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So it's like about a few months i last updated about the things i did lately. But heck i am lifeless ass right now. About getting my butt off the chair and head down for some random job interviews... i did it. But since it's not a successful ones , i prefer not to get in to details with it. I did a few promoting jobs on the other hand, and it turned out okay i supposed.

Christmas is around the corner , U can see geeks and nerds with their santa hats on walking in and out of the mall . Not to mention , i've even encountered some LALA with santa hats while i was shopping in KL the other day. And for that, SANTA WON'T BE TOO SHIT PLEASANT ! I am darn sure of it .

Speaking of shopping, i notice i seldom get my apparels by giving a walk in the mall lately.
Why I've got myself in to this shopping ONLINE shit?
Well the courtesy goes to this friend of mine who can't stop sending me some tempting forum topics/ Fashion webby. That's SAGA 1
SAGA 2, these lovely webbies offers u discount whenever it closes in to some major dates.

Follow by, some deep shit i got myself into by shopping online.
Before the story i'm gonna tell u , let me give u a slight picture of how payment is being made.
I am using direct credit card transfer , where u have to switch currency whenever ur purchasing. That's my mum's card obviously.

And now ur ready for bed time story kids.
For the 1st deal , i deal in USD. Eventually i forgot to switch the USD back to MYR .
The following deal , i made in another webby is stated in USD as well.
Ok , for an instance i thought the price is in MYR, so obviously i just clicked OK and PAID.
As i couldn't care less to read the full description.
But when the page is finally loaded , my balls dropped off... ...

" THANK YOU FOR USING VISA SERVICE AND THE PURCHASE OF BLA BLA BLA , YOUR PAYMENT OF USD****** IS BEING VERIFIED AND MADE SUCCESSFULLY "

I am not sure if the item will be landed in Malaysia by time for Christmas.
But one thing i am certain of before Christmas is , i'm gonna get my ass busted .
what a MERRY SHIT JABRONI CHRISTMAS.

here are the items , but it hasn't reach me yet
.


I'm trying to convince myself not LALA laaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
So i post the magazine pic with Edison Chen in it , It performs as a Solid PROVE!
And i MIGHT gonna get an evisu . GG

once bitten twice shy

As quoted by every wise person ( so called )
Exactly what i am doin right now .
Now people asked : " are you afraid? "
FUCKING INDEED I AM !!!!
But then again , the temptation of the award is priceless.
And only on this issue i am darn farking scared... WTH???

hahahahaha , cut the craps yo.
Just got stg for myself from CLOT the other day.
Sorry no preview cuz it's still in hong kong waiting to be shipped :)

*holymama i used YO ! *

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100th

2 years closing,
More years of anticipation in expect,
Expectation was threw in mist,
Naive is a trick ,
Believe is a disguise ,
Hope is ntg but ashes ,
Lil do i know,
I've gotta find another my own.

By Jack

NAAAAISSSSEEEEEE POEMMMMMMMM

why we all hate the wanker

On holidays finally, gonna get my ass out to look for a job MAYBE .
Wat's hot this time ??
Ntg's up but football. Let me put the lime light on


Mr Ronaldo
So wazzzuppp with my goldennnn boyyy the homieee .
Alright , he has a superb talented legs and he was the best of the best last season with a 40 goals galore . But he's a spoiled brad all the way from hell . Isn't he sick and tired of diving EVERYWHERE. I mean , professionals do that, but they dive when they need to get a penalty or a direct freekick that CREATE a scoring chance. Gerrard do , Henry do , Drogba do , in all conjunctions to grab a penalty .


So you get me now?
Why defenders in EPL wanna get a boot in his thick ass . Dun complain u mancs when he got double footed next time.
In short note, it's only either u love him or hate him, there's no neutral bitches on his side.
1 ) Mancs <--- the only people in the world who love him ( A dive is supported by a SIR and asked for protection for his players )
2) Girls

Why now people doesn't actually put those football stats and slides in Kaka's , Messi's and Ronaldinho's way. It's because they play it the right way. People respect them with no cunning dives and small moves. I was kinda wondering how Rooney felt when Ronaldo attempted to send him off in world cup 2006 .

Everyone knows Ronaldo dives, and i respect this great man utd friend of mine who agreed on this statement . Not like other ordinary Manscums who put it : " Ronaldo dive ??? i think Gerrard or Drogba is the diving King lor! "
I give u another clearer picture of it... u try google Ronaldo , Gerrard and Drogba in picture tab. It's clear to the eye ... people make fun of Ronaldo .

For so far I've been watching the game , i respect all my oppositions including Alex Ferguson's 10th , King Henry , Brilliant Wenger, Shearer the toon, Jose "the one " Mourinho and Hairy Giggs. But , for people like diving queen Ronaldo ... *pui* ( oh yea and sorry for those lame scums that doesn't agree on this, look urself in the mirror , u look like a ballet dancer as well and erm i can't play like ronaldo as said :) )

Semester 6

hehehehe GG 2008 , together with semester 6.
*wraps up rubbish , throw in longkang *

Freedom now smell and taste like cotton candy mixed choco topping ,with a lil blend of vanilla ice-cream , poured in a ton of syrup water , seasoned with thousand island sauce , followed with a grill in the oven , lastly with a lil red berry placed on top . Wuhuhuhu

Anyway ,this is my final presentation station,

Note* panel not folded on purpose


2ND PRESENT OF 5TH NOV!Doesn't she look like a doll ??

for other pressie , is to be kept and know by me , and for you to find out .
huhuuhuh

The Big Day

They decide today. Well, it doesn't really concerns me.
the same people every 4 years with the same shit...


None of em is gonna have a smooth sail in years, they are gonna listen to the chinese anyway huhuhu.
Who You Chose huh ?? Scums??
hehehehehe

so ?

All finals by next week , and i am still having my own fairy tale time blogging.
As i am quite certain that , monday's theory test will be an open book shit, providing with a Q&A counter. Ain't gonna STUDY FOR NO SHIT AGAIN MAN ! Been there , done it , never repeat. Hell u think i dun study and manage to score doesn't mean that i am smart . huhuhuhu
Solidworks on Thursday alongside with my final presentation of sem6 . A bachelor soon , and getting OLDER ffs.

Speaking of being ALL THAT. I wonder, if everyone who owns a good features or a great reputation would be a super egoistic shit ( i am one ego ass too huhu ) .
Was eating at a cafe with the gang the other day .. so it was lunch time and it's pretty packed.

Sim left his seat and get himself a plate of mixed rice , his chair was left unattached and we were chatting among ourselves.
Until this hot chick came by ... griped the chair with her hands and took it away without even a " may i ? " . The thing that drilled us up in the ass was , she even gave us a blardy bitch ass stare before she took the chair.
So of cuz as a gentleman ( certainly i am ) , i kept quiet. While Nick , who has no shits to lose, just screwed her up and threw it right at her face :" OI FUCKING BIATCH , SOMEONE'S SITTING "
Guess what comes next? she slided the chair back to us and give us those cold stair.

So isit , people with good features does get themselves an extra advantage?
Tragically , it does...

Chick : " haiya , no small note laaaa "
Guy : " hehehe nvm la i pay "
Chick : " but not nice le "
Guy : " it's ok la "

So there u go , the constant situations that goes over and over again like a cycle.
And i am sure some despo will even pay for every singles cents. Acting like a all so NICE guy. but deep down beneath their soul " shit man , broke already. " Of course other intention of these so called NICE guy is to earn themselves some reputation. If ur eyes managae to make a note, u'll notice these so called NICE bastards are often nerds . Anyway i am sure there's exceptions .

On the other note , i believe girls who doesn't have the looks , doesn't earn themselves with much benefits. U see the picture now? Guys... realistic / materialistic bastards.
Fer Chicks,
We go " Nothings' gonna make me better , i'll stickwitu forever. Nothings' gonna get me higher , i must stickwitu "

After all , the bottom line is , the world's unfair. We are human after all who enjoys the best thing that God has to offer. For those who's not so good looking , stay at ur feet , ur day will come. For those who 's good looking and keep digging it from others, read my lips : " what goes around come around ". For guys who's acting like a nice guy , stop the humiliating and dogging despo .
Like it or not , the good lookings ones always has the play of the ball 1st.
But to me , no matter if ur really darn good looking, ur just a human being after all. huhuhu

Current project :
i am so happy that we don't have to make the final prototype this year , saving me $$$ and time. huhuuhuh

An Identity

"What's ur identity ? "
Certainly everyone will start banging out their race's name when they came across this question.
If u do manage to ask around . I can guarantee u 8 / 10 of the peeps out there will never answer you with " I'm a Malaysian" with a proud tune.

Lately , my lecturers registered a number of students to join the Malaysian 50cents coin design competition.Every 20 years , there's a must for a change of the coin's graphic . Somehow if u notice every single details about our 50 cents coins. The 1st 20 years, it was backed with the parliament until the late graphic of a Wau. For certain reasons the design failed badly that results to the current images in used. I am putting the failure in lines today with the hints that came from my lecturers - The Failure To Create A Malaysian Identity.

The 1st 20 years they failed, the following 20 , yet they failed again. This very much give us a statement that the government did not improve their services at all. For another cool example , during my dad's days .. the chinese and fellow hindus insert the force badly upon the special rights issue. Today we were holding the banners which was left over , still complaining the so-fucking-shit-inbal-rights. I reckon the bumi-s shud own some special rights, but as they expanded the power towards the education field .. that pisses off every single race.

This is the point where Malaysians lose out. Singapore government took full advantage on this issue. Giving out scholarships to all distinction students. Picking up talent , digging up talent , grabbing talent after another and after another and after another. Better not to mention about other countries like Aussies or UK, far too many of em. Look at SG and look at us, isn't the distance clear enough?

With a lil kick in the back , the government found themselves 2 additional oppositions party . And the fall and rise of Anwar Ibrahim, giving a big big blow towards 2008's elections. Setting a dateline after another... people listen until also sien la . This time it's before Hari Raya Hadji , following with Chinese New year and it goes on. Making a big collapse on the market. WHAT A FREAK ?!

Pick ups :



By the King Henry himself huhuhuhuhuhu

Alright, that's for now folks. Out for futsal .

Random 18

I love being random.
But this time around, the random thing came from Nick.
The bunch were having lunch today,from nowhere they pop up with the topic of marijuana.

pantunkan dengan row row row a boat tune.

" roll roll roll a joint
twist it up the end
light it up and take a puff
and pass it to your friend. "

Thanx for all the nice lyrics . High School times were the bomb .

Forum

It's rather amusing than boring to camp in Lowyat forum.
Example:
enlarge it




Give me the L.O.L so badly

Hazy

Lil boredom was expected for this 3 months time.
By killing time,
I did a DIY
ignore the base pls and the pics' quality zzz










Do u feel Hazy?

Ice Cream

I need 1 myself.


No not this,
Something way better


U get the picture now ?

see what see ?

Today while i was driving back home. With a lil frus in the head, thanx to some oscar winning actors. That's why i always cabut when i have the chance to make a leave , waving to them happily " KTHXBYE ".

How often do LDP users bump in to a jam at 2 :30pm . So i was at the fast lane , driving at the normal limited speed, before lining up like the others. Unfortunately the blardy line was super duper slow i tell u. Before i get a clearer view of wat's up, i stucked there for like 15mins.

A Noob driver , manage to crush his car in to the indah water fountain. Alright i pity him with all the floating-unwanted-extra-came-out-from-the-human-body-thing. But that's not the whole point of it. Surrounding the god-damn accident punya bodoh are all the shits ...

people kena accident,
u came with ur bike / car,
u walked down ,
u looked at the car/ driver ,
u shook ur head,
u go " Tsk tsk tsk, nowadays the driver aaa ... bla bla",
u copy the number plate,
u bought a number,
wishing for a 4d magnum or toto.

And yet, the proton which is in front of me, moved slowly while holding to his break.. keeping a close watch on EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of the accident. Again i mentioned, CONSIDERATION pls!

Malaysians , Really damn boleh.

Unlucky is a Vice Versa

This world isn't fair ; factual statement made by people around the globe today. Think again if u are grabbing on to the "fact" that ur unlucky. You see , human beings , we are born with the sense of making comparison. People with a proton will crave for a Honda, people with a Honda will crave for a Merc , people with a Merc will crave for a Porche , people with a porche will crave for a Ferrari, and it still goes on...

Back to reality , U may find someone who thinks that they are less fortunate because they are earning lesser than an ass doing ntg in the office. U'll find people who screw their own partner because they can't love u the way like others did. Or maybe someone who has a working team of lazy shits than hardworking worms.Does these sentences hit somewhere between your integrity (heart) and dignity (head)? If yes, feel free to change “someone” to “"ME"”.

I was born in Pj , but soon after i was 3 months old, my aunt took me back to Kuantan and raised me up ( till 3 yrs old ) . Mainly because , my parents aren't really financially stabled. I look in to the life i had today , and back with the life i had till i was standard 6. There was once, my mum's company had an ice gala dinner , her company was based in Northern Ireland , so basically 80% of the company's staffs are all Ah-mos' . My dad was driving a proton back then , we manage only to find a slot in the parking lot after a few merry-go-rounds. Where else, the English drove some Volvos, Range Rovers, BMW and such ,and the jockeys does the parking jobs for em . So i asked my dad . " Di, why we don't give jockey parking 1 ? " My dad just gave me a smile and say " next time next time ."Today, i am 20 yrs of age now, i notice the phrase of " NEXT TIME NEXT TIME " isn't a phrase used by my dad to keep a child from complaining, it's like a phrase of promises : " Next time son , next time we'll have days like em ." And he did fulfill his promises.
I was told here : Luck doesn't come to the person who sit and wait

Another scenario , Some people sober over broken relationship; I mean we all do that , even i did,But why should we be sad crying over spilt milk?Why not just let the cats drink it if we can’t? See the point? If something aren't meant to be , you should feel gr8 to knew it today than tomoro. To an extend, i believe my 1st rship made a big twist in my life, as i manage to see things clearer now. Think of the person beside you , they have never held a girl's hand, aren't you luckier than him ?
WTV it is : Do not be sad because it is over, be happy because it happened

I was back in form 2, whenever the clock hits 5 , me and frens will head to grace football field for football sessions. Most of the time i'll be playing as a defender, so Zun Xian and co's will be in the team. Week in Week out , we play against people who are 7 years older than us. Alright , above the surface we lost out on heights,agility,mentally, physically. Behind , we lost out on experience. We could dribble a few of em , and get a lil kick in the heel and fell. Today , i am 20 , i played with people age ranged between 15 - 30 . We thrashed the uncles, We thrashed the kidos. When i looked at em , i saw my own reflection behind em, I used to be a kido who kena thrased kao kao, I am a soon to be uncle to be kena thrased kao kao. You see, What goes around comes around.

Rule number 4 , do not hold a grudge. I find it a lil stupid for people who simpan dendam for such a long period of time. Yes , we are all vengeful, but c'mon ... God gave us 100% of memory storage, out of the 100, 30 % was filled with anger and hatred . Aren't you making ur own life difficult. Yes, they have all done stg to you , and it even has a huge impact upon ur life. I had a fren , who's dad has abandon the family .. ran a long way to another country. It has almost been a few years down the road. People grows old, we don't get younger.. One day, the sucker that u hate so so much suffers a sudden death , with still a hope in the mind that you will forgive him . Don't you even feel slight bad upon his regretful death? Don't held the flower too hard, it'll rot. Open up urself , you 'll make others' and youself a happier person.

Scenario: story from my fren.He was 17 then , used to date a few hot chicks in his school.Note: he isn't rich nor good looking ( kind hearted maybe? hahahaha ) To knock down all other great looking guys to draw nearer to these girls, you need to have something special (apart from Viagra). So can you ever snatch these hot chicks under the nose of these handsome guys? if no, why not be friends with them and be part of the gang that hang out with these hot chicks? Rule 5: if you can’t beat them, join them


Are you Lucky now guys? lalalalalala

FTFS

I told you he wore that shit . lalalalalala

Random 17

Take peep in to my recent life ( i know ur shit interested, so i'm doin you a favour here )



Subsuuuuuuuubbbbbcrew reacat


Best for muslims! of course, after your ramadan days


Allow me to reintroduce myself - Monster Masch

Another note :

R-A-R-E S-H-I-T

A Scouser

Why dont u guys tell us what made u all support the Reds in the first place?
It got kicked off when my dad was majoring accountancy in Liverpool. He wasn't really into football during that period, but still he heard that Liverpool is a major big gun in European football. Maybe destiny is playing a lil part of this, he and his friends won a few tickets between Wimbledon and LFC . During the match day , they witnessed the true passion of LFC fans. Since then , it's in the blood, a true Scouser.

Till the day i have contact with football. I remembered it clearly , it was standard 4 , 1998 . My classmates and I were having a lil chat in the class. Suddenly a question pops out
" Which Football club u support? "
I've heard Man Utd the most , Arsenal comes in Second. And i told them i support Liverpool. They laughed , being a scouser at my time wasn't easy, we finished off every season behind the both clubs mentioned. Until one day my fren's brother told me " Why they support Man Utd? Cuz they are the champions. " I understand that no team will forever be a champion.If i were born in the 1970s-1980s, i will be something like the Mancs today , jeering at the Scous.

Year 1999 , we saw Man Utd winning the treble. Every weekends we play football among ourselves, " Man Utd a side , others 1 side ". And somehow we were still outnumbered by the Mancs . It shows so much tat , Man Utd has a huge fan population. Still i support Livepool cuz my dad supports them .

When i was in Form4 i've finally read the history of LFC, Hillsborough disaster , Heysel disaster, Bill Shankly , and so on. It's more like an big evolution. From a small house , to a double storey, to a Semi-d and finally a mansion. It's stg that took years. It's a passion, we walk the storm , we walk the heat , we walk the glories. And through all these , we were told by our fellow reds , YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE. =)

Why u love Liverpool FC
If only love can be measured, u might need a passionate ruler, and make sure it reaches 10000000000000000000000 km long.
We've been tru down eras, the tip top decades. Liverpool is forever.


Tell us what a true Reds fan means to you.
When we lost, they will tell you " Mate, You'll Never walk alone "
When you mention that you are a scouser , they ask you " Well mate, how does it feel like being in Heaven ? "

Other note, Noob Rick Parry :

"Many do not know this but AirAsia had initially made an approach to Liverpool before tying up with Manchester United. The budget airline were introduced to Liverpool by a sports marketing company who knew that the shirt sponsorship contract with Carlsberg was coming to an end.

AirAsia had offered more money than Carlsberg were paying annually at the time. CEO Parry rejected the offer, simply because he hadn't heard of AirAsia"

Source

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I knw that everyone has came across scenarios like , erm...
u wanted to fight back so much but u notice ur limitation of strenght
u wanted to prove em wrong but u acknowledge the person has good public relations.
So situations like these or similar to these, u will just sit back and keep urself quiet like some pussy. Pussy u can say but , it's more like a boiling point game for you . Once it explodes , it'll go haywire .

Alright , comes to the Iranians , shittingly wish the States to start a war with em .
i don't get it , their country is so strong economically and militarily. Wat in the hell are they doin here ? We have no nuclear engineering courses here , we don't have weapons manufacturing here, we are not sex free here , we are not pork free.
Maybe their country doesn't really provide shavers u see, i don't understand how their bulu seem to grow so so fast -.-

Cyclops Wannabe

Now we shud leave this issues back tot the big guns like US or China, Sini Malaysia jangan pandang jauh jauh , pandang duit kopi dah cukup tau .
Speaking of big guns, people said they have overrated England team for a decade now.
But frankly speaking , even u have the 2 best midfields around the globe today , Stevie G and Lampard( u have Stevie and Frank ? We have Kaka and Ronaldinho ! )


it's not enough , u can't expect short leg-ed freak like Rooney or Defoe to bang in goals ( U can hope but don't put too much of weight in it ! )

That's his ultimate skill

U can't expect Joe Cole for doing the same shit last Sunday over again and again.
U can't expect James not to spread the butter upon his palm for too long .
Improvement that i saw came from the right back position ! GLEN JOHNSON! way way much better than Brown or Neville ( is this how u spell his name again? )

That's the right man for the right post!

Well the biggest rival for the three lions are still the one who call themself " THE ENGLISH PRESS "

U can't expect to win every game u nerds , even a draw, articles like this will pop out :
" Capello? Sackable ? or Sexable ? "
" To fire or to be Iced? Fabio Capello "
" Mcclaren ? Not your Ordinary Speedy Machine "

Worst when it comes to a lost :
" OUT NOW ! "
" 11 Heroic Lions , 1 Stupid old fag "

Sometimes the article is more than meets the eye .

Why So Serious?

Hey guys,
Did u ever came across with "Why so serious? " so frequently these days?
And eventually u get annoyed by it ?
People just tend to speak it at the wrong time.
U can't just go up to a person like " Hey dude?? Why so Serious?? "
BECAUSE it's WRONG... People will take u like a freako or stg.

Basically situation like these will be best , when u can use the phrase to the maximum lenght:

A policeman stops u after u crossed the blardy red light,
" eh encik , lu sudah lalu traffic light tu bila ia tukar warna merah"
Simply use:
" WHY SO SERIOUSS ??? "

U notice ur neighbour is changing her cloths next door, climb over and grab on the window.
if she yells " aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!"
go on with the phrase " WHY SO SERIOUSSS?? "

Or maybe if any 1 performs the stuffs similar to pictures below :






Basically this phrase will be best used whenever ur in deep shit. Try that out.. People will love it.

Lame i know but WHY SO SERIOUS?????

Random 15

Hu Hu Hu Hu

I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else..
it's so true...

Random#14 (Pics)

LOL~~~

I'll be...

So basically i have a year++ more to go in order to earn myself a degree *holds fist and cry*
Well, there's always the same question poping up in my thick skull constantly.. Where the shit will i be standing after graduation.

I filled the stupid occupation form back in standard 2 : 1) doctor 2)pilot 3)dentist.
Now all the " wannabe " i recalled , is all in ashes. Hahahaha , i was actually quite serious with the pilot shit but sometimes ur dreams tend to be terminated by human's best pal ( fking computers )

TO be or NOT to be?
1) Industrial designer and engineer .

Hell No man , the 4 years spent on making mock-ups and prototypes? Sien like shit i tell u, and i don't really bothered about the degree ( just a paper to make myself 100 bucks more worthy ) . The field still ain't active in Mas nor Aus.

2) Football Pundit.
Seriously , if u can talk shit , craps , faking a result, think that ur all that, Bias ... Hop on and welcome to the field . Even Shelby Shit Singh , making a fool outa himself , cud manage a 20 k salary.

3)Singer
Oh yea , trust me .. each competition u entered in Malaysia, no matter modeling or singing, u lost more than u gain zzz. It's like u win , and people start trash talking behind ya, u changed to more lan ci, getting urself a fame in MAS, getting urself embarrassed overseas for the tag of JAGGUH KAMPUNG . U earn , 1000000000000% lesser than Britney I TELL YOU!

4)Advertiser

IF i were to accept any advert from the government , Slogan of the decade :
" INI MALAY-SIA , U TAK SUKA , U KELUAR LA ! " " Although in Malaysia got Coffee Bean and StarBucks but nothing is tasty as Coffee Money, it give us more power to get for it!"
"Tolong jangan buang sampah di sini, Banyak sampah tourist tak mau mari, Tak ada tourist, tak ada money,Duit kopi, lagi third world mentality, Takde Cuti-Cuti Malaysia, Mana boleh ada Vision twenty-twenty"

5)God of Gambler.

Typical act will be , Genting + Genting + Genting = Vegas.
4D and TOTO also not bad.I 'll copy down the number plates for 4D while causing a jam. The more serious the accident the better. The best number is from a car who hit a pig and crashed into a muddy hole filled with angry crocodiles and exploded killing a masjid imam nearby. This ensures 100% win in a lottery.Typical malaysian eh..

6)A Novelist
( u must read this shit zzzz)


tats a hilarious piece of writting back in form1, courtesy of Fking Zheng Yang hahahahahahahahah

7)A Corruption Fighter

Well.... too tempting , maybe not =)

8)Secret Agent aka Spy

my frenlyy gadget above .
If i make it out good, I might be starring in "007 in: The 40 Year Old Virgin With The Golden Groin "

9)Batman

All tycoons have a secret identity so i need 1 .

10)or maybe....


Hell if i continue this way, i'll be making my 1st million by 30 ! and fark i am God damn bloody shit fking barbeque teh o ice limau nizerface nazi serious bout it . Now give me a HELL YEAH!