Monday, September 29, 2008

Unlucky is a Vice Versa

This world isn't fair ; factual statement made by people around the globe today. Think again if u are grabbing on to the "fact" that ur unlucky. You see , human beings , we are born with the sense of making comparison. People with a proton will crave for a Honda, people with a Honda will crave for a Merc , people with a Merc will crave for a Porche , people with a porche will crave for a Ferrari, and it still goes on...

Back to reality , U may find someone who thinks that they are less fortunate because they are earning lesser than an ass doing ntg in the office. U'll find people who screw their own partner because they can't love u the way like others did. Or maybe someone who has a working team of lazy shits than hardworking worms.Does these sentences hit somewhere between your integrity (heart) and dignity (head)? If yes, feel free to change “someone” to “"ME"”.

I was born in Pj , but soon after i was 3 months old, my aunt took me back to Kuantan and raised me up ( till 3 yrs old ) . Mainly because , my parents aren't really financially stabled. I look in to the life i had today , and back with the life i had till i was standard 6. There was once, my mum's company had an ice gala dinner , her company was based in Northern Ireland , so basically 80% of the company's staffs are all Ah-mos' . My dad was driving a proton back then , we manage only to find a slot in the parking lot after a few merry-go-rounds. Where else, the English drove some Volvos, Range Rovers, BMW and such ,and the jockeys does the parking jobs for em . So i asked my dad . " Di, why we don't give jockey parking 1 ? " My dad just gave me a smile and say " next time next time ."Today, i am 20 yrs of age now, i notice the phrase of " NEXT TIME NEXT TIME " isn't a phrase used by my dad to keep a child from complaining, it's like a phrase of promises : " Next time son , next time we'll have days like em ." And he did fulfill his promises.
I was told here : Luck doesn't come to the person who sit and wait

Another scenario ,
Some people sober over broken relationship; I mean we all do that , even i did,But why should we be sad crying over spilt milk?Why not just let the cats drink it if we can’t? See the point? If something aren't meant to be , you should feel gr8 to knew it today than tomoro. To an extend, i believe my 1st rship made a big twist in my life, as i manage to see things clearer now. Think of the person beside you , they have never held a girl's hand, aren't you luckier than him ?
WTV it is :
Do not be sad because it is over, be happy because it happened

I was back in form 2, whenever the clock hits 5 , me and frens will head to grace football field for football sessions. Most of the time i'll be playing as a defender, so Zun Xian and co's will be in the team. Week in Week out , we play against people who are 7 years older than us. Alright , above the surface we lost out on heights,agility,mentally, physically. Behind , we lost out on experience. We could dribble a few of em , and get a lil kick in the heel and fell. Today , i am 20 , i played with people age ranged between 15 - 30 . We thrashed the uncles, We thrashed the kidos. When i looked at em , i saw my own reflection behind em, I used to be a kido who kena thrased kao kao, I am a soon to be uncle to be kena thrased kao kao. You see, What goes around comes around.

Rule number 4 , do not hold a grudge. I find it a lil stupid for people who simpan dendam for such a long period of time. Yes , we are all vengeful, but c'mon ... God gave us 100% of memory storage, out of the 100, 30 % was filled with anger and hatred . Aren't you making ur own life difficult. Yes, they have all done stg to you , and it even has a huge impact upon ur life. I had a fren , who's dad has abandon the family .. ran a long way to another country. It has almost been a few years down the road. People grows old, we don't get younger.. One day, the sucker that u hate so so much suffers a sudden death , with still a hope in the mind that you will forgive him . Don't you even feel slight bad upon his regretful death? Don't held the flower too hard, it'll rot. Open up urself , you 'll make others' and youself a happier person.

Scenario: story from my fren.He was 17 then , used to date a few hot chicks in his school.Note: he isn't rich nor good looking ( kind hearted maybe? hahahaha ) To knock down all other great looking guys to draw nearer to these girls, you need to have something special (apart from Viagra). So can you ever snatch these hot chicks under the nose of these handsome guys? if no, why not be friends with them and be part of the gang that hang out with these hot chicks? Rule 5: if you can’t beat them, join them


Are you Lucky now guys? lalalalalala

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

FTFS


I told you he wore that shit . lalalalalala

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Random 17

Take peep in to my recent life ( i know ur shit interested, so i'm doin you a favour here )



Subsuuuuuuuubbbbbcrew reacat


Best for muslims! of course, after your ramadan days


Allow me to reintroduce myself - Monster Masch

Another note :

R-A-R-E
S-H-I-T

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

A Scouser

Why dont u guys tell us what made u all support the Reds in the first place?
It got kicked off when my dad was majoring accountancy in Liverpool. He wasn't really into football during that period, but still he heard that Liverpool is a major big gun in European football. Maybe destiny is playing a lil part of this, he and his friends won a few tickets between Wimbledon and LFC . During the match day , they witnessed the true passion of LFC fans. Since then , it's in the blood, a true Scouser.

Till the day i have contact with football. I remembered it clearly , it was standard 4 , 1998 . My classmates and I were having a lil chat in the class. Suddenly a question pops out
" Which Football club u support? "
I've heard Man Utd the most , Arsenal comes in Second. And i told them i support Liverpool. They laughed , being a scouser at my time wasn't easy, we finished off every season behind the both clubs mentioned. Until one day my fren's brother told me " Why they support Man Utd? Cuz they are the champions. " I understand that no team will forever be a champion.If i were born in the 1970s-1980s, i will be something like the Mancs today , jeering at the Scous.

Year 1999 , we saw Man Utd winning the treble. Every weekends we play football among ourselves, " Man Utd a side , others 1 side ". And somehow we were still outnumbered by the Mancs . It shows so much tat , Man Utd has a huge fan population. Still i support Livepool cuz my dad supports them .

When i was in Form4 i've finally read the history of LFC, Hillsborough disaster , Heysel disaster, Bill Shankly , and so on. It's more like an big evolution. From a small house , to a double storey, to a Semi-d and finally a mansion. It's stg that took years. It's a passion, we walk the storm , we walk the heat , we walk the glories. And through all these , we were told by our fellow reds , YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE. =)

Why u love Liverpool FC

If only love can be measured, u might need a passionate ruler, and make sure it reaches 10000000000000000000000 km long.
We've been tru down eras, the tip top decades. Liverpool is forever.


Tell us what a true Reds fan means to you.

When we lost, they will tell you " Mate, You'll Never walk alone "
When you mention that you are a scouser , they ask you " Well mate, how does it feel like being in Heaven ? "

Other note, Noob Rick Parry :

"Many do not know this but AirAsia had initially made an approach to Liverpool before tying up with Manchester United. The budget airline were introduced to Liverpool by a sports marketing company who knew that the shirt sponsorship contract with Carlsberg was coming to an end.

AirAsia had offered more money than Carlsberg were paying annually at the time. CEO Parry rejected the offer, simply because he hadn't heard of AirAsia"

Source


Tuesday, September 09, 2008

random 16

I knw that everyone has came across scenarios like , erm...
u wanted to fight back so much but u notice ur limitation of strenght
u wanted to prove em wrong but u acknowledge the person has good public relations.
So situations like these or similar to these, u will just sit back and keep urself quiet like some pussy. Pussy u can say but , it's more like a boiling point game for you . Once it explodes , it'll go haywire .

Alright , comes to the Iranians , shittingly wish the States to start a war with em .
i don't get it , their country is so strong economically and militarily. Wat in the hell are they doin here ? We have no nuclear engineering courses here , we don't have weapons manufacturing here, we are not sex free here , we are not pork free.
Maybe their country doesn't really provide shavers u see, i don't understand how their bulu seem to grow so so fast -.-

Cyclops Wannabe

Now we shud leave this issues back tot the big guns like US or China, Sini Malaysia jangan pandang jauh jauh , pandang duit kopi dah cukup tau .
Speaking of big guns, people said they have overrated England team for a decade now.
But frankly speaking , even u have the 2 best midfields around the globe today , Stevie G and Lampard( u have Stevie and Frank ? We have Kaka and Ronaldinho ! )


it's not enough , u can't expect short leg-ed freak like Rooney or Defoe to bang in goals ( U can hope but don't put too much of weight in it ! )

That's his ultimate skill

U can't expect Joe Cole for doing the same shit last Sunday over again and again.
U can't expect James not to spread the butter upon his palm for too long .
Improvement that i saw came from the right back position ! GLEN JOHNSON! way way much better than Brown or Neville ( is this how u spell his name again? )

That's the right man for the right post!

Well the biggest rival for the three lions are still the one who call themself " THE ENGLISH PRESS "

U can't expect to win every game u nerds , even a draw, articles like this will pop out :
" Capello? Sackable ? or Sexable ? "
" To fire or to be Iced? Fabio Capello "
" Mcclaren ? Not your Ordinary Speedy Machine "

Worst when it comes to a lost :
" OUT NOW ! "
" 11 Heroic Lions , 1 Stupid old fag "

Sometimes the article is more than meets the eye .

Friday, September 05, 2008

Why So Serious?


Hey guys,
Did u ever came across with "Why so serious? " so frequently these days?
And eventually u get annoyed by it ?
People just tend to speak it at the wrong time.
U can't just go up to a person like " Hey dude?? Why so Serious?? "
BECAUSE it's WRONG... People will take u like a freako or stg.

Basically situation like these will be best , when u can use the phrase to the maximum lenght:

A policeman stops u after u crossed the blardy red light,
" eh encik , lu sudah lalu traffic light tu bila ia tukar warna merah"
Simply use:
" WHY SO SERIOUSS ??? "

U notice ur neighbour is changing her cloths next door, climb over and grab on the window.
if she yells " aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!"
go on with the phrase " WHY SO SERIOUSSS?? "

Or maybe if any 1 performs the stuffs similar to pictures below :






Basically this phrase will be best used whenever ur in deep shit. Try that out.. People will love it.

Lame i know but WHY SO SERIOUS?????