This Is Anfield: Story : the rise of riise

Hearts were beating , fingers were crossed , hands were clapping , mouths were chanting , feets were jumping.
Yet , on the 95th stoppage time , Brilliant Liverpool left back ( who can only do shits) Riise put the ball behind the net , yea the wrong net .

After the UEFA champions' league semifinal clash within Liverpool and Chelsea.

With a super dull face, he return to the dressing room with a lil tear ( made of eyemore ) in both of his eyes,by this he can convince his mates that he knew he was terribly wrong and also with the motive of seeking sympathy , he apologised.
Of cuz, as a bunch of good team mates , everyone forgave him.
El nino was thinking in his head :" jódete ! jódete ! anyway i more leng chai .. "
( Google jódete for more information )

When Riise return to his mansion over the hills in merseyside.
he received a call on his cell.
the name status was well shown , it says " MAIN BOSS calling... "
he picked the cell up , and he heard a rough english accent with a lil blended russian slang
" PASS -CO-DE "
Riise with a clam tone answered fastly with a melody to it " Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea , GONNA MAKE IT A BLUE DAY "
The man on the other side replied : " Well DONEE!! ~~ MMM boy~~ , u made me russian papa proudd-eeee . Me knw the Grunt jew - jew can't fulfill my wish. Oh yea and the 1 million pound is already in~~ ur american express account ~ WELLL DONNEEE "
Riise with a lil annoyed replied with a depressed tune : " yea yea Roman, make sure u give me secure leftback spot next season with the blues ... thanx and bye "

after the conversation , Abramovic was thinking in his thick-brilliant-cash flowing skull.
" a spot in the blues? kanene le!!!! "