Man Utd Fans

Manchester United fans...

a) don't even come from Manchester. Most of them are from out of town, or "greater Manchester" as they call it. Almost every Pakistani cab driver I saw supports Manchester United. You can tell by their car stickers. The locals support their blue collared rivals, City.

b) seem to enjoy knocking their rivals. You hardly see any Arsenal, Chelsea or Liverpool supporter abusing the other's club when there isn't a match between the three. Mancs on the other hand seem compelled to hurl insults at us whenever they get up in the morning. Why? Beats the heck out of me. They are after all the most successful and biggest club in England. Pick on somebody your own size eh? - Paul Ince

c) are amongst the most optimistic though they tend to cross the line, entering the zone of arrogance. If you have monitored their thread, you'd notice that certain posters are already prepared for the final in Moscow. Who the heck are Barcelona anyway but some small Catalan Club with miniature players? I have to admit I admire their confidence.

d) seem to disappear the day after a loss, especially if it's to Liverpool. My lads and I put our kits on especially after a defeat. We live and die with the club, we don't feel ashamed as I assume they do.

e) in Malaysia have not been through tough times. Smooth sailing all the way. No Premiership title in 4 years? "Ohhh noooo!! tragedy, dark days!". Puhleeezzzz. What drama. It's easier to knock others when they are down but your day will come and we'll see if you switch allegiances then. Those of us who have been fans from the 80's/90's have walked the walk, and talked the talked, we are still Liverpool fans. Let's see if you can make a similar claim in the decades to come. Manchester United marketed themselves in Asia as a brand, and like any other brand, they will go out of fashion at some point. Like any other brand that goes out of fashion, they will be replaced. People think they have loyalty to a particular brand, but only if that brand maintains it's image and keeps churning out proper products.

f) are extremely quiet at games. They make most of their noise on message boards or forums such as these. I've been to the FA Cup Final viewing here between Manchester United and Arsenal. Needless to say there was a huge turn out with most fans more content with chatting to one another than singing or chanting. Maybe they should start handing out song sheets? I've also been to the one between them and us, with their official fan club in attendance mind you. Even met and shook hands with the president, Lawrence. Fans at Old Trafford are no different. Ferguson has already complained about the distinct silence. They make mock our 12th man claim but ask anyone if they feel more confident and raise their game with a veracious crowd behind them? It's common sense.

g) mostly only know one song, and not even the complete version at that. They go "glory glory man utd x 1000000000000", like a broken record. Once again, song sheets please.

h) can't bring themselves to congratulate their rivals even after a good game of football, should they end up on the losing end of course.

i) always claim they played like crap, and not that their rivals played well, when they lose. Oh, they also like to lay blame to everything else except for themselves i.e. Referee, rough play, lack of protection for Ronaldo, wind sheer factor, oxygen content in the air, number of blades of grass per square foot, etc. At least Jose did it when it's clear to the eye , Alex? being unreasonable as he is

Think the above pretty much sums up my thoughts. I have of course described the fans that I know personally. I'm sure there are exceptions, as every english has mentioned, but I have to call it as I see it.

parts of article taken from - The Sun / Mirror

Story : the rise of riise

Hearts were beating , fingers were crossed , hands were clapping , mouths were chanting , feets were jumping.
Yet , on the 95th stoppage time , Brilliant Liverpool left back ( who can only do shits) Riise put the ball behind the net , yea the wrong net .

After the UEFA champions' league semifinal clash within Liverpool and Chelsea.

With a super dull face, he return to the dressing room with a lil tear ( made of eyemore ) in both of his eyes,by this he can convince his mates that he knew he was terribly wrong and also with the motive of seeking sympathy , he apologised.
Of cuz, as a bunch of good team mates , everyone forgave him.
El nino was thinking in his head :" jódete ! jódete ! anyway i more leng chai .. "
( Google jódete for more information )

When Riise return to his mansion over the hills in merseyside.
he received a call on his cell.
the name status was well shown , it says " MAIN BOSS calling... "
he picked the cell up , and he heard a rough english accent with a lil blended russian slang
" PASS -CO-DE "
Riise with a clam tone answered fastly with a melody to it " Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea , GONNA MAKE IT A BLUE DAY "
The man on the other side replied : " Well DONEE!! ~~ MMM boy~~ , u made me russian papa proudd-eeee . Me knw the Grunt jew - jew can't fulfill my wish. Oh yea and the 1 million pound is already in~~ ur american express account ~ WELLL DONNEEE "
Riise with a lil annoyed replied with a depressed tune : " yea yea Roman, make sure u give me secure leftback spot next season with the blues ... thanx and bye "

after the conversation , Abramovic was thinking in his thick-brilliant-cash flowing skull.
" a spot in the blues? kanene le!!!! "


Riise : ( looks on as the ball flew in to the net ) shit! looks too dramatic for a1 million cheque
Drogba : HO HO HO , ( points at Roman ) ur right !! money talks!!


Roman : when i have cash , i rule ~ tee hee!

I've got stg for all

i've got a surprise today for all my fellow-trusted-loyal-readers...

Now it's sealed...


Now it's not ...
need a clearer view?


Now u see it ...
but heck , it's mine ~ Wee Wang Wang

I present to you...

Gay-Lala-Lord
i think this photo shud convince everyone that Gaywin Liu is a lalashit

and

Mr Manja Michael

L.A.M.E?

U might and might not knw whenever ur doin stg lame..
well let me point it out to you.
Now dun be frustrated if you find your own feet suits the shoes i am showing ya. hehehe
Cuz i am kicking ur butt and pointing out ur shits here.
and i've gotta admit i did it some of these shits before ..
Wee Wang Wee Wang Wang

ur lame if u have -
Shits number 1:
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Congrats , ur with gay potential.

Shits number 2:
posting ur so called muscular pics online-


Shits number 3:
When u love sweet talking so much look at wat are they holding behind u .. every sweet talk has a purpose.

ur wrong , then u are.
ur sad , then u are.
Why do u wan ppl to convince u that ur right? and make u happy

Shits number 4:
My own chatting box with publicity, woohooo... I love this :
"Hi hi mind to intro...."
"hey yo , wassup... "
get urself a tagboard. don't be a despo.

Shits number 5 :
Football is a sport, not a battle field of silverwares.
Dun drag all ur historical shits and ur stadium capacity out.
Dun only blame the fans .. pure lame shit and childish .
Silverware? try the scousers

OH YEA? SILVERWARE? EAT!

Shits number 6 :
if u dun have this number, ur not a gaylord


Shits number 7:
U need attention

Ur a whore ~~ tee heee

wat's up lately ..

the preview :-

to be reveal
tee hee~

Mr.Shu Hwai Wong

This is the guy i knew for almost half of my entire life.
Well known for his overwhelm attitude in school.
Best known for his clown acts.
Famous for his running and celebration stuns.
Makes ppl drop their jaws as he start his jokes .

But

When he errupts , u better get your feets moving.
Make sure ur jumper acompanies u whenever he jokes.
Get a stomach relief pill before he does his stuns

A lil brief through his features :~

when he 's a baby ( Illus : Zun Zhng )

when he 's in childhood ( Illus: Zun Zhng )

when he 's in primary school ( Illus: me )

when he 's in high school ( Illus: me )

now ( Illus : Shu Hwai )

Future ( scrotum )

Illus : ZunZhg

Illus : Zun Xian

Illus : Me

Well it's just a prediction by us.

and

Here he is, Mr Wong:~ ( click to enlarge )


His Art of Acting cool

He loves to nego nego


He's proud of his PS3


He loves to travel and put on a dull face

He's one of my best pal , and still counting the years ahead...
Wish u a happy birthday again.

P/S u aint cool , and it s not funny , Sit Down , Leng Jing , Lay Back , Xiao~