BREAKING NEWS!

Fabio Aurelio the Brazilian Maestro is about to join " BRITS GOT TALENT" by performing his sick magic trick.

As when he scored Liverpool's 3rd, 46,000 fans went missing.

Now can u beat that , David Cooperfield??!!

YNLTS

This was AFTER the lost at Old Trafford last season.


This was AFTER we rocked Old Trafford .




Did u notice something?
The difference between us is,

You Never Leave The Seats.

Who the fuck are Man Utd?

Old Trafford 14th March 2009
Prologue :I was so amazed that this morning, i see no taunting nicknames / sms-es of pre-game taunting from the ManScums. I was feeling weird u know, cuz a man scum will nv fail to do so ( but there's one i don't wanna mention haha! )
I found the source: They are scared, after watching us demolishing the 9th times european champions.

On this bright afternoon, our golden #9 and captain fantastic humiliated the duos' who's actually being crowned BEST DEFENSIVE PAIRS in Europe, aka Vidic and Ferdinand.Well Vidic was so owned to an extend, that i would love to download the replay of him getting a NUTMEG aka OLE from Torres Sanz

Vidic was proved as a " Dirty " player for pulling and dragging El Nino down. At a moment , i was thinking that the official isn't making any sense for letting him go for several time.

Not dirty enough?
Following in the 2nd period, our captain has gone on clear with a superb turn on the dirty one. And yet he wrestled him down. This time the man in charge got the call right.I rather get the goal than giving the dirty scum a red . When Fabio stood up to take the kick , lil did we know that it's gonna turn in as he seldom takes the spot kick himself. Well, Van Der Sar who was so overated , stood still like a statue and watched the ball making it's way in.

Ok scums, actually i was expecting the team to defend after this goal. But i am so sorry, my bad bad Boss aka Rafael Benitez, log Babel in . And the score shud have been 5-1 , with my dear captain giving u a sympathy kick of air.

So it's 4-1 to u ( 5-1 with mercy ).

So remember today , OLD TRAFFORD WE BEAT U 4-1 .
Although i know most of u will go " SO WHAT ? WE ARE STILL LEADING "
Yea, i knw. Cuz the response is so typical from a Scum, who had never gone tru hard times or the process of accepting a defeat ( yea dudes, i know ur screwed glory hunting attitude so well)
But (If) 08/09 BPL champions lost 2ce to Liverpool? WHAT A CHAMPION U ARE!

i also see a big bunch of glory hunting fans leaving the stands before the game actually ended.
Such a big disgrace to watch ur fans walk out on u . SUCH A GLORY HUNTING FANS in Such a GLORY HUNTING stadium . Now my words are proved. We don't walk out on our teams even if the defeat of 10-0. Trust me , u will be amazed by the kop's loyalty.

and again ...

Why ? Rooney u hate us ? u know wat? I don't give a shit

Huh? Alex ferguson needs some explanation on Rafa's critics? Answer: 4 star Liverpool!

Where are u scums when we finished u guys off?
The Kops stayed back with the Torres Song after we lost in OT last season.
We stayed silence even we beat u 2-1 beggining of the season.

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UTD ?

For those who thought i was being harsh , and goin over the limit ( in fact i don't even taunt them at all, even we won the rivalry and other honours) .
U should put urself in my position for the past 12 years. From nonsensical taunting to stupidity of a football fans , I've experienced it all. I am so used to it , that i no longer care .

This is my first / last taunt of a rivalry match to you, get a taste of ur own medicine.

Walk on my fellow Reds , Walk On :)

Glory Glory ( hunters )

The Reason why i don't speak about Football issues with a Manscums.

" Wa , Liverpool beat Madrid 4-0, If vs Man Utd sure 10 - 0 le , Juventus also noob la , lose to draw with Chelsea at home . "

After they won their rivals,

" Noob! Chelsea / Liverpool / Arsenal all losers "

After a lost to arch rivals,

" Wa u all play damn well wey , we deserved to lose "
Scums, are u so afraid that I will taunt u that u gotta keep my mouth shut 1st?

Did all these similar lines crossed ur heart/mind? Lul

even worse,

" What is Munich Air disaster? "
hahaha

I believe most of em who's within my range of age between 18 - 30
Goes this way :


I Respected him with his honesty LOL

to be even stupider



And most of us came across this situation if ur not a scumhead




That's why i've learnt to shut it against man scums :D

My List

CHECK LIST
[X] Gotten detention. ( Always :D )
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum. ( Wrigley's Double Mint ,Yummm... )
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times ( I never Lol! )
[X] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[X] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[X] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[X] Texted people during class.
[X] Passed notes.
[X] Threw stuff across the room. ( Note: Shu Hwai's pants )
[X] Laughed at the teacher.
[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[X] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school. ( Friendster / Soccernet for the Lol )
[X] Took Pictures during school hours.
[X] Called someone during School hours.
[X] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class. ( Classical Disc-man )
[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission. ( Sorry i lost count )
[X] Broke the dress code.
[X] Failed a class. ( Prinsip Perakaunan is a OMFG )
[X] Ate food during class.
[X] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school. ( " Teacher , i forgot to bring my homework la " x100000 )
[X] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[X] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. ( Coward Style Heh! )
[X] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
[ ] Faked your parents signature. ( mum's and dad's signature is too hard to be imitate , zzz )
[X] Slept in class. ( nonsense question )
[X] Cursed at a teacher to their face. ( Gila is counted omfg. )
[X] Copied homework. ( another stupid question )
[X] Skipping School to hang out in a Cyber Cafe / Mall / etc . ( Is a MUST ! )
[X] Got caught skipping school. ( An memorable scenario to date, it's just too funny )
[X] Got wacked in the butt by the teachers. ( Another lame question )
[X] Involved in Social Fighting . ( I was the watcher aka as the " tai sui lou ")
[X] Bullied a friend . ( Shu Hwai , Everyone does )
[X] Popular for being the baddie . ( Ponteng is counted right ? )
[ ] Look Beneath a girl's skirt. ( sick! )
[ ] Being involved in gangsterism ( guai zhai )


Ok i guess i ruined my teenage life quite enough. But without these, high school is not memorable after all :D

Omfg i miss school , Tee heeee

I 'm attached

U get me?
:D heh!

Perfect Match

Kawaii Neh In Both Ways .