Thursday, May 29, 2008

My Fair Euro2008 Review

Group (A)
Czech Republic - They have the best keeper around the world today, but the midfield suck shit, So does the strikers( example, Koller and Baros = 1 tall retard giant + 1 chipmunk )
Portugal - They might just play 1 game in the finals and pack their bags, as their manager is more wellknown for his Mortal Combat.
Switzerland- Senderos will make this team fail , and i mean very badly
Turkey- The team tat mostly gonna spend most of their time watching the quarters, semis and finale at home while having their turkeys.
Teams Expected to Qualify:Portugal , They can win a lot of penalties with Ronaldo's Olympic dives. Czech Republic .

Group (B)
Austria- The host of this tourney , and the 1st one to be eliminated ( no doubt , chances for them to get in to the final? 1000000000 to 1 )
Croatia- They will crash , Cuz their jersey damn ugly
Germany- The Germans with their overwhelm height and muscles will "storm the front"
Poland- The whole squad will get crushed by the Germans , and no survivors
Teams Expected to Qualify: Germany ( DUH?! ) , the other team will be random, equal strenght

Group (C)
France- The retirement of Zizou , the low form of king Henry , the retard ape Gallas = a sick rooster
Italy- Materrazi WILL KILL THE FRENCH!!
Holland- They are sex free, religion free and drugs free. They take in how many packs of cocaine we also duno la zzzzz
Romania- the coach will bank it on Mutu? sad case team.
Teams Expected to Qualify: Italy and Holland.

Group (D)
Greece- Chap-Pa-Lang 2004 Champions , 1st round out la u...
Russia- Maria Sharapova will give them support , so they are gonna win it for her
Spain- SPAIN FTW!!! EL NINO+Fabregas+Ramos kick all asses .
Sweden-will the Calvin Klein's ambassador manage to pick his form up again?
Teams Expected to Qualify: Spain , Russia.

Champions this year?
England!!!!
( maybe Spain)

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