Police 's RayBands?

Alltheright guys, time to listen .
What's with the cold atmosphere in 1u this noon ?
For a second i thought i got the wrong date for CNY , BUT hell, CNY Is less than a week , and i see no crowds at all. WHY??
Take a lil break and provide me a reason from ur thick skull .

Got it?
Fark , i know i am more intelligent than u , sorry for the fuss dudes / ladies.

ECONOMY - RUN - DOWN - TIME
No Far Hung ( bonus i meant )
No Sao Gong Zhao ( Company dinner )
No $$$

and of all ...

It Leads to NO BIG BIG ANGPAO.
Doesn't that make sense ?

CNY = Angpao
Angpao = Money
Money = Work + Bonus + Salary
Get the maths now kidsss??

For all the one who's distributing angpaos,
If anyone would have asked , " Why so small one the angpao ? "
Simply answer : " FUCK THE GOVERNMENT . "

Huhu, comes to the all so cool and good government of ours. Which i already mentioned in my previous posts ( U Didn't read? U nerd man ) . As they all said : U tak suka , U keluar la !

We talked about the government , now not to left out the all so lovely police who's serving them .
A story i would love to share wit u all.

Ben was talking on his cell while driving down in NKVE the other day. A police sok sok , came by and asked him to stop by the side of the highway .

At 1st , he acted like he wanted to give u ticket. Asking for ur ic , ur d-license and all. But then after that , he started the traditional - stunning - cool - reasonable - pop out from no where - Conversation.

" Eh budak, i pun nak tolong u la .. tapi susah oh u tau . "
" Sekarang a, kerja pak cik sangat penat la , nak ke sini dan sana . "
" Gaji pun tiup tiup sui aje "

Ben opened his wallet , and he brought no notes . I 1st time see a driver has NO NOTES NO COINS in his car. So , he obviously can't even duit-kopi that mata.
To mata's dissapointment, he said ..

" o tak ape la budak , next time no more ok? "

Off he goes without a ticket given and no kopi-o taken.
Wah lao eh i tell u . Police that don't give saman and don't rasuah.

MA-LAY-SIA - BO- LEH !!