Proness

Hey guys , i got two sh1te.
sh1te 1:

Proness


All the way from England and Aussies mannnnnn.....
TO BE OR NOT TO BE ?
Dad : " Masters only u fly la , get some exp 1st... "
Me : " .... .... o ( there goes my Stevie G and BPL viewing chances ) "

sh1te 2 :
College is commencing.
I hate LUCT.
I was once told when i just entered to my current Uni .
" congrats for boarding the pirate ship"
GG-fied

Hippo Hippo Hypo

I am bored and sien , holiday seems lifeless , and i have a week + left ONLY!
Oh , now that's shit .
So , to make myself usefull and to spend my time WISELY. I'll be writing in an entry upon HYPOCRITES

I was shopping for drinks in 7-11 ( hey shopping for DRINKS aint lame, the fridge in SHELL is HUGE and it has total of 50 drinks ). As my fingers scroll upon Justea. An Aunty , alright not to say old but she was holding a kid's hand.
" Mi , i want pepsi ..."
" No , canot drink too much soft drinks , bad for health 1 u know ok? "
The kid kept silence for a few seconds and he headed for the junk food area.
A rang came in , the aunty took her cell out,
" yea , i wanted to ask u , i am in 7-11 now , wat drinks do you guys wanted ? "
" How bout ur school frens leh ? "
" OK OK "
She then grabbed 8 cans of pepsi , headed towards the counter.
As she reached the counter, i could hear complaints from a distance.

So she was a Hypo?
Same applies to people these days.
1.Your gonna tell me that , Malays do not eat pork.
2.Your gonna tell me that , Christians can't lie and u thank God for your food and everything else.
3.Your gonna tell me that , i don't believe in Ghost
4.Your gonna tell me that , i 've gotten over him/her =)
5.Your gonna tell me that , ur doin something in a pair/ group, a problem came by . u said" It's your fault for all these happening ! "

while hypos have another say to it .
1. undisclosed person A , told me .. his dad brought a bunch of Datos' to enjoy Bah Kut Teh in Jalan Ipoh.
2. To make it straight forward, my mum bought the food and i entertain myself with football.So, i worship my parents and football .When God started this world , is it true that he threw us a black and white ball , to make our life happier? So , if ur answer for food is still God? Hell Yeah dude! ur shit lying .
3. And you pee in ur pants and ran like a dog when u see 1
4. The next day i'll see u sending her/him a text . =(
5. " It's your fault for all these happening ! " <--- sorry , we clap with both hands.What happened? did your balls drop off? Even people with publicity are hypo.

Real Madrid , the Galacticos,as they pursue Ronaldo's signature .. Alex Ferguson and ManU was rubbishing so hard and threw it straight at their face, calling them Hijackers . Also, Lodging an official report to the UEFA . Yesterday , Alex gave a mouthfull of speech , that he's very certain of getting their hands on Berbatov.. but also screwing Spurs if they were to lodge a report . Being caught in their own words .. is such a sad humiliation huh? hijackers...

Few years back I have heard people saying Malaysia is such a wan-dey-ful place to RIP . Now they wanna get their ass on the plane , settle down in blabla country ,every sunday singing halehluya.

Some people who will say " hahaha i know i am fat already , but i dun mind ... " in the end , we started calling them "Fatty " , it gets on their nerves.

I've seen Malays having their lunch during puasa seasons.

Policeman who blocked my ride and insisted that he will not take in bribe ( with his shinny TakNakRasuah badge ).
I changed the formal to the unformal by pronouncing Rasuah as "YUM CHA " he took a few notes and set me free, waving to me with a smile as i step on the accelerator.

We are all hypos... so be it .
I love you , you love me , we are happy family.

addition to Jack's facts
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
I fucking hate this music

Bye hypos

It's all part of the plan....

He nailed it. Enough said


You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!

Why... so... serious?

Let's put a smile on that face!

This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is *my* city

Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.


Batman:Why do you want to kill me?
Joker :I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?

Go watch it , the best villain ever played..

Random 12

why the hell is time flowing faster during hols?
It's already been 2 weeks without me noticing it .
Damn sad la , sien ....

Recently some scenario happens around my frens,
that very much convince me that
" THIS WORLD IS SOMEHOW GOIN UPSIDE DOWN BUT NOT FULLY 180 YET! "
* holds fist and cry *

Anyway , this post is basically about shits ( as my blog title already said so )

1ST:
I wanna send out a very good warning to those who are about to choose THE ONE as their future stepping stone .
WARNING :the life of THE ONE -
U'll basically be sleeping 4 am in the morning
Wake up at 8 am ( if ur crib is in PJ )
Goin to class , been given 8 assign in the arse before u head home
and u'll be simply awarded a diploma after 3 years
YAY!
( trust me , my sources are very and i MEAN VERY trustable )

2ND
lovely bolehland is now in inflation ,
and yet the leaders are still busy with their personal rivalry between parties.
Push this leader down
Send that leader to jail
That leader zhao lou la
bla bla bla ...
Think of the country la nerds

3rd
I think i personally need to lodge a police report for Grace Field
Wat for ??
Invaded by barbarians that play FootLeg than Football ( sometimes Fistball )
A 20+ years old malay apek finding fault with a form 5 and form 3 kids.
So much for his Bumi special rights
A Janggut ( bear ) indon that sticks to u like a dog if u dribble him
and my police report will be very direct , providing they have similar names
" MOS , MAN , MIN , MU "
thats wat i heard all of them calling each other.
oh yea, maybe with a lil bit of sexual abuse , as they bear hug-ed my fren during a corner kick

Yeapo , stg like this

4th
these are Gerbera , not sunflowers


Well , i personally think it does'nt matter anymore