 1 week before this final presentation , our lecturer ask us to prepare a gantt chart , financial report , actual cost, fabrications and stuff. So everyone did it, and innocent minds of ours thought that this is jus a minor report thingy. WHO KNOWS ?! BOOM kena goblin land mines. They wanted us to list out every single detail expenses made( example, u bought a piece of wood, they wanna know the size / cost / actual cost / where ) Alright it 's still fine for us until they asked us :" So how much do u wanna sell it to ur buyers ? " some donkey asses will reduce the price of selling while others who's slightly smarter will increase their price lol.
And as for me , a mixture of donkey + Einstein brains kinda turn things around and it turnt worst for me lol.
So it was like :
they :How much u wanna sell it ?
me: rm 230 ? ( actual cost of rm 220.70 )
they: o ok , ur a good manager i suppose , cuz i saw u counting with ur fingers just now and u store it rapidly in ur mind.
me : ( thought i have did stg right and kinda over the moon about it ) huh ? really ?
they : yeap, u made a correct pricing by regain the actual cost and kinda earn some bucks out of it
me : ( kept quiet still thinking i 've did it )
they: The consumers are happy, ur workers will be proud.....
they: but u will get ur fired letter tomoro i guess.
me: ( alarms for nuclear distructions rings ) * nooded head *
they: u may have earn a lil, but too u 'll get negative profits if u deduct ur labour costs , transportations and also ur electric bills.
they : ( a glance at the material lists ) So u did not detailed ur list on wat degree of sand paper u wanna purchase. if u asked 3 of ur workers to buy it , they'll return with 3 diff types of sand paper.
me : ( kept saying : ) ty ty ty ty oic oic (until the nuclear reactions finished zzzzz)
And as for me , a mixture of donkey + Einstein brains kinda turn things around and it turnt worst for me lol.
So it was like :
they :How much u wanna sell it ?
me: rm 230 ? ( actual cost of rm 220.70 )
they: o ok , ur a good manager i suppose , cuz i saw u counting with ur fingers just now and u store it rapidly in ur mind.
me : ( thought i have did stg right and kinda over the moon about it ) huh ? really ?
they : yeap, u made a correct pricing by regain the actual cost and kinda earn some bucks out of it
me : ( kept quiet still thinking i 've did it )
they: The consumers are happy, ur workers will be proud.....
they: but u will get ur fired letter tomoro i guess.
me: ( alarms for nuclear distructions rings ) * nooded head *
they: u may have earn a lil, but too u 'll get negative profits if u deduct ur labour costs , transportations and also ur electric bills.
they : ( a glance at the material lists ) So u did not detailed ur list on wat degree of sand paper u wanna purchase. if u asked 3 of ur workers to buy it , they'll return with 3 diff types of sand paper.
me : ( kept saying : ) ty ty ty ty oic oic (until the nuclear reactions finished zzzzz)
Some other computer drawings cant be transfer to Jpeg.
anyway hols now , BB
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