hols

Spent 3 days in CC playing games with my frens zzzz. Our 20 bucks as if being threw in to the Pros' mouth , giving the pros undying pleasure ... ... ...

CS how ever is a memorable game for most 1998 - 2004 secondary peeps. Remember those days, the ponteng gang always skip school for this game , was a hit back then and i guess it still does now.
Met a few crazy asses in Blitz that can only shoot nowhere but ur head.
1 Carbine , no bullets bought , originally 30 cells, vs 4 nooblets , 3 head shot
Our only strategy to go on with will be :
Terrorist - stick together team , storm the front , release all grenades or flash in to the hole and get to the bomb site ( which normally 4 of us will end up getting pawned in the hole )
Counter -Terro - CAMP !!!! AND WAIT FOR DEATH!!!

Best score so far - 26 - 9 ( note : the 9 is the team score )

We moved on to DOTA, after a total get-owned moment.
it's sad to say that, we always have a noob in our team , we have 4 , we needed 1 more player.
And tat 1 MORE is always ALWAYS a noob.
Zeus tat click his wrath for nothing ,
his reason ? " sorry click wrong "
... ... ...



in Spanish , we mention only the word " Winner"

GG

Break

Finally the long semester of 4 months comes to a close, and i doubt i did well this sem. I was having a holiday mood right after 2 months the sem started.
My 2 offer letters came last month, one from Coventry and another from Swinburne, of cuz with unconditional la , for someone as pro as me. I decide not to go in the end as i might take on MBA after my degree , MIGHT ! Eh , everytime my dad told me ," Tahan la , few more years only ma.. " i still recall the time when i was in form 3 , he once told me a similar one " tahan for 8 years more only ... then once ur cert came in ur life, u can have ur time ."
For every fellows' life , our 18 years of education life, is an exchange for a piece of paper ... zzzz

I have a fren who's indeed extremely insane or a bit retarded.
He told me his plans after he's done with his degree...
1. Prepare to sell his dad company ( which i gave him an offer to take over 40% of the shares zzzz)
2. Travel around the world ( ....................... )
3. Not planing to get married nor have a child
4. Get settled down in Japan ( kamikaze wannabe )
5. Rdy to sleep in a box

It's kinda good in a way , he has a pretty good background & he take life as simple as he can .
Wishing i can take life tat way as well, BUT I HAVE THE HUNGERRRRR of success ( see how it goes , MAYBE ! )

Btw , i am having holidays now, u can call me out anytime .
For those who are having emo nights , u can call me and i can practice my singing to u( WITH A GUARANTEE OF SWEET DREAMS ! )
If u still cant get over ur emo feelings, dun worry ... it's just a temporary feeling. But if ur as bodoh as u seem to return and get hurt again ... u can go ahead.


Ur European making a cool interview LOL

goin for ice cream soon, BB

mid

it's useless when u tell someone " hey i dint say it ! "
but someone has a recording tat caught u saying it
tat sound clip, the person behind the voice, miserably , tragically happens to sound like YOU.

it's more like , a fire being started by someone..
while a video catching you , holding a lighter, standing close to the incident spot.

it's funny tat
Sometimes when people ask u to be honest, and u did the honesty, but they still doubt u ...

forget it...tat's why things will never be the same..


crossed ur heart

- an article by me for everyone
( pro as ever <--- Really la )

And the reality ....

Which i already accepted not too long before

FRANCE FTW tonight!

A Happy Noob

This is a Noob
And he's currently happy

VERY happy

Random 11

Well, what a way to start off the remaining half of 2008.
with petrol increased to 2.70 per litre.
In a matter of fact, i dun really blame the goverment, as they have already tried to hold firm against our petrol price , Avoiding a rise to it for years. Finally they lose it ... ...
And Malaysians , were comparing our petrol price against country like Oman , Brunei and etc.
YES , we HAVE PETROLEUM but we dun have overflowing petroleum like the middle east countries.

How ever , just wanna ask our beloved goverment, where the shit did our 30 billions earnt by exporting our national label PETRONAS went?
Noobs, we read it in our geography , " Petroleum Malaysia mempunyai kualiti yang amat bagus . Oleh itu , petroleum kita akan dieksport ke negeri asing"
Even the oppositions did once questioned this issue.
guess wat guess, dunit guess la ... guess guess guess also the same answer
" NATIONAL SECRET THAT CANNOT BE EXPOSE "

Oh yea ,let me refresh those shits or noobs that once told me stg like :
" i am really dissapointed at those Chinese who already migrated or have already made a move to leave this country. How can they ever leave the land tat once brought em up ... We shud serve our country, i love u bolehland "
Now, they said :
" i might study overboard , cuz i can finish my degree there where i can get a SPORE/AUSSIE/BLA BLA BLA scholarship
, EVEN I CAN GET A RESIDENTSHIP THERE , And SETTLE DOWN "
Wow , where's ur innocent shits ? eat em up already ...

Hell , Malaysia is having INFLATION!
( sharemarket does'nt show only )
btw, why so early zzzzzz, i wanna be rich leh ...

Anyway , craps are over...
Leon's Birthday ngam ngam over.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Adel's BF

so used to calling u that now hahaha.
enjoy your bday present.

Re-cap

Was clearing my cupboard this morning,
Came across my cold-storaged jerseys. Some jerseys that doesnt worth wearing again ( WHY WEAR? u got trashed 7 - 0 out of tat shit ) . Well , as for some CHAMPIONS jersey, i shud just keep it , and go cerita doyang with my grandsons in the future.

I'll start with the earliest team jersey that i have,

SUPER RETRO yet yeng , cuz the noob team , includes only one star player * drums roll * ( me lor, who else ? )
Well , being a stupid form 2 kids, was con by my PJK teacher.
"JERSEY ? ok ... i got supplier very CHEAP 111 , i tell u all aaa... numbering and jersey only Rm 60 , Summore aaaa, Super Brand name Topper , released by the Brazillians 1 u know ! "
Wtf, for some noob reasons , the whole team was persuaded by him .
2F2 FC ... wa lao , lame to the maximum ...
wore only 3 ce!!! play with some sucky shits that can't even stop a rolling ball. Won them , and the team were so blardy happy = = sad to the max.

2nd jersey , I swore to myself for not wearing it in front of any CHS mates anymore.

1st , this team suck
2nd , the captain is a shite
3rd , they nv notice they are shite , and still wanna act like Ronaldinho
4th , defenders that don't know how to HEADER?! Omg
5th , it's called Silverhawk FC, more like mockingbirds FC
Gave myself a reason to join this team , as most of my buddies were in it. Played in the inter team between players of all forms in CHS.

Got a shit captain ... and really was a sh1te that can only talk but do no shit. His famous quotes:
" eh , Baojie, u go upfront la , u havent score in the whole competition leh "
( wa , wat a sucker, he kept asking for the ball , as a midfielder , i pass him the ball ... guess wat? the ball roll tru his legs for COUNTLESS TIME , got this kinda striker , and u want me to play along side with him? HELL NO)

i told him he can play better as a defender, he told me :
" Can't la, i have the ability to score goals, and the team no striker "
( ... ... )

" we must score goals already , later we play 2 wingers and 3 strikers. Baojie u do the dribbling in the midfield and supply ball to the front "
( wa lao, i feel like walking off the pitch after the game start with a formation of 4 -1 -2-3. It's basically like, all the headers were not taken by pussys in the back four... i get the ball , terkena gangbang by 5 players, defenders clear ball like taugeh legs. In the end ? i supply some passes to them , and wtf , another butter legs that can't stop a ball NICELY, AGAIN BASICS PLS! )

"eh , Baojie how u shoot the ball hard and got curl 1 a? "

( omg, just look at ur Rihana shots and Paris Hilton legs... ur... hopeless)

"Cross in to my chest or legs, cuz i can't really header "
( wtf, u think wat, every team has David Beckham meh ? )

" We can still win !!! c'mon guys ! "
( we were form 4 , and was trailing 6 goals to nail by some form 6 Tok Jangut and Rentap team . I was so sick man )
OH YEA , my this Hero captain , is in the School team , and i am just a 2nd team player.
That's why 2005 and 2004 CHS school team are SH1TES! being a laughter in MSSD .Captain of the school chooses his frens. WHO CAN'T EVEN STOP A DAMN BALL! DULAN!

This is a giant T-shirt with a number to it ( stitched by self zzzz )

The best moment starts with this shirt. With WAY better players.
The Hazels.

Organzing matches everyweekend after my spm days, won matches and games.
Calling back all the sh1te in highschool tat i've got trashed by em , tasting a bit of SWEET SMELL of Revenge. Beating school teams, trashing opponents, beating fatty simon's grace team, winning futsal tourney.
We only lost 4 times in this 2 and 1/2 years. And 3 medals and a trophy .Although we 're not tat active any longer. We're still a team of a lifetime.

tagged

1. What is the most important thing in your life?
Currently is 3-Fs'
-Family
-Frens
-Football/Futsal

2. What is the last thing you bought with your own money?
teh o-ice

3. Where do you wish to get married?
Anywhere will do

4. How old do you think you'll be permanently owned by your lover?
Dota meh , own own own

5. Are you in love?
maybe GUA

6. Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
i can direct u there but i can't recall the name

7. Name of the latest text book you bought?
Sejarah tingkatan5, tat was 2 years ago

8. What is your full name?
Jack El Nino Chan

9. Do you prefer mother or father?
Both

10. Name a person that you really wish to meet in your real life for the first time.
Doraemon , and ask him to be my personal assistant

11. Christina or Britney?
Christina-no Ronaldo

12. Do you do your own laundry?
nope

13. The most exciting place you want to go?
Anfield, the future and the past

14. Hugs or kisses?
Gay Question

15. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
-Known as Linda Yeoh Lay Lin
-Knew her 2 years ago
-Loves her Lord very much
-her internet explorer not connecting properly but her msn and ares are perfectly fine
-she's very nice to tag me instead of other fellows zzzz

16. 8 things I'm passionate about
-football
-futsal
-Steven Gerrard
-Fernando Torres
-singing
-flaming shu hwai
-sleeping
-Liverpool FC

17. 8 things I say too often
-WA! Damn Gay Man...
-GAYLOU!!
-Derrrrr Rerrrrrrrrrr
- Oh NO!
-OMG
-Mahai
-Lame

18. 8 books I've read recently
Newspapers only

19. songs I could listen to over and over again
-Dou Shi Ni - Guang Liang
-You'll never walk alone
-Don't wanna miss a thing - Aero Smith
-ForeverLove - Lee Hom
-Before it's too late- The Goo Goo Dolls
-Palace & Main -Kent
-Bu Dong
-Ni Bu Zhai- Lee Hom
-Black Humour- Jay Chou

20. 8 things I learnt last year
-My Jealousy is a noob thingy
-My Overcontroling is a noob thingy
-Can't get the ball? Get the man
-When u have money , u got power
-Treating others good , don't expect anything in return , u live better
- I've Changed from bad to good.

21.8 people you tag
Nice guy like me , will no taggy others