This Is Anfield

It's a Robin Hood people

2010-02-02T15:18:00.008+08:00

Lately there's quite a few number of extraordinary human beings hitting the headlines. But , not as crazy as this dude here by the name of George Hotz ( nicknamed : GeoHot )

Yes he looked nerd , but judging by the outlook of his , we could never relate him to the hacking of apple's and sony's product. He even has his own Wiki page already.

At the mere age of 17 , he cracked the codes from iphone with a reason of his iphone doesn't support T-Mobile telco. As everyone knows, the authorized dealer in US is AT&T , if ur network service provider isn't AT&T , u basically can't dial with ur Iphone . In 500 hours time , he managed to hack an apple product . READ: not Microsoft but Apple . http://iphonejtag.blogspot.com/

Last week , he officially announced on his blog http://geohotps3.blogspot.com/ , that he has successfully cracked the codes for PS3 , in conjunction with gaining control of PS3's system , which is normally being known as HACKED.

People asked why isn't he being caught for products hacking ?
Unfortunately for Apple and Sony , george knows best, he is lurking around the law's border.
It's like " Bro, i bought your product which make the product officially mine, i destroy it and installed my own stuff in it , and there's nothing to do with piracy and all ."

He then released the exploit upon iPhone and PS3 to the public. He DEFINITELY knows that the hacking will only related back to piracy , and he's only letting the hackers community to do the dirty little jobs.

The hacking of iPhone did NOT affect the downfall of Apple's share. Infact , it boosts the Apple's stock sky rocket high in one night . Apple was taking benefit from both ends, AT&T's loyalty and iPhone' s crazy sale . It was reportedly told that a total of 500 000 units was sold in US after George exposed the exploit. So , why sue George? LOL

In another week , hackers from around the globe made "good" use of George's codes and security exploit. Hackers community officially released their own "hacking made easy to public" , aka JailBreak. After u do a jailbreak , u can install every single paid app that the itunes has for FREE.

Now, tell me people , what the fuck in the world is better than FREE?

We turn to PS3 now , although George exposed the exploit , i think there's more work to be done. From the reports i've read, the situation is like " George finally walk past the heavy security outside the bank , but has yet to break the vault " . Anyway , this exploit has made Sony shitting in their pants already .

The moment he exposed the exploit , hackers around the globe will pick up where he left off and continue breaking the hypervisor . I am sure this is well meant for Piracy . Which is illegal but a good thing for us in general . Piracy will led to price inflation for BluRay disc, and we would get a copy of 25GB disc for rm 20 - 25 soon. Now , 3rd world country loves piracy , it's like we embrace them .

Are u gonna buy a BluRay movie for RM 60 bucks or RM 20 ?

Again hackers aren't all bad , they are like virtual Robin Hood, making life easier for the poor.
I know people will go with " FUCK , can't watch or play original copies , Don't fucking buy it la ?! "
People like these are the ones i see in Gamer's Hideout . Rich brats with small tiny brains that make them feel proud of themselves by buying everything ori ( i am sure they still buy pirated dvds anyway ). Shu Hwai had once told me that , when the keepers in G.HideOut acknowledge that u've modded ur console for piracy , they will give u the cold stares and fucked up attitude. Why?Because they probably don't look up to u and brand u as a robber in disguise .

People like them , they will look down on people who owns pirated games and movies.
I mean , respect others' decision bros . It doesn't mean that i am poor and i don't have the rights to own a PS3 or Xbox 360 . RM 180 per game , i can buy myself lunch for a month . Is an ordinary CD that has 90% of the same contents as a pirated CD at the price range of rm10 -20.

However , One thing i have to say , if the products are good , We definitely have to support ORI . By buying it , we maintain the strong scene and keeping it alive

Alright that's it for now , call me a cheapskate but i still love cheap stuff or better, FREE!

Prayers

2010-01-14T22:50:00.002+08:00

For all the time we lay ourselves back in comfort while complaining about the most trivial things, hiccups in projects, office politics, relationship setbacks, personal issues and all,
but the fact is , we are all really lucky .

Keeping the Faith

2010-01-14T12:46:00.023+08:00

Long abandoned blog like this should be revived ( since i am on a long vacation like the aussies )

Whenever there's a Liverpool match on the other end of the world , i would crawl myself up in the early shades of mist to watch the match . This time around it's never been the same , well basically it's because Liverpool no longer participates in the competition which starts between 3 am - 5 am. Anyhow the performance that Liverpool pulls off to convince our fans this season is a total dissapointment , well it may sound harsh but it is.

Speaking of the club's perfomances which is directed by Benitez and their players , has never been convincing since we beaten the Scums on our home soil. Maybe a "genius" like SAF isn't that smart after all , losing to a struggling team like us.

However , on another positive note with all these back to back defeats is :
*DIND DING DING*
No More Glory Hunting Dogs .
Those people that goes with " NO THROPIES IN YEARS??? DARK IS AGING! "
These fans are the one gave us the bad names ( well not really that much sucky fans isn't it Kops? ). No matter wat , with these fans , we can market our products further with promising sales of merchandise. That's how Scums got rich anyway.

U guys who knows football should recognize our Rafa. His unbelievable switches , the stubborness of his selection and the weird tactic cordination have left all of us scratching our heads.
However , the most unbelievable thing was, there's stil majority of 60% fans who still trust him . To be frank , after all these years watching football , i had never seen supporters that backs a super underfire manager that badly. Even Arsene Wenger was in a hell of misery when his both hands were empty back in the past 4 seasons . Sometimes the fans just couldn't understand the power of the media . How many times have we came up with a good big title of the day to " RAFA THE MAGICIAN ". If i recalled the last time was in Istanbul , and after that night the titles always goes with " LUCKY LIVERPOOL " . I wonder if people who reads the newspapers would know that the most luckiest team in the world would be the scums.

To me ? I guess i am quite used to defeats , it's just like a cliche thing that has been away for years , but just strikes back lately. If the sale of Torres could raise a 100 million and get the yanks out of the club, please go ahead. As i've mentioned over again and again , no one is bigger than the club , even if it's captain fantastic Gerrardo.

Well to those kopites who are in despair should look at these, which english club that has the details of each points i've stated above , when their club starts to go off the rail , u could see how many of em remains.

I know how our defeats will end up with conversation like this :

A : WA liverpool lose to reading , damn malu la .
B : Haih , yea man damn cha , same as man utd also la .
A : But we are champions of EPL for 3 years in a row .
B : Liverpool beat the fark out of u in Anfield .
A : So what , we got EPL , how long u nv win EPL ?
B : We got 5 European Cups , u got how many ?
A : We got TREBLE ma .
B : Your Treble got farking spider webs .
A : Your Euro cups got also .
B : We keep the 5 tropies in the cabinet , u wanna take a tour since u dun have ur own ?
A : So what? u got EPL anot ?
B : So u got 5 euro cups?
A : NO but we got the biggest club stadium in England .U got anot ?
B : .... ....
A : Even after Arsenal buy new stadium also lower capacity than us !
B : .... ....
A : Chelsea buy so many players also cannot win UCL . And we win them in UCL final.
B : .... ....

Normally the situation above will be started by A , they love to dig at others. When they have ntg to say , they will start with nonsensical rantings.

Just IGNORE the scums ,
Stop the complaining and start to maintain the FAITH . You know you'll never walk alone .

Whatever happens against Lyon

2009-11-05T03:45:00.001+08:00

Remember that the man in charge is the one who's given us this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMsDExlh_qI

this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_mVm7LwKCc

And this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8LmZDjkNhc

And this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE6m9kUDTpE

Not to mention this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dpgwceq2jU&feature=fvw

And of course this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBMykIJ45vs

Don't forget this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9um-6LUQNM

Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcIasuY08T8

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8kgLQjXSak&feature=PlayList&p=46D247B2A06B1425&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=74

And of course this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWkI8QX68bg

To name but a few.

Respect the man who's redefined what a glorious European night is to Liverpool Football Club. Dont act like a spoiled brat if, just for once, the man fails to add to the memories which will stick to you for the rest of your life.

Whatever happens tomorrow night, one man is responsible for giving all of us some of the best moments of our footballing supporting lives. Never forget that or be ungrateful. Be there for him, if only to thank him.

GRACIAS RAFA

Hence

2009-11-04T19:05:00.004+08:00

Am i suppose to be relief that after this sem , is gonna be the final curtain call for my college life. Oh wait , there's masters to follow on . Speaking of years and years of education , this sem might as well be the 1st in long time that i have gave effort in to .
Also on the other hand , these modules that is installed for sem07 , is some money sucking subjects.
Even a God damn prototype using powder form has cost me a few hundreds or so. Pity those who paid 700 + for theirs too LOL.

U've noticed that it had been a farking long time since i last updated , maybe you should tell me why i isolated this blog cuz i dun even know why mannnnn.

Anyway , i've just slept this noon to wake up to some stupid shit i was put in . Call it lame or what, i dun even reckon the title that we shared are even labeled correctly . It's an overstatement perhaps. Avoid conflicts then i thought , i drop my weapon to fight for another day.

Liverpool are in danger . When every supporter asked for Rafa's head after a terrible run of shitty results. I mean come on , we are not sacking him it's nor mainly because we can't afford the 20million pay up .It's certainly because, i finally knew how the job at liverpool is only suitable for Rafa . Please let me enlight u with this post .

Rafa's signing and a close look at the money.

In order to try and dispell a few media fuelled myths that sections of our fanbase seem to have swollowed; here's the full list of players he's signed since he's been at the club (please read the summary below):

2004/05

£2m - Josemi: peanuts and was moved on in a swap for Kromkamp 18 months later
£1.5m - Antonio Nunez: part of the Michael Owen deal and filled a gap for a while. Peanuts.
£10.7m - Xabi Alonso: Massive success and sold for £30m+ in the summer when he wanted to leave
£6m - Luis Garcia: Massive success and sold to Athletico Madrid for £4m
Free - Pelligrino: Stop gap that allowed us to rest Sami for league games, benefitting us massively in Istanbul. Now on the coaching staff.
£6.3m - Fernando Morientes: Pretty much everyone made up when we signed him, top class, but never settled. Sold for £3m to Valencia.
£1m - Scott Carson: One the most highly rated young keepers around. Lost out through injury and signing of Reina when Dudek left the club. Sold for £3.25m.

Total bought: £27.5m

Free - Marcus Babbel: Released to Stuttgart at the end of his career.
£2.5m - Danny Murphy: Xabi Alonso signed to fill the role Murphy had in the side
£8.5m - Michael Owen: Wouldn't sign a new contract and sold before he left on a free. He's done nothing since that is a masterstroke with hindsight.
Free - Stephane Henchoz: Released to Celtic at the end of his career

Total sold: £11m

A total of £16.5m net spend in his first year at the club, with the vast majority of that being spent on Xabi Alonso.

2004/05 net spend: £16.5m

2005/06

£240,000 - Antonio Barragan: Kid for the future. Sold for £675,000 to Deportivo a year later.
Free - Boudewijn Zenden: Signed for nothing and released for nothing. Did a job for us.
£6m - Pepe Reina: In the top 3 or 4 keepers in the world now and still young. One of Rafa's best signings.
£5.6m - Momo Sissoko: Brilliant for a few years, had that eye injury and sold to Juventus when his form dipped for £8.2m. Replaced by Mascherano.
£7m - Peter Crouch: One signing I did question but proved to be a great bit of business. Turned him from a laughing stock into an international. Sold for £11m.
Unkown - Miki Roque: Kid bought for peanuts. Sold again for an unknown amount.
£150,000 - Jack Hobbs: Highly rated 16yr old signed from Lincoln. Didn't progress as hoped and sold to Leicester for a reported £1.5m, although figure not confirmed.
£190,000 Besian Idrizaj: No idea who he is
£1.5m - Mark Gonzales: Cheap player to provide back up for the left wing. Sold for £3.5m to Real Betis.
Exchange - Paul Anderson: Swapped for John Welsh. Sold for £250,000.
Exchange - Jan Kromkamp: Swapped for Josemi. Later sold for £1.75m
£5.8m - Daniel Agger: Blighted by injuries but potentially top class and great signing for the money.
£250,000 - David Martin: Young reserve keeper
Free - Robbie Fowler: Pay as you play deal and no risk involved. Scored a few goals. Released in the summer.

Total bought: £26.73

Free - Vladimir Smicer: Out of contract and released. Played a small part in Istanbul.
£3.5m - El Hadji Diouf: The best £3.5m Rafa has ever recieved.
Free - Pellegrino: Filled the gap in the last 5 months of the previous season, not good enough and released.
£2m - Alou Diarra: Sold for £2m. One of Houllier's buys.
£2m - Antonio Nunez: Bought for £1.5m and now sold for £2m when didn't work out.
£6.5m - Milan Baros: A Houllier signing sold at a profit. He's done nothing since.
Exchange - John Welsh: Swapped for Paul Anderson
Exchange - Josemi: Swapped for Kronkamp.

Total sold: £14m

2005/06 net spend: £12.73m

2006/07

£6m - Craig Bellamy: Good signing and later sold for £7.5m to fund Torres deal.
£2m - Gabriel Palletta: Played a few league cup games, not good enough and sold for £1.2m
Free - Fabio Aurelio: Very injury prone but a good player when fit. Great signing for nothing.
£6.7m - Jermaine Pennant: Second choice after missing out on Alves. Ran his contract down and released. Attitude stank.
£9m - Dirk Kuyt: Has his critics, but has been brilliant for the money. 15 goals last season from wide and vital to the way we play. Ultimate pro. Great signing.
£200,000 - Nabil El Zhar: Few cameos last season and improving. Injured now. Promising still. Peanuts.
£750,000 - Astrit Ajdarevic: No idea who he is, and released on a free to Leicester.
Loan - Daniele Padelli: Reserve keeper, made one appearance and never seen again.
Undisclosed - Jordy Brouwer: Young reserve.
£2.5m - Alvaro Arbeloa: Bargain signing, great service for a few years and sold for £3.5m when running his contract down.
Loan - Javier Mascherano: Rescued from West Ham, now one of the best defensive midfielders in the world and will probably be sold to Barca this summer for a massive profit. Paid £18.6m for him a year later at end of loan deal.

Total bought: £27.15m

£200,000 - Zak Whitbread: Youngster
Undisclosed - Bruno Cheyrou: Houllier flopped, sold for a reported £1.5m.
£3m - Fernando Morientes: Didn't work out. Cut his losses.
Free - Didi Hamann: Great servant, released at the end of his career
£675,000 - Antonio Barragan: Paid £240,000 for him.
£2m - Djimi Traore: Houllier signing and daylight robbery getting £2m for him
£500,000 - Neil Mellor: Signed as a kid and did a job for a while. Not good enough and released.
£1.75m - Jan Kromkamp: Nunez bought for £2m, swapped for him, who then sold for £1.75m. Stop gaps at minimal expense.
£525,000 - Darren Potter: Acadamy lad, not good enough and robbery getting that much for him.
£1.5m - Steven Warnock: Probably sold to cheap and looks a mistake with hindsight. Good squad player.
Free - Salif Diao: The clearout of Houllier's flops continues.

Total sold: £10.15m

2006/07 net spend: £17m

2007/08

£5m - Lucas Leiva: Brazilian player of the year when signed. Could still go either way but a lot to prove.
Undisclosed - Krisztian Nemeth: Promising youngster currently out on loan in Athens.
£270,000 - Mikel San Jose Dominguez: Youngester plays in the reserves.
£1.8m - Sebastian Leto: Left winger signing but refused a work permit. Sold for £3m.
£20.2m - Fernando Torres: Bargain of the century
Free - Andriy Voronin: Free transfer to strengthen the squad. Plays well in Germany, garbage over here.
£5m - Yossi Benayoun: Took a while to settle but now a key player. Superb signing and an absolute bargain.
£11.5m - Ryan Babel: Highly rated dutch international. Absolute waste of space. Bad signing on reflection, but nobody knew how he'd turn out. Still got potential but he can't be arsed.
Undisclosed - Charles Itandje: Back up keeper signed for peanuts. Now released.
£1.3m - Emiliano Insua: Youngster who is now a full Argentinian international and massive potential. Bargain.
£6.5m - Martin Skrtel: Been off form this season so far, but brilliant last year and a good signing for the money.
£18.6m - Javier Mascherano: Completion of loan deal

Total bought: £70.7m

£2.7m – Florent Simana-Pongolle: Houllier youngster sold wanting first team football.
£100,000 – Daniel O’Donnell: Kid sold
Free – Jerzy Dudek: Released at end of contract
Free - Zenden: Released at end of contract
Free – Robbie Fowler: Released at end of contract
£4m – Luis Garcia: Wanted to return to Spain. Great service.
£6m – Djibril Cisse: Houllier signing sold to part fund Torres deal.
£7.5m – Craig Bellamy: Sold at profit to part fund Torres deal
£3.5m – Mark Gonzales: Signed for £1.5m and sold when didn’t work out.
£1.2m – Gabriel Palletta: Bought for £2m but never worked out. Young defender.
£3.5m – Chris Kirkland: Houllier signing. Injury prone and wanted first team football.
£8.2m – Momo Sissoko: Great signing, good service, sold when lost his form at a profit.

Total sold: £36.7m

2007/08 net spend: £34m

2008/09

Free – Philip Degen: Garbage, but free.
£7m - Andrea Dossena: Italian international left back. Hasn’t settled. Bad signing.
£3.5m – Diego Cavalieri: Reserve keeper. Only played league cup games so far.
£1.5m – David N’gog: Young French striker. Promising.
£19m – Robbie Keane: Everyone made up when we signed him. Didn’t work out and sold back to Spurs for £16m.
£8m - Albert Riera: Spanish international. Started well but jury still out.

Total bought: £39m

£4m – John Arne Riise: Good servant but form tailed off. Snapped their hands off at £4m.
Free – Harry Kewell: Harry who?
Undisclosed – Anthony Le Tallec: Houllier youngster finally released. Fee not known.
£11m – Peter Crouch: Laughing stock bought for £7m. Great signing. Wanted first team football.
£2.25m – Danny Guthrie: Youngster from Acadamy thought not good enough.
£3.25m – Scott Carson: Injury prone and Reina now first choice. Sold at profit.
Undisclosed – Steve Finnan: Sold for a fee believed to be £1m
£16m – Robbie Keane: Didn’t work out.
Undisclosed – Jack Hobbs: Young defender that didn’t progress. Sold for believed to £1.5m.

Total sold: £36.5m

2008/09 net spend: £2.5m

2009/10

£17.5m – Glen Johnson: Big fee, but has been brilliant so far.
£17.1m - Alberto Aquilani: Injured so far but meant to be a class act. Highly rated in Italy.
£2m – Sotirios Kyrgiakos: Last minute signing to fill Hyypia’s shoes. Only money we had to spend.
£160,000 – Daniel Ayala: Young defender, played a few times this season and looked promising.

Total bought: £36.76m

£250,000 – Paul Anderson: Youngster that didn’t progess.
Free – Jermaine Pennant: Out of contract. Poor signing.
Free – Miki Roque: No idea who he is. Bought for peanuts.
£3m – Sebastian Leto: Signed for £1.8m but didn’t get a work permit. Had to sell.
£3.5m – Alvaro Arbeloa: Wanted to leave and out of contract in the summer.
£30m – Xabi Alonso: Wanted to leave. Bought for £10.7m. Great signing.

Total sold: £36.75m

2009/10 net spend: £10,000

Total Players Bought: £228,976,000
Total Players Sold: £145,100,000

Total Net Spend: £83,876,000

So, that’s a total spend of just over £83m in 5 years at the club. An average of £16.6m a year.

The vast majority of his signings have been sold at profit, or if still at the club, are worth a lot more than we paid for them. Exceptions being Babel and Dossena, but we’ll still get decent fees for them when sold as they’re full internationals.

A lot of the signings above have been stepping stones in rebuilding the squad, gradually improving it by replacing players with better ones. Our league positions over the past 5 years and the improvement in our league positions and points totals show the progression.

2004/05: Finished 5th – 58 pts
2005/06: Finished 3rd – 82 pts
2006/07: Finished 3rd – 68 pts
2007/08: Finished 4th – 76 pts
2008/09: Finished 2nd – 86 pts

Is it any coincidence that the progression seems to have stopped this summer? Look at the transfer activity above for this year and it might explain why.

We have a wage bill that is the 5th highest in the league. We can’t afford to pay players £70,000 to be sat on the bench like United and Chelsea can.

Rafa Benitez’ record with signings at the top end of the market is nothing short of brilliant. Robbie Keane being the only flop, but he was sold 6 months later and only a small financial hit taken on that mistake. Rick Parry agreed the fee for buying him in the first place, and common knowledge Rafa wasn’t happy with it; feeling it was far too high.

Where has this myth come from that he’s wasted money on shite players? Have a look through the lists above and try to point them out. There isn’t many.

The ones that haven’t worked out he’s moved on, and not very often has he made a financial loss on them.

The squad is now worth a hell of a lot more than the one he inherited, and that £83m net spend over 5 years is easily offset by the increased value of the squad. He’d recoup nearly all of that through the sale of Torres alone!

He’s worked absolute wonders with the money he’s had to spend. Then take into account the massive amounts of money he’s self generated by reaching the latter stages of the CL every season. Two final appearances, one win. That £83m he’s spent he’s earned the right to spend.

And when comparing it to what United have spent in the same period is flawed, as they already had a title winning squad and all the foundations in place. They weren’t rebuilding from scratch like we were. It also doesn’t take into account their massive wage bill.

When comparing to Chelsea, they spent all their money before Rafa came to the club and just topping up an already established squad.

Man City have spent more than double in the past 12 months than Rafa Benitez has in his 5 year reign.

Do some people still want to get rid of him? If so, you’ve been listening to Martin Tyler's Monkey and the hairy-handed halfwit for too much and unable to look at the facts yourself to form an opinion.

Every manager makes tactical mistakes. Every manager makes mistakes in the transfer market. Despite what the press seem to think; Rafael Benitez appears to make less mistakes than most.

We’re expected to win the league and European Cup on a budget and wage bill that is entitled to finish 4th or 5th in the league. We’ve been overachieving under Rafael Benitez, not underachieving.

I’m not even going to mention the environment he’s working in under them two clowns.

You’ll only miss him when he’s gone….

Oh yea for those idiotic cibais, who goes on and off with Arsenal and Man U . Please stfu. It only makes u looked awfull.

Reds till i die.

Lotus Incident

2009-07-14T01:21:00.002+08:00

Had a drink at Lotus just now with my futsal pals.
Being the regular customers there, i ain't going to get myself in hot water with the waiters there.
The rule number one when u dine in a restaurant, NEVER EVER screw the waiters.
Why not?
If the waiter is being vengeful , u'll find some extra ingredients in ur food / drinks you order.

Shu Hwai has his own go on another hand.
When he saw a fly floating happily in his 3 layer tea, his reaction was so big that he actually flicked the fly together with the ice out of his drink.

The most heroic part of all is ,
he complained to the boss of Lotus , the quote of the day :
" I am not seeking for refund, i just wanted you guys to get improved "
The best quote by SH. Wong in 2009 , give him a round of applause * clap clap clap *
The hero then packed his shining armour, slot his sword of wisdom in to his back, getting his pay of rm 2.50 back , drove us off in his Orange supercar/pumpkin car .

But i do hope the incident ends here,
because certainly , i hope there's no episode of LOTUS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN WAITER.

* Sorry no pics , because i am not starring in it *

2006's Slackers

2009-07-12T22:26:00.013+08:00

These classical photos should be shown to public for views. It's too shit farny man . HAHAHA

^Who's this pretty boy again? please REFRESH ME ?!

This is FAMILIAR

2009-07-11T04:44:00.007+08:00

Occasionally , i find some situation a lil cliche . Like i've been through it , or i did it on someone else .
Sometimes i can see what's coming , either the good or the bad. Certainly , we just welcome the good stuffs with an open hand , and avoiding the bad to come face to face with ya.

Just i notice, sometimes i find myself a lil dumb ( yea that's coming from me ) . Dumb as in , i've been tru the similar situation i'm facing , knowing that the result will be no other than a negative conclusion. Yet, i still stood by , naively thinking that the situation will take a twist and ends with a Happily Ever After. Is this the karma i am facing for letting down the people who brought good deeds and serve me nicely in life ? Well , hell knows.

Another thing i will whine about is , what i've became today .
I mean , i am not complaining for being who i am , but i am still trying to locate some parts of the good ol' me. There was once a very close friend of mine , she said " it's not everyone who will act that way ". Huge bitch slap on the face of Jack Chan, hohohoho. I wanna thank Yi Ying really , flashing facts after facts. She's like Mother Theresa Junior , too nice, and i mean really . The reason i found that we clicked so well as friends, is because she's probably the yang and i am the yin , that brings a balance between her's and my point of views. Maybe she thought i don't care anymore, but i do , or at least for the lunch she promised HARHARHAR.

Stop the whinning now, take a peek into my life.
Been up to ntg really , playing like a shit crap , holidays are fun but not meaningful .
Trying to rediscover myself again by fixing my puzzle of life.

Some random stuffs that i think it might worth ur time during the hols :

Sudden Attack - PEW PEW!

Gossip girl is really an entertaining series

3 - Layer- The - Drug - Tea

playing with my father's old drinking gears, mixing pepsi + strawberry + cyrup = PEPAWRUP.
Don't worry i'll discover new receipe to my sparking cocktails.

A cliche quote , I've thought of saying something which meant nothing.
I want you, but i am not the one who could make u happy.

off to bed now, Finally .

2009-07-08T14:58:00.002+08:00

Stumbled across youtube today ,
These are the punk rocking songs that made my highschool days complete.

Punk rock will never die.

lt's a rap yo

2009-07-01T14:15:00.004+08:00

I've thought , what if 50 cents collaborate with Avril and produces a a rap .

Nah nah nah , that's bad , maybe not .

Even Eminem feat Jimmy Kimmel sounds way better.
Signing off yo, peace yo. yo yo , i used to play yo yo , yo!

Gossipnizers

2009-06-25T00:19:00.008+08:00

There was this afternoon where i was watching TV at LiLi's.
While waiting for her bro to get ready , we tuned in the AIYO! HE SO CUTE, Gossip Girls .

Ok , so as the usual male who doesn't understand this kinda chick flicks ,the curiosity kicks in and i sat still to watch . LiLi was so happy to be the narrator " oh jack u dunno a ? " * pats head * " i teach u la ".

So the intro goes , and we entered the so amazing GOSSIP WORLD.
She intro her personal favourite gossip guys :

Nate aka Chace Crawford

Ok la , the guy is damn good looking but still looks gay to me .
So i go " yea , he looks good but gay also man "
She gave me the stare that spelt J-E-A-L-O-U-S.

Followed by :

Dan potrayed by Penn duno wat

And when there's a scene that hit this guy , Lili suddenly turned to me and said ,
" I am Chuck Bass " Exactly the same timing as the Chuck fellow was saying on the Tv screen itself.
Something similar to this.

( READ THE COMMENTS ON THE PAGE ITSLEF )

So this is basically the gossip girls' thingy , which the story evolves around these 3 men i guess.
And for an instant i just notice ,
Why am i sharing this shits with u people ?!
because i felt smarter and step a foot slightly deeper in to the girl's world , or is that a progress at all?
And i wonder when will be the day when a girl goes insane when i said : " I'M JACK CHAN "

GOSSIP GIRLS FTW.

Vader Inlove

2009-06-22T15:24:00.000+08:00

Rafalution

2009-06-18T20:26:00.016+08:00

16th of June 2009 marks the 5th year anniversary of Rafalution .
Lil did we know what is to arrive after Owen departs.

16th of June 2006 Rafa Signs

1st game in charge

The starting line of Spanishlution

Istanbul seems to be a long way after a poor start

24 hours away from making history

The cup is ours to keep

The Gerrard Final

The World Club Cup in Japan

he brings back the legend

Bringing back the " God "

U'll never see fans that gives a manager of this much backing

The common two flags that u'll notice in every European Night

Turn to him , when ur in deep shit

The " Buddha " Pose

There's no boundaries between him and the fans

He bought the lad from sunny spain , he took the ball and score again

The father of the church

Behind every man

The Maestro in tactics

There's no 6 in Athens

but we still believe in you

With no huge financial backups,
Crappy owners,
Single minded CEO
Under strenght squad .

He just can find his way out .
Many Years to Come .

Thank You , YNWA

But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

2009-06-15T01:48:00.007+08:00

By Kimberly Pruitt

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I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?

I knew you would understand. You always do.

We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me b**** about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.

It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you've spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.

No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.

Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn't answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.

Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I've known you so long, you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you'd come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I've had a bad day at work, you'd be looking at me like, "I've seen her breasts." God, I can't think of anything more awkward that that.

Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi.

Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other ******* guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us.

Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be.

Best friends. Friends forever.

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This article is a trophy winning article.

Edited : too sensitive HAHAHA

Stucked in Bob's shadow - Mr. Alex

2009-06-07T00:01:00.007+08:00

"Are you watching Merseyside" the assembled United masses sang before the game in Rome that night. Yes, we are. And how we enjoyed it.

The United fan base have this unhealthy obsession with Liverpool, with everything they do being measured against our own achievements. They cannot play a single game without their fans singing about Liverpool. Everything they strive for exists at the other end of the M62. The odd blog from myself does not constitute hypocrisy on that front. We go to the game to support our own side and very rarely sing about others unless we happen to be playing them. The hatred and jealousy United fans have for us doesn't allow them to do that.

After living in our shadow for so long, they can now see the sun blazing down just a few steps away. Just a couple more strides and they'll walk from that shadow and cast one of their own as the most successful club in the land. They can see the light, and last night missed a huge opportunity to take another huge step away from that darkness.

Alex Ferguson postponed his retirement a number of years ago for one reason only; to win more European Cups.

He has continually stated himself, that to be classed as a truly great side you have to win at least 2 European Cups with the same group of players. You have to win the big one more than once. Thus far he has managed to win it twice, but with each being almost a decade apart. That night was his chance to achieve his dream and allow self congratulation of drawing alongside the man that casts a constant shadow over him; Bob Paisley.

Ferguson will not rest until he's equalled or surpassed the European Cup haul of Sir Bob. No matter how many league titles he wins, it's the European Cup that really matters, and the trophy that is still the holy grail for all, no matter what anyone says. It may be becoming a tedious competition, with the repetitive nature of playing sides from your own country time and time again, but it's still the one that sets apart the good sides from the great sides. Alex Ferguson will tell you exactly the same.

Arsenal and Chelsea have won the league in recent years, but neither of them have a European Cup to their name. Alex Ferguson has 11 league titles under his belt, but only 2 European Cups; and that hurts him. It also highlights just how special those European successes are.

There are 14 managers that have won 2 European Cups; Alex Ferguson just remains a name amongst that 14, with only one manager standing over the rest having amassed a collection of 3 European Cups. That man is Bob Paisley.

Ferguson might not admit it publically, but he knows that Bob Paisley is the greatest manager of all time. He knows that what Bob achieved in his time at Liverpool will never be surpassed.

Paisley - 6 league titles and 3 European Cups in 9 years

Ferguson - 11 league titles and 2 European Cups in 22 years

If Paisley had another 13 years in charge of Liverpool, giving him a 22 year reign, imagine how many European Cups he could have brought home.

He won the equivalent of 1 European Cup every 3 years. Ferguson has 1 every 10 years.

He won the league 2 out of 3 seasons. Ferguson has won it 1 in 2.

It's not even a contest.

Sir Bob

Barcelona's rome night exposed the lack of "greatness" about this current Manchester United side. The majesty of Iniesta and Xavi in midfield making the axis of Carrick and Anderson look second rate. That's £35m worth of Carrick and Anderson by the way.

£70m rated Ronaldo, £30m purchases Rooney and Berbatov and a £30m striker in Carlos Tevez all on the field for the last half an hour and could do nothing to even threat the Barcelona goal. £160m worth of attacking talent that offered hardly anything. A side put together for vast amounts and completely outclassed by Barcelona.

Where does Ferguson go from here? Open the cheque book again?

This summer is absolutely massive for both Manchester United and Liverpool. We are both level on 18 league titles and as closely matched on the field as we have been in decades. The moves made in the transfer market this summer by both clubs will be crucial in who takes the advantage come next May.

But one advantage I'm convinced Alex Ferguson will never hold, is the one that really matters when separating success from greatness; European Cup glory. We're staying on our perch Alex.

Liverpool 5-3 Man Utd

Forever In Our Shadows

Fat Yanks

2009-06-06T13:45:00.002+08:00

No money, no credibility, no honesty, no integrity, no dignity, no custodians - Get out of our club!

Half

2009-06-03T00:17:00.009+08:00

So we've reached half of the year, so how was 1/2 of 2009 for u peeps.
Good?? Bad?? So So ?? ( Malaysian's OK OK LA )

Expect the unexpected, after 9128378127317 days, Alvin dropped smoking . CAN u handle that fact ?! ( unless he turns his back else where and smoke then memang we won't even have a clue about it) But i still freshly recall how the hell he hid the ciggys beneath his shoes during our Form5 days, cowardly sneaked down to the toilet itself , just to get his so called refreshment, and sometimes i was there, taking in the gang's 2nd hand smokes. fucking hero man.

I finally survived the reverse engineering project , HALLELUJAH !
Doubted i was , for the project. Reverse engineering it's stg like , ur trying to redesign a product which has already surfaced the market.
Example: Iphone = reverse engineered = Iphone 3G
Basically it's enhancing the product , providing it an extra features, and solving issues faced by the original product.
The presentation was this morning , and i guess it was a sweet smooth sailing for me .
After the presentation , i kinda get why Jonathan Ive stated , that an industrial designer is in a world of it's own that other art courses can't make a foot in .

There's only a few pics, i don't show off because i have ntg to show .
The actual product :

to:

Anyhow ,
I came across two quotes i would like to share.
" When people are covered with hatred they tend to forget about love and they became selfish "
I guess that's true,
U can see people change with fame , ability , wealth .
people like these tends to forget about respecting others, what people gave em in the past, frens .
It's either they can't embrace those who's better than them , they can't bring themselves to congratulate others , and they think that they are the best .
Put it down to a full stop with "I've seen some , and i tend to leave some."

Another 1 ,
" Give More , Expect Less "
The only quote that sums up to who i am today .

Have U Got Urself One of These?

2009-06-01T01:33:00.004+08:00

Because certainly i've got myself one

But the slightly classical one LuL.

Forza

2009-05-24T13:54:00.002+08:00

As you most probably know, Paolo Maldini is *finally* retiring. The home league game against Roma this coming sunday will be his last in San Siro, while away against Fiorentina on 31 May will be his last ever official game.

- started his career with the AC youth team, and never look back since.
- initially a rightback, Maldini is right-footed.
- league debut : against Udinese, 30/1/1985.
- took over from the legendary Franco Baresi as the Rossoneri captain in 1997.
- been to 8 Champions League Final, and won 5 of them.
- 900 official appearances for AC Milan.

Honours

Winner:
Serie A: 1987-88, 1991-92, 1992-93, 1993-94, 1995-96, 1998-99, 2003-04
Coppa Italia: 2002-03
Supercoppa Italiana: 1992, 1993, 1994, 2004
UEFA Champions League: 1988-89, 1989-90, 1993-94, 2002-03, 2006-07
UEFA Super Cup: 1989, 1990, 1994, 2003 2007
Intercontinental Cup: 1989, 1990
FIFA Club World Cup: 2007

Runner-up:
Serie A: 1989–90, 1990–91, 2004–05
Coppa Italia: 1989–90, 1997–98
Supercoppa Italiana: 1996, 1999, 2003
UEFA Champions League: 1992–93, 1994–95, 2004–05
UEFA Super Cup: 1993
Intercontinental Cup: 1993, 1994, 2003

National team
FIFA World Cup 1990: 3rd Place
FIFA World Cup 1994: Runner-up
UEFA Euro 1988: 3rd Place
UEFA Euro 2000: Runner-up

Individual
Under-21 European Footballer of the Year: 1989
FIFA World Cup Team of the Tournament: 1994
UEFA European Championship Team of the Tournament: 1996, 2000
UEFA Champions League Final Man of the Match: 2003
Serie A Defender of the Year: 2004
FIFA 100
UEFA Team of the Year: 2003, 2005
FIFPro World XI: 2005
UEFA Champions League Best Defender: 2007
Italy captain: 1994-2002
Italy all-time caps: 126

Forza Maldini, Take a bow son.

A Hyypia Gratitude

2009-05-05T15:41:00.004+08:00

He's tall and he is awesome,
in our defensive foursome, from corners he may score some,
he's sami hyypia

Singin Aye Aye Sami Hyypia
Singin Aye Aye Sami Hyypia
Singin Aye Aye Sami
Aye Aye Sami
Aye Aye Sami Hyypia...

I've watched u ever since u boarded the Anfield train.
Thank You for the 10 wonderful years .

YNWA

Malaysia for One

2009-04-24T02:56:00.005+08:00

does the title rhymes with MALAYSIA for MALAYSIANS?

Our newly crowned PM is aiming for that . I am totally behind his plan man .
But in order to change the current racial affairs. U gotta start with ur own clan aka as BN ,
To be honest, i kinda doubt the changes could take place.
Unless u guys are ready to forfeit the so called " KETUAAN MELAYU "
are the Malays ready to ?
Nope they are not, they love being spoon fed.
One day the fucking racist rules is around, there's never gonna be peace between the races.

As MCA asked for a Deputy PM position, don't u memalukan us Chinese, if the melayu gives the post us willingly , that's the day we will be proud.

Anyway , Thumbs up for MALAYSIAN FOR ONE , Thumbs down for Ketuaan Melayu. GG

FFS

2009-04-21T23:58:00.004+08:00

For Fuck Sake. This is the nerdest application i used.
And a freaking godly tough app to master, no kidding ( because i failed it once ).
A stupid subject that u turn ur drawings in to 3D, looks so damn engineering to me , and what's a designer doing with this ?
" It's a must for people who works in the mechanical engineering field " - John Eve.

What an explaination Mr. Apple .

Gone but Always On Our Mind

2009-04-15T04:56:00.004+08:00

It has been a long 20 years, yet the tragedy is still fresh in our mind. It's not that we wanted to recall , is because we can never forget.

20 years on , and justice was not given by The Sun( the TRUTH ), People from around the world has been hearing lies all these years. Less we forget :
A tribute from a small Malaysian Kopites. U'll never be erase from my memories, YNWA.

Thank You Stephen
Thank You Gordon Brown

For new kopites, u might wanna wiki Hillborough Disaster to get urself deep in to detail.

The day would be lovely if we could sealed our UCL semi-final spot.
But we just gotta throw our hats off to Chelsea, they could have easily parked a bus as the score went 3 all . The 6th has to wait .
At the end of the storm , there's a 19th await .

You'll Never Walk Alone

Breaking the Bridge

2009-04-12T15:05:00.003+08:00

The commentator said this during the Chelsea's game
'Liverpool fans are quietly smiling as Chelsea has conceded three goals, and that's exactly what they need during mid-week'.

Faith is our weapon , to pull this through.
As we are the best in coming back .

Never say Never - Liverpool

Reality - MAN U

2009-04-06T06:01:00.011+08:00

When everyone around me starts telling me that Sir Alex Ferguson is god darn brilliant tactician and genius in football. I do not agree with that.
So if u scums really can't accept the fact that i am placing bellow, please save ur words because ur a typical scum .( this post basically shows how stupid a MAN U fans cud be )

So everyone's is saying that , he's the most intelligent and successful manager in the world.
Successful , yeap maybe he's CLOSE to it . But not being the most intelligent tactician.

So yea , a brief summary for u , the gaffer has been in the managing field for 35 years ( 24 in Man U. ) If ur comparing Jose, Rafa or Arsene to Alex, u might just be bullshitting urself instead.

So if ur a MAN U supporter , please do read more, cuz i really think i know Man U and their scumbags stuff more than their scumbags does. LUL

Check these:
It took 4 years for SAF to land a trophy in Old Trafford.
It took a season for Arsene to land the FA cup for Arsenal.
It took a season for Jose to land a BPL for Chelsea.
It took a season for Rafa to land the UCL for the Kopites.

So yea, u might say Man Utd was on a developing stage when SAF took over.
But please, Arsenal was a no shit team like Man Utd when Arsene Wenger gain control. Bear in mind, Rafa has tons of rubbish to clear when he came in.

So as Jose Mourinho said A few days back , " Alex has won quite a few in his years as a Man Utd manager which is 24 " " I'll see how much i can do , when i reached 24 in my career "
Jose Mourinho is only appointed as a Manager for less than 7 years. He won a UEFA cup , UCL , BPL X2 , Carling Cup, FA cup, Portugese League , Portugese King's cup .
Rafa on the other hand had already landed a Spanish Primeira Liga Title when he was in charge for the 2nd season , and UCL in the very 1st season he had contact with Liverpool. Arsene Wenger ? Arsenal being Invinsible in 2004-2005 , it's just simply stunning.

U know what's the diffrence between these Managers and SAF?
Jose Mourinho , Rafa and Arsene was BORN a tactician
while
SAF was WORKING HIS WAY TO BE a tactician

So if u don't mind, please do the maths for me , how long SAF has been in the English game ?
24 YEARS omfg !?
and 24 YEARS of chewing stupid gums , i wonder how often he pays the dentist a visit.

But seriously, 35 years in football, gaining all the success? u gotta get ur hats off to SAF man.

Anyway i am doing the MAN U fans a favour here.
i noticed quite a number of United fans refer Manchester United as Man U. Do you know that calling United as Man U is like calling an African American nigger.Got this from official football in UK website under the legend thread.

Right Folks here we go once "AGAIN" and for all....... Man U is not a term REAL / TRUE United fans refer themselves to... WHY??? This term is mostly only used by other supporters as a complete and utter insult. In case anyone reading this is not awar,e ur rival supporters used to sing a song about Munich and it goes Man U Man U went on a plane Man U Man U never came back again.

Now is ur damn blood boiling?I started to notice that EVERY single MAN UTD fans i knew refer to MAN UTD to that . YOU are UNITED, MAN UTD, MANCHESTER UNITED, RED DEVILS. You do not have any songs with THAT name in them nor will you be able to buy any official merchandice using that term FFS, it is not printed on any of ur long scarves or badges .You don't use the phrase Man C Leeds U Aston V etc etc.The term Utd is the proper abbreviation for the word United and nothing else..Why can some people not just accept this and getover themselves.

Man U Never Intended Coming Home (notice the first letter of each word from the phrase means MUNICH)

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So how many of my frens who's a Man U fan knows this ?

NONE around me.

Keep Keep Dreaming

2009-03-27T00:18:00.006+08:00

It's been so long i have came across to write about life in viewing from another perspective.
The urge came by watching people day dreaming about being rich/ famous in an instant.

I LOL-ed at the arses who thought of becoming rich / famous in no time ( i knw u cud if ur born with a silver spoon ).
even before they graduated , they would plan ridiculous stuff , after graduate , open their own business , earn like fuck , and be rich like a fuck . I thought we Malaysians are heading towards a wise and smart direction, but what's with all these kampung-ish thinking.

Note i'm not laughing at ur gonna be rich / famous statement . It's definitely cool for everyone to have a dream. I am now knocking ur brilliant GONNA process .

When you dream,
You dream of driving ur sweet ferrari back to ur huge mansion. Reaching ur house with thousands of anticipating fans waiting for u to approach, requesting a autograph upon the magazines that has your face on the cover. After a day of numerous press conference, u dived in to a pool of cash .

When YOU came back to reality ,
You notice a ferrari can even buy ur whole God Damn house + vehicles,
you notice a mansion is like 10 of our toilet room sumed up together,
you notice we can't even publish our cute face in a small column of berita harian ,
you note that we can't even afford a trip to Pulau Ketam ( or even a stupid museum ticket ) ,
Instead of pool of cash , u got a pool of dirt to clean up in ur garden.

And i know people always say :
" I WILL ACHIEVE THAT ONE DAY "
Talking cock is very much like telling everyone u look like Brad Pitt . Maybe we won't even live to see ur ONE day

"I will become famous "
Let me make it clear, out of 5000000 millions peeps, there's only A A A A A A A David Beckham. And get urself a big big A3 size paper written " THIS IS MALAYSIA " and pin it infront of ur desktop .

" Even Bill Gates was a school drop out and he can make it "
Let me get ur facts right , Bill Gates was a top student in Physics and Mathematics u noob.
He's not a blardy drop out, He decided to quit his course when he know he's a second best to another student because he certainly cannot accept himself being a second best.
AND how many Bill Gates exsist ? A fucking Singular Person in A fucking Singular Planet in A big ass Singular Solar System.
www.wikipedia.org

The mentality is like a babi who plants a durian tree , who thought he manage to sell durians and become rich . Now that's a traditional babi thinking. if ur a babi , i will never blame you, cuz i know how stupid u can go.

It's not that i am poping ur bubble , just please return to earth , look at reality. Get on with the normal process like everyone does, some people go slow some people go fast.The twist will come if u try something at the right time. Unless ur that lucky , u strike a number.But the odds are certainly 100 000 to 1.

Becoming rather undignified in his old age - SAF

2009-03-23T14:22:00.002+08:00

FERGUSON IS WRONG
Paul Tomkins 22 March 2009

Thankfully, most media outlets seem to have seen the massive inaccuracy in Alex Ferguson's figures relating to Liverpool's spending.

That he should even choose to come out with such figures in the first place is interesting, given his rather undignified reaction to Rafa's 'fact' press conference a couple of months back.

I'm also still smiling over his 'we were the better side' comments following their total humiliation last week, which every neutral I've spoken to found hilarious. That United played so well was obviously the reason Old Trafford was so empty in the last 10 minutes. He's also had a pop by excluding Rafa's name from the best managers in the league, which seems a bit childish for a pensioner.

You can't argue with Ferguson's success as a manager, but you can with some of the things he says.

This season may be a learning curve for Liverpool, with the league United's to lose even before their two main rivals were drawn against each other in the Champions League (which yet means the teams aspiring to catch United play each other in titanic, exhausting battles, as seen with Chelsea and Arsenal facing Liverpool last season while United get the easy draw.)

But the United manager is clearly worried, particularly as stability has been put in place at Anfield regarding the manager's future.

That the United manager should already be talking about Liverpool's future spending is fascinating. Why do so, unless he's worried?

Ferguson talks about the young players United have signed, and bizarrely says that Rafa, a man who started out in youth development, does things differently.

Perhaps Torres, Reina, Alonso, Mascherano, Agger, Lucas, Babel and Skrtel weren't all young players – aged 20-23 – when Rafa signed them after all, and all the teenage talent brought to the club, including Insua, Nemeth, Pacheco, Plessis and Ngog, is just a mirage?

How many players in their 30s has Rafa brought to the club? I can't think of one before or after Pellegrino, at 33, in 2005. Nor one as old as Henrik Larsson or Edwin van der Sar.

Robbie Keane was the oldest major signing Benítez has made, and perhaps the fact that he turns 29 this summer was why he was shipped out so quickly; at that age, if it doesn't look like it's working, you can't bide your time, particularly if a good offer comes in before the age-related depreciation takes place.

But the major flaw in Ferguson's argument is the fact that he already had half of his squad in place in 2004 when Rafa arrived.

He hasn't needed to rebuild an entire squad from scratch, merely add the £15m-£30m adornments. Rafa has clearly had to deal in quantity to cover all positions, but Ferguson has had the luxury of looking solely at quality.

So the two situations are poles apart. Ferguson had already spent big on players like Rio Ferdinand before Rafa pitched up.

He already had the players who emerged because of his youth system, which took almost seven years to bear fruit beyond one player (Giggs emerged in year five). Benítez would only be at that stage in 2011.

Indeed, if you add together every single player Rafa has bought (and there have been around 60, many of whom were mere kids), it still does not reach the total cost of United's current squad.

Even if you also add the cost of those players Rafa inherited who are still at the club (and there are just three), it still does not reach the total cost of United's current squad.

Including players out on loan (but not the full Tevez fee due this summer), United's squad costs over £215m, compared with Liverpool's £134m.

Let me remind you of what I said a few weeks back:

“Unless Ferguson is banned from fielding players like Ferdinand and Ronaldo (which would be illogical), or forced to start from scratch in 2004 (again illogical), it is not a fair comparison, is it? – I mean, come on, use your brain for a second here.”

Benítez is trying to overturn an established superpower, one that still has a dozen-or-so players who predate his arrival in England. Rafa has just three who were good enough and young enough to endure (not that Hyypia was young, but like Giggs he is evergreen).

As well as buy players, Rafa has had to change the culture of the club to fit in with his ideas, as all managers do; Ferguson did that 20 years ago. It's why it took him so long to win the title, as you cannot change things overnight.

Unless Benítez was going to try and compete for honours with the likes of Diao, Cheyrou, and Diouf, or players like Smicer, Dudek, Hamann and Henchoz, who are now all in their mid-30s (and therefore had a very short shelf-life), or injury-prone stars like Harry Kewell, Liverpool needed a fairly complete overhaul.

Particularly as Owen and Heskey had left, and Djibril Cissé was about to arrive, all of which had been pretty much decided before Rafa took the job. (Also, including Cissé as a Benítez signing only further skews the figures.)

So the inaccuracies are clear for all to see. But let's switch things a little.

How did Ferguson overtake Liverpool? The situation was very similar to that now, even if it was a long time ago now.

Remember, both Ferguson and Benítez arrived aged 44, and inherited squads that had averaged 4th over the previous four seasons, and finished 4th the season before they arrived. All the fours, then!

Each had a massive burden of expectation, brought about by a desperately long wait for the title. Alex Ferguson's average league position in his first five seasons at United was 8.6 (11th, 2nd, 11th, 13th, and 6th). Benítez's, if Liverpool finish only 3rd this season, will be 3.6.

But Ferguson faced in Liverpool in the '80s an established team with a top-class manager. He couldn't get close to Dalglish during their time in the respective dugouts.

Ferguson spent more money between 1986 and February 1991 (£12.8m gross, £9.87m net) than Dalglish managed in his six seasons (£12.5m gross, but only £5.77m net), but got nowhere near to toppling the Reds in that time.

So United's net spend was virtually twice that of Liverpool, and yet Ferguson still didn't trouble Dalglish. The money Ferguson spent wisely in the late '80s on players like Ince, Pallister, Hughes and Bruce took four years to have any effect on the league title. This is only Torres and Mascherano's second season.

So why did Ferguson spend so much more than Dalglish?

Well, Dalglish (like Ferguson in 2004) had a lot of his squad already in place.

Grobbelaar, Hansen, McMahon, Whelan and Nicol all spanned the entire period when Dalglish and Ferguson managed the two English superpowers.

(Liverpool raised £3.2m from selling Ian Rush in 1987, but the Reds also spend almost as much to bring him back a year later.)

Those men formed the heart of Dalglish's Liverpool.

They were five players who didn't need to be signed between 1986 and 1991; the kind of quality that could cost a king's ransom if they hadn't already been snapped up before at the top of their powers.

Ian Rush, the sixth name, also had a Liverpool connection which meant that although he needed to be re-signed, it was a relatively easy deal because of his time at Anfield.

Of course, Rush's initial departure led to the greatest influx of talent seen under Dalglish: the wonderful quartet of Aldridge, Beardsley, Barnes and Houghton. So Dalglish was partly 'blessed' in that Rush, whom he inherited, at least raised enough money to rebuild the attack upon his transfer.

Ferguson has enjoyed similar bonuses more recently: selling his best players for big fees as they approached their 30s (such as Stam, Beckham and Van Nistelrooy). Such sales now help keep Ferguson's net spend down, but in his first five years he couldn't get such impressive sums for Ron Atkinson's flops. So his net spend was very high for the times.

Again, make the comparison with Benítez and the likes of Diao and Cheyrou, who raised nothing.

Benítez never had such a luxury. Owen's value wasn't great due to his contract situation, leaving £10m less coming in. The only seriously saleable asset was Steven Gerrard.

The biggest profits Rafa has made have been on players he himself bought: Crouch, Bellamy, Sissoko. Of course, he hasn't been in the job long enough to sell his real gems, in the way Ferguson and Wenger (with Henry and Vieira) have picked the perfect time to cash in on world-class players aged 29/30/31.

If Rafa wanted to sell Torres he could make a massive profit, but thankfully the striker still has five years before he even reaches 30. So it's not relevant. Ideally, Torres would score loads of goals, win Liverpool titles, and return to his beloved Atletico no earlier than 2014 for a big fee.

Therefore you cannot ignore the way Ferguson overcame Liverpool – not by spending more, but by spending twice the amount.

So there you have it. It took the resignation of Dalglish to open the way for Ferguson, who had spent twice as much money but only averaged 9th place between 1986 and 1991. No wonder United fans wanted him out in 1990. But it just goes to show how difficult it is to overtake a side that already has the momentum, but that the best managers get there in the end.

If Ferguson is thinking back to how he did so, then no wonder he's feeling worried.

BREAKING NEWS!

2009-03-19T00:15:00.001+08:00

Fabio Aurelio the Brazilian Maestro is about to join " BRITS GOT TALENT" by performing his sick magic trick.

As when he scored Liverpool's 3rd, 46,000 fans went missing.

Now can u beat that , David Cooperfield??!!

YNLTS

2009-03-16T02:14:00.005+08:00

This was AFTER the lost at Old Trafford last season.

This was AFTER we rocked Old Trafford .

Did u notice something?
The difference between us is,

You Never Leave The Seats.

Who the fuck are Man Utd?

2009-03-14T22:45:00.020+08:00

Old Trafford 14th March 2009
Prologue :I was so amazed that this morning, i see no taunting nicknames / sms-es of pre-game taunting from the ManScums. I was feeling weird u know, cuz a man scum will nv fail to do so ( but there's one i don't wanna mention haha! )
I found the source: They are scared, after watching us demolishing the 9th times european champions.

On this bright afternoon, our golden #9 and captain fantastic humiliated the duos' who's actually being crowned BEST DEFENSIVE PAIRS in Europe, aka Vidic and Ferdinand.Well Vidic was so owned to an extend, that i would love to download the replay of him getting a NUTMEG aka OLE from Torres Sanz

Vidic was proved as a " Dirty " player for pulling and dragging El Nino down. At a moment , i was thinking that the official isn't making any sense for letting him go for several time.

Not dirty enough?
Following in the 2nd period, our captain has gone on clear with a superb turn on the dirty one. And yet he wrestled him down. This time the man in charge got the call right.I rather get the goal than giving the dirty scum a red . When Fabio stood up to take the kick , lil did we know that it's gonna turn in as he seldom takes the spot kick himself. Well, Van Der Sar who was so overated , stood still like a statue and watched the ball making it's way in.

Ok scums, actually i was expecting the team to defend after this goal. But i am so sorry, my bad bad Boss aka Rafael Benitez, log Babel in . And the score shud have been 5-1 , with my dear captain giving u a sympathy kick of air.

So it's 4-1 to u ( 5-1 with mercy ).

So remember today , OLD TRAFFORD WE BEAT U 4-1 .
Although i know most of u will go " SO WHAT ? WE ARE STILL LEADING "
Yea, i knw. Cuz the response is so typical from a Scum, who had never gone tru hard times or the process of accepting a defeat ( yea dudes, i know ur screwed glory hunting attitude so well)
But (If) 08/09 BPL champions lost 2ce to Liverpool? WHAT A CHAMPION U ARE!

i also see a big bunch of glory hunting fans leaving the stands before the game actually ended.
Such a big disgrace to watch ur fans walk out on u . SUCH A GLORY HUNTING FANS in Such a GLORY HUNTING stadium . Now my words are proved. We don't walk out on our teams even if the defeat of 10-0. Trust me , u will be amazed by the kop's loyalty.

and again ...

Why ? Rooney u hate us ? u know wat? I don't give a shit

Huh? Alex ferguson needs some explanation on Rafa's critics? Answer: 4 star Liverpool!

Where are u scums when we finished u guys off?
The Kops stayed back with the Torres Song after we lost in OT last season.
We stayed silence even we beat u 2-1 beggining of the season.

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UTD ?

For those who thought i was being harsh , and goin over the limit ( in fact i don't even taunt them at all, even we won the rivalry and other honours) .
U should put urself in my position for the past 12 years. From nonsensical taunting to stupidity of a football fans , I've experienced it all. I am so used to it , that i no longer care .

This is my first / last taunt of a rivalry match to you, get a taste of ur own medicine.

Walk on my fellow Reds , Walk On :)

Glory Glory ( hunters )

2009-03-11T17:10:00.006+08:00

The Reason why i don't speak about Football issues with a Manscums.

" Wa , Liverpool beat Madrid 4-0, If vs Man Utd sure 10 - 0 le , Juventus also noob la , lose to draw with Chelsea at home . "

After they won their rivals,

" Noob! Chelsea / Liverpool / Arsenal all losers "

After a lost to arch rivals,

" Wa u all play damn well wey , we deserved to lose "
Scums, are u so afraid that I will taunt u that u gotta keep my mouth shut 1st?

Did all these similar lines crossed ur heart/mind? Lul

even worse,

" What is Munich Air disaster? "
hahaha

I believe most of em who's within my range of age between 18 - 30
Goes this way :

I Respected him with his honesty LOL

to be even stupider

And most of us came across this situation if ur not a scumhead

That's why i've learnt to shut it against man scums :D

My List

2009-03-11T00:16:00.002+08:00

CHECK LIST
[X] Gotten detention. ( Always :D )
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum. ( Wrigley's Double Mint ,Yummm... )
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times ( I never Lol! )
[X] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[X] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[X] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[X] Texted people during class.
[X] Passed notes.
[X] Threw stuff across the room. ( Note: Shu Hwai's pants )
[X] Laughed at the teacher.
[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[X] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school. ( Friendster / Soccernet for the Lol )
[X] Took Pictures during school hours.
[X] Called someone during School hours.
[X] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class. ( Classical Disc-man )
[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission. ( Sorry i lost count )
[X] Broke the dress code.
[X] Failed a class. ( Prinsip Perakaunan is a OMFG )
[X] Ate food during class.
[X] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school. ( " Teacher , i forgot to bring my homework la " x100000 )
[X] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[X] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. ( Coward Style Heh! )
[X] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
[ ] Faked your parents signature. ( mum's and dad's signature is too hard to be imitate , zzz )
[X] Slept in class. ( nonsense question )
[X] Cursed at a teacher to their face. ( Gila is counted omfg. )
[X] Copied homework. ( another stupid question )
[X] Skipping School to hang out in a Cyber Cafe / Mall / etc . ( Is a MUST ! )
[X] Got caught skipping school. ( An memorable scenario to date, it's just too funny )
[X] Got wacked in the butt by the teachers. ( Another lame question )
[X] Involved in Social Fighting . ( I was the watcher aka as the " tai sui lou ")
[X] Bullied a friend . ( Shu Hwai , Everyone does )
[X] Popular for being the baddie . ( Ponteng is counted right ? )
[ ] Look Beneath a girl's skirt. ( sick! )
[ ] Being involved in gangsterism ( guai zhai )

Ok i guess i ruined my teenage life quite enough. But without these, high school is not memorable after all :D

Omfg i miss school , Tee heeee

I 'm attached

2009-02-12T00:23:00.001+08:00

U get me?
:D heh!

Perfect Match

2009-02-05T16:28:00.000+08:00

Kawaii Neh In Both Ways .

To: All Scum Bags

2009-01-31T15:01:00.003+08:00

U can buy Presidents , U can buy planes, U can buy Fancy Yachts , U can buy tons of Ferrari for Rons. But You can NEVER buy ...

Our History.

For those Glory Hunting Manure out there, here's the link , Get your facts and maths correctly :)
Even a nerd who tells me ronaldo's from brazil , is a man utd fan. TSK TSK!

Police 's RayBands?

2009-01-22T22:30:00.006+08:00

Alltheright guys, time to listen .
What's with the cold atmosphere in 1u this noon ?
For a second i thought i got the wrong date for CNY , BUT hell, CNY Is less than a week , and i see no crowds at all. WHY??
Take a lil break and provide me a reason from ur thick skull .

Got it?
Fark , i know i am more intelligent than u , sorry for the fuss dudes / ladies.

ECONOMY - RUN - DOWN - TIME
No Far Hung ( bonus i meant )
No Sao Gong Zhao ( Company dinner )
No $$$

and of all ...

It Leads to NO BIG BIG ANGPAO.
Doesn't that make sense ?

CNY = Angpao
Angpao = Money
Money = Work + Bonus + Salary
Get the maths now kidsss??

For all the one who's distributing angpaos,
If anyone would have asked , " Why so small one the angpao ? "
Simply answer : " FUCK THE GOVERNMENT . "

Huhu, comes to the all so cool and good government of ours. Which i already mentioned in my previous posts ( U Didn't read? U nerd man ) . As they all said : U tak suka , U keluar la !

We talked about the government , now not to left out the all so lovely police who's serving them .
A story i would love to share wit u all.

Ben was talking on his cell while driving down in NKVE the other day. A police sok sok , came by and asked him to stop by the side of the highway .

At 1st , he acted like he wanted to give u ticket. Asking for ur ic , ur d-license and all. But then after that , he started the traditional - stunning - cool - reasonable - pop out from no where - Conversation.

" Eh budak, i pun nak tolong u la .. tapi susah oh u tau . "
" Sekarang a, kerja pak cik sangat penat la , nak ke sini dan sana . "
" Gaji pun tiup tiup sui aje "

Ben opened his wallet , and he brought no notes . I 1st time see a driver has NO NOTES NO COINS in his car. So , he obviously can't even duit-kopi that mata.
To mata's dissapointment, he said ..

" o tak ape la budak , next time no more ok? "

Off he goes without a ticket given and no kopi-o taken.
Wah lao eh i tell u . Police that don't give saman and don't rasuah.

MA-LAY-SIA - BO- LEH !!

Feeling Red

2009-01-17T00:59:00.003+08:00

The only Festive / Season filled with crazy atmosphere. It's all....

GOOD
7 Ge Lorng Tong Chiang Tong Chiang,
Na Qian ( $$$ ) Chu Bai Nian .

Random19

2009-01-10T16:50:00.003+08:00

The only song that stucked in my head for so long , A masterpiece.

C.S.A

2009-01-09T17:14:00.002+08:00

Explosive ShIt

OK a bit lala

A pic taken when i was in KL.
enlarge it , and u'll notice the rasuah man is contributing ntg at to the massive jam .
Now u know why our gonverment needs to get the highway constructions goin on and on .

My Fren Like You~

2009-01-09T00:09:00.002+08:00

Some fking hilarious mtv clip.

"Wait a minute you're like a white man!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

我是华人

2009-01-05T17:08:00.003+08:00

U know what, everyone love to change their minds, that includes me , u , him , her , they and my dad.
He told me i should persue my masters in Aussies back in 2007 , then England ( 2008 ) ... well his new plans for 2009 .. CHINA中國.

Still i have no complaints people, 因為我是個华人 ( wa damn kao yeng ) .

Imagine u wack a blardy 馬來猪 ,
then the shit head asked u , " I WANNA KNOW UR NAME "
just slot the phrase in , " 我只不過是個华人 "
Fuwah , i tell u ... 帥到爆!

Chinese has been mistreated so badly then and now we still do . But we are still standing .

I kinda agree with a few statements made by my dad :
傳統中國人的性格特點，深藏不露，保守、本分

* omg u chinese please stick to ur mother tongue , dun malu!!

2009

2009-01-01T01:48:00.003+08:00

when u have a lousy moment capturer in ur hands.
with a pair of lousy pixel-ed lenses.
this is what u get from snapping .

2007 's Purple Rain

2008 's Lava Flakes

2009 's Star Fall

& Splash

Happy New Year everyone

Oh yea, resolution 09 ?
To Be a MUCH Better Me.

Tucked

2008-12-26T19:42:00.004+08:00

A reason to get ur shirt tucked

This is the big shit

Of Christmas & Sales

2008-12-15T03:23:00.010+08:00

*For those people who wanna get their ass shaking in Massive Worldwide please click HERE*

So it's like about a few months i last updated about the things i did lately. But heck i am lifeless ass right now. About getting my butt off the chair and head down for some random job interviews... i did it. But since it's not a successful ones , i prefer not to get in to details with it. I did a few promoting jobs on the other hand, and it turned out okay i supposed.

Christmas is around the corner , U can see geeks and nerds with their santa hats on walking in and out of the mall . Not to mention , i've even encountered some LALA with santa hats while i was shopping in KL the other day. And for that, SANTA WON'T BE TOO SHIT PLEASANT ! I am darn sure of it .

Speaking of shopping, i notice i seldom get my apparels by giving a walk in the mall lately.
Why I've got myself in to this shopping ONLINE shit?
Well the courtesy goes to this friend of mine who can't stop sending me some tempting forum topics/ Fashion webby. That's SAGA 1
SAGA 2, these lovely webbies offers u discount whenever it closes in to some major dates.

Follow by, some deep shit i got myself into by shopping online.
Before the story i'm gonna tell u , let me give u a slight picture of how payment is being made.
I am using direct credit card transfer , where u have to switch currency whenever ur purchasing. That's my mum's card obviously.

And now ur ready for bed time story kids.
For the 1st deal , i deal in USD. Eventually i forgot to switch the USD back to MYR .
The following deal , i made in another webby is stated in USD as well.
Ok , for an instance i thought the price is in MYR, so obviously i just clicked OK and PAID.
As i couldn't care less to read the full description.
But when the page is finally loaded , my balls dropped off... ...

" THANK YOU FOR USING VISA SERVICE AND THE PURCHASE OF BLA BLA BLA , YOUR PAYMENT OF USD****** IS BEING VERIFIED AND MADE SUCCESSFULLY "

I am not sure if the item will be landed in Malaysia by time for Christmas.
But one thing i am certain of before Christmas is , i'm gonna get my ass busted .
what a MERRY SHIT JABRONI CHRISTMAS.

here are the items , but it hasn't reach me yet
.

I'm trying to convince myself not LALA laaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
So i post the magazine pic with Edison Chen in it , It performs as a Solid PROVE!
And i MIGHT gonna get an evisu . GG

once bitten twice shy

2008-12-13T02:34:00.005+08:00

As quoted by every wise person ( so called )
Exactly what i am doin right now .
Now people asked : " are you afraid? "
FUCKING INDEED I AM !!!!
But then again , the temptation of the award is priceless.
And only on this issue i am darn farking scared... WTH???

hahahahaha , cut the craps yo.
Just got stg for myself from CLOT the other day.
Sorry no preview cuz it's still in hong kong waiting to be shipped :)

*holymama i used YO ! *

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2008-12-10T17:06:00.007+08:00

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ERIK NILSON (sweden)
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venue: Cap Square Center

time: 6:00 PM till Late

dress code : Black / White

price per ticket : RM 75

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dun buy from leon or ngai hong !!!

THX to all :D

Bring ur papa , bring ur mama all down to the party and shake ur bon bons!!!

P/s i am not earning a single cent for selling this shitzzz

100th

2008-12-05T19:11:00.006+08:00

2 years closing,
More years of anticipation in expect,
Expectation was threw in mist,
Naive is a trick ,
Believe is a disguise ,
Hope is ntg but ashes ,
Lil do i know,
I've gotta find another my own.

By Jack

NAAAAISSSSEEEEEE POEMMMMMMMM

why we all hate the wanker

2008-11-14T22:30:00.006+08:00

On holidays finally, gonna get my ass out to look for a job MAYBE .
Wat's hot this time ??
Ntg's up but football. Let me put the lime light on

Mr Ronaldo
So wazzzuppp with my goldennnn boyyy the homieee .
Alright , he has a superb talented legs and he was the best of the best last season with a 40 goals galore . But he's a spoiled brad all the way from hell . Isn't he sick and tired of diving EVERYWHERE. I mean , professionals do that, but they dive when they need to get a penalty or a direct freekick that CREATE a scoring chance. Gerrard do , Henry do , Drogba do , in all conjunctions to grab a penalty .

So you get me now?
Why defenders in EPL wanna get a boot in his thick ass . Dun complain u mancs when he got double footed next time.
In short note, it's only either u love him or hate him, there's no neutral bitches on his side.
1 ) Mancs <--- the only people in the world who love him ( A dive is supported by a SIR and asked for protection for his players )
2) Girls

Why now people doesn't actually put those football stats and slides in Kaka's , Messi's and Ronaldinho's way. It's because they play it the right way. People respect them with no cunning dives and small moves. I was kinda wondering how Rooney felt when Ronaldo attempted to send him off in world cup 2006 .

Everyone knows Ronaldo dives, and i respect this great man utd friend of mine who agreed on this statement . Not like other ordinary Manscums who put it : " Ronaldo dive ??? i think Gerrard or Drogba is the diving King lor! "
I give u another clearer picture of it... u try google Ronaldo , Gerrard and Drogba in picture tab. It's clear to the eye ... people make fun of Ronaldo .

For so far I've been watching the game , i respect all my oppositions including Alex Ferguson's 10th , King Henry , Brilliant Wenger, Shearer the toon, Jose "the one " Mourinho and Hairy Giggs. But , for people like ~~diving queen~~ Ronaldo ... *pui* ( oh yea and sorry for those lame scums that doesn't agree on this, look urself in the mirror , u look like a ballet dancer as well and erm i can't play like ronaldo as said :) )

Semester 6

2008-11-07T00:28:00.004+08:00

hehehehe GG 2008 , together with semester 6.
*wraps up rubbish , throw in longkang *

Freedom now smell and taste like cotton candy mixed choco topping ,with a lil blend of vanilla ice-cream , poured in a ton of syrup water , seasoned with thousand island sauce , followed with a grill in the oven , lastly with a lil red berry placed on top . Wuhuhuhu

Anyway ,this is my final presentation station,

Note* panel not folded on purpose

2ND PRESENT OF 5TH NOV!Doesn't she look like a doll ??

for other pressie , is to be kept and know by me , and for you to find out .
huhuuhuh

The Big Day

2008-11-04T19:53:00.004+08:00

They decide today. Well, it doesn't really concerns me.
the same people every 4 years with the same shit...

None of em is gonna have a smooth sail in years, they are gonna listen to the chinese anyway huhuhu.
Who You Chose huh ?? Scums??
hehehehehe

so ?

2008-10-30T20:42:00.005+08:00

All finals by next week , and i am still having my own fairy tale time blogging.
As i am quite certain that , monday's theory test will be an open book shit, providing with a Q&A counter. Ain't gonna STUDY FOR NO SHIT AGAIN MAN ! Been there , done it , never repeat. Hell u think i dun study and manage to score doesn't mean that i am smart . huhuhuhu
Solidworks on Thursday alongside with my final presentation of sem6 . A bachelor soon , and getting OLDER ffs.

Speaking of being ALL THAT. I wonder, if everyone who owns a good features or a great reputation would be a super egoistic shit ( i am one ego ass too huhu ) .
Was eating at a cafe with the gang the other day .. so it was lunch time and it's pretty packed.

Sim left his seat and get himself a plate of mixed rice , his chair was left unattached and we were chatting among ourselves.
Until this hot chick came by ... griped the chair with her hands and took it away without even a " may i ? " . The thing that drilled us up in the ass was , she even gave us a blardy bitch ass stare before she took the chair.
So of cuz as a gentleman ( certainly i am ) , i kept quiet. While Nick , who has no shits to lose, just screwed her up and threw it right at her face :" OI FUCKING BIATCH , SOMEONE'S SITTING "
Guess what comes next? she slided the chair back to us and give us those cold stair.

So isit , people with good features does get themselves an extra advantage?
Tragically , it does...

Chick : " haiya , no small note laaaa "
Guy : " hehehe nvm la i pay "
Chick : " but not nice le "
Guy : " it's ok la "

So there u go , the constant situations that goes over and over again like a cycle.
And i am sure some despo will even pay for every singles cents. Acting like a all so NICE guy. but deep down beneath their soul " shit man , broke already. " Of course other intention of these so called NICE guy is to earn themselves some reputation. If ur eyes managae to make a note, u'll notice these so called NICE bastards are often nerds . Anyway i am sure there's exceptions .

On the other note , i believe girls who doesn't have the looks , doesn't earn themselves with much benefits. U see the picture now? Guys... realistic / materialistic bastards.
Fer Chicks,
We go " Nothings' gonna make me better , i'll stickwitu forever. Nothings' gonna get me higher , i must stickwitu "

After all , the bottom line is , the world's unfair. We are human after all who enjoys the best thing that God has to offer. For those who's not so good looking , stay at ur feet , ur day will come. For those who 's good looking and keep digging it from others, read my lips : " what goes around come around ". For guys who's acting like a nice guy , stop the humiliating and dogging despo .
Like it or not , the good lookings ones always has the play of the ball 1st.
But to me , no matter if ur really darn good looking, ur just a human being after all. huhuhu

Current project :
i am so happy that we don't have to make the final prototype this year , saving me $$$ and time. huhuuhuh

An Identity

2008-10-20T18:52:00.005+08:00

"What's ur identity ? "
Certainly everyone will start banging out their race's name when they came across this question.
If u do manage to ask around . I can guarantee u 8 / 10 of the peeps out there will never answer you with " I'm a Malaysian" with a proud tune.

Lately , my lecturers registered a number of students to join the Malaysian 50cents coin design competition.Every 20 years , there's a must for a change of the coin's graphic . Somehow if u notice every single details about our 50 cents coins. The 1st 20 years, it was backed with the parliament until the late graphic of a Wau. For certain reasons the design failed badly that results to the current images in used. I am putting the failure in lines today with the hints that came from my lecturers - The Failure To Create A Malaysian Identity.

The 1st 20 years they failed, the following 20 , yet they failed again. This very much give us a statement that the government did not improve their services at all. For another cool example , during my dad's days .. the chinese and fellow hindus insert the force badly upon the special rights issue. Today we were holding the banners which was left over , still complaining the so-fucking-shit-inbal-rights. I reckon the bumi-s shud own some special rights, but as they expanded the power towards the education field .. that pisses off every single race.

This is the point where Malaysians lose out. Singapore government took full advantage on this issue. Giving out scholarships to all distinction students. Picking up talent , digging up talent , grabbing talent after another and after another and after another. Better not to mention about other countries like Aussies or UK, far too many of em. Look at SG and look at us, isn't the distance clear enough?

With a lil kick in the back , the government found themselves 2 additional oppositions party . And the fall and rise of Anwar Ibrahim, giving a big big blow towards 2008's elections. Setting a dateline after another... people listen until also sien la . This time it's before Hari Raya Hadji , following with Chinese New year and it goes on. Making a big collapse on the market. WHAT A FREAK ?!

Pick ups :

By the King Henry himself huhuhuhuhuhu

Alright, that's for now folks. Out for futsal .

Random 18

2008-10-15T20:16:00.002+08:00

I love being random.
But this time around, the random thing came from Nick.
The bunch were having lunch today,from nowhere they pop up with the topic of marijuana.

pantunkan dengan row row row a boat tune.

" roll roll roll a joint
twist it up the end
light it up and take a puff
and pass it to your friend. "

Thanx for all the nice lyrics . High School times were the bomb .

Forum

2008-10-13T18:52:00.004+08:00

It's rather amusing than boring to camp in Lowyat forum.
Example:
enlarge it

Give me the L.O.L so badly

Hazy

2008-10-10T18:19:00.007+08:00

Lil boredom was expected for this 3 months time.
By killing time,
I did a DIY
ignore the base pls and the pics' quality zzz

Do u feel Hazy?

Ice Cream

2008-10-08T03:27:00.002+08:00

I need 1 myself.

No not this,
Something way better

U get the picture now ?

see what see ?

2008-10-07T00:27:00.005+08:00

Today while i was driving back home. With a lil frus in the head, thanx to some oscar winning actors. That's why i always cabut when i have the chance to make a leave , waving to them happily " KTHXBYE ".

How often do LDP users bump in to a jam at 2 :30pm . So i was at the fast lane , driving at the normal limited speed, before lining up like the others. Unfortunately the blardy line was super duper slow i tell u. Before i get a clearer view of wat's up, i stucked there for like 15mins.

A Noob driver , manage to crush his car in to the indah water fountain. Alright i pity him with all the floating-unwanted-extra-came-out-from-the-human-body-thing. But that's not the whole point of it. Surrounding the god-damn accident punya bodoh are all the shits ...

people kena accident,
u came with ur bike / car,
u walked down ,
u looked at the car/ driver ,
u shook ur head,
u go " Tsk tsk tsk, nowadays the driver aaa ... bla bla",
u copy the number plate,
u bought a number,
wishing for a 4d magnum or toto.

And yet, the proton which is in front of me, moved slowly while holding to his break.. keeping a close watch on EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of the accident. Again i mentioned, CONSIDERATION pls!

Malaysians , Really damn boleh.

Unlucky is a Vice Versa

2008-09-29T13:18:00.017+08:00

This world isn't fair ; factual statement made by people around the globe today. Think again if u are grabbing on to the "fact" that ur unlucky. You see , human beings , we are born with the sense of making comparison. People with a proton will crave for a Honda, people with a Honda will crave for a Merc , people with a Merc will crave for a Porche , people with a porche will crave for a Ferrari, and it still goes on...

Back to reality , U may find someone who thinks that they are less fortunate because they are earning lesser than an ass doing ntg in the office. U'll find people who screw their own partner because they can't love u the way like others did. Or maybe someone who has a working team of lazy shits than hardworking worms.Does these sentences hit somewhere between your integrity (heart) and dignity (head)? If yes, feel free to change “someone” to “"ME"”.

I was born in Pj , but soon after i was 3 months old, my aunt took me back to Kuantan and raised me up ( till 3 yrs old ) . Mainly because , my parents aren't really financially stabled. I look in to the life i had today , and back with the life i had till i was standard 6. There was once, my mum's company had an ice gala dinner , her company was based in Northern Ireland , so basically 80% of the company's staffs are all Ah-mos' . My dad was driving a proton back then , we manage only to find a slot in the parking lot after a few merry-go-rounds. Where else, the English drove some Volvos, Range Rovers, BMW and such ,and the jockeys does the parking jobs for em . So i asked my dad . " Di, why we don't give jockey parking 1 ? " My dad just gave me a smile and say " next time next time ."Today, i am 20 yrs of age now, i notice the phrase of " NEXT TIME NEXT TIME " isn't a phrase used by my dad to keep a child from complaining, it's like a phrase of promises : " Next time son , next time we'll have days like em ." And he did fulfill his promises.
I was told here : Luck doesn't come to the person who sit and wait

Another scenario , Some people sober over broken relationship; I mean we all do that , even i did,But why should we be sad crying over spilt milk?Why not just let the cats drink it if we can’t? See the point? If something aren't meant to be , you should feel gr8 to knew it today than tomoro. To an extend, i believe my 1st rship made a big twist in my life, as i manage to see things clearer now. Think of the person beside you , they have never held a girl's hand, aren't you luckier than him ?
WTV it is : Do not be sad because it is over, be happy because it happened

I was back in form 2, whenever the clock hits 5 , me and frens will head to grace football field for football sessions. Most of the time i'll be playing as a defender, so Zun Xian and co's will be in the team. Week in Week out , we play against people who are 7 years older than us. Alright , above the surface we lost out on heights,agility,mentally, physically. Behind , we lost out on experience. We could dribble a few of em , and get a lil kick in the heel and fell. Today , i am 20 , i played with people age ranged between 15 - 30 . We thrashed the uncles, We thrashed the kidos. When i looked at em , i saw my own reflection behind em, I used to be a kido who kena thrased kao kao, I am a soon to be uncle to be kena thrased kao kao. You see, What goes around comes around.

Rule number 4 , do not hold a grudge. I find it a lil stupid for people who simpan dendam for such a long period of time. Yes , we are all vengeful, but c'mon ... God gave us 100% of memory storage, out of the 100, 30 % was filled with anger and hatred . Aren't you making ur own life difficult. Yes, they have all done stg to you , and it even has a huge impact upon ur life. I had a fren , who's dad has abandon the family .. ran a long way to another country. It has almost been a few years down the road. People grows old, we don't get younger.. One day, the sucker that u hate so so much suffers a sudden death , with still a hope in the mind that you will forgive him . Don't you even feel slight bad upon his regretful death? Don't held the flower too hard, it'll rot. Open up urself , you 'll make others' and youself a happier person.

Scenario: story from my fren.He was 17 then , used to date a few hot chicks in his school.Note: he isn't rich nor good looking ( kind hearted maybe? hahahaha ) To knock down all other great looking guys to draw nearer to these girls, you need to have something special (apart from Viagra). So can you ever snatch these hot chicks under the nose of these handsome guys? if no, why not be friends with them and be part of the gang that hang out with these hot chicks? Rule 5: if you can’t beat them, join them

Are you Lucky now guys? lalalalalala

FTFS

2008-09-17T23:22:00.001+08:00

I told you he wore that shit . lalalalalala

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2008-09-16T19:45:00.004+08:00

Take peep in to my recent life ( i know ur shit interested, so i'm doin you a favour here )

Subsuuuuuuuubbbbbcrew reacat

Best for muslims! of course, after your ramadan days

Allow me to reintroduce myself - Monster Masch

Another note :

R-A-R-E S-H-I-T

A Scouser

2008-09-10T20:05:00.004+08:00

Why dont u guys tell us what made u all support the Reds in the first place?
It got kicked off when my dad was majoring accountancy in Liverpool. He wasn't really into football during that period, but still he heard that Liverpool is a major big gun in European football. Maybe destiny is playing a lil part of this, he and his friends won a few tickets between Wimbledon and LFC . During the match day , they witnessed the true passion of LFC fans. Since then , it's in the blood, a true Scouser.

Till the day i have contact with football. I remembered it clearly , it was standard 4 , 1998 . My classmates and I were having a lil chat in the class. Suddenly a question pops out
" Which Football club u support? "
I've heard Man Utd the most , Arsenal comes in Second. And i told them i support Liverpool. They laughed , being a scouser at my time wasn't easy, we finished off every season behind the both clubs mentioned. Until one day my fren's brother told me " Why they support Man Utd? Cuz they are the champions. " I understand that no team will forever be a champion.If i were born in the 1970s-1980s, i will be something like the Mancs today , jeering at the Scous.

Year 1999 , we saw Man Utd winning the treble. Every weekends we play football among ourselves, " Man Utd a side , others 1 side ". And somehow we were still outnumbered by the Mancs . It shows so much tat , Man Utd has a huge fan population. Still i support Livepool cuz my dad supports them .

When i was in Form4 i've finally read the history of LFC, Hillsborough disaster , Heysel disaster, Bill Shankly , and so on. It's more like an big evolution. From a small house , to a double storey, to a Semi-d and finally a mansion. It's stg that took years. It's a passion, we walk the storm , we walk the heat , we walk the glories. And through all these , we were told by our fellow reds , YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE. =)

Why u love Liverpool FC
If only love can be measured, u might need a passionate ruler, and make sure it reaches 10000000000000000000000 km long.
We've been tru down eras, the tip top decades. Liverpool is forever.

Tell us what a true Reds fan means to you.
When we lost, they will tell you " Mate, You'll Never walk alone "
When you mention that you are a scouser , they ask you " Well mate, how does it feel like being in Heaven ? "

Other note, Noob Rick Parry :

"Many do not know this but AirAsia had initially made an approach to Liverpool before tying up with Manchester United. The budget airline were introduced to Liverpool by a sports marketing company who knew that the shirt sponsorship contract with Carlsberg was coming to an end.

AirAsia had offered more money than Carlsberg were paying annually at the time. CEO Parry rejected the offer, simply because he hadn't heard of AirAsia"

Source

random 16

2008-09-09T13:46:00.009+08:00

I knw that everyone has came across scenarios like , erm...
u wanted to fight back so much but u notice ur limitation of strenght
u wanted to prove em wrong but u acknowledge the person has good public relations.
So situations like these or similar to these, u will just sit back and keep urself quiet like some pussy. Pussy u can say but , it's more like a boiling point game for you . Once it explodes , it'll go haywire .

Alright , comes to the Iranians , shittingly wish the States to start a war with em .
i don't get it , their country is so strong economically and militarily. Wat in the hell are they doin here ? We have no nuclear engineering courses here , we don't have weapons manufacturing here, we are not sex free here , we are not pork free.
Maybe their country doesn't really provide shavers u see, i don't understand how their bulu seem to grow so so fast -.-

Cyclops Wannabe

Now we shud leave this issues back tot the big guns like US or China, Sini Malaysia jangan pandang jauh jauh , pandang duit kopi dah cukup tau .
Speaking of big guns, people said they have overrated England team for a decade now.
But frankly speaking , even u have the 2 best midfields around the globe today , Stevie G and Lampard( u have Stevie and Frank ? We have Kaka and Ronaldinho ! )

it's not enough , u can't expect short leg-ed freak like Rooney or Defoe to bang in goals ( U can hope but don't put too much of weight in it ! )

That's his ultimate skill

U can't expect Joe Cole for doing the same shit last Sunday over again and again.
U can't expect James not to spread the butter upon his palm for too long .
Improvement that i saw came from the right back position ! GLEN JOHNSON! way way much better than Brown or Neville ( is this how u spell his name again? )

That's the right man for the right post!

Well the biggest rival for the three lions are still the one who call themself " THE ENGLISH PRESS "

U can't expect to win every game u nerds , even a draw, articles like this will pop out :
" Capello? Sackable ? or Sexable ? "
" To fire or to be Iced? Fabio Capello "
" Mcclaren ? Not your Ordinary Speedy Machine "

Worst when it comes to a lost :
" OUT NOW ! "
" 11 Heroic Lions , 1 Stupid old fag "

Sometimes the article is more than meets the eye .

Why So Serious?

2008-09-05T02:00:00.003+08:00

Hey guys,
Did u ever came across with "Why so serious? " so frequently these days?
And eventually u get annoyed by it ?
People just tend to speak it at the wrong time.
U can't just go up to a person like " Hey dude?? Why so Serious?? "
BECAUSE it's WRONG... People will take u like a freako or stg.

Basically situation like these will be best , when u can use the phrase to the maximum lenght:

A policeman stops u after u crossed the blardy red light,
" eh encik , lu sudah lalu traffic light tu bila ia tukar warna merah"
Simply use:
" WHY SO SERIOUSS ??? "

U notice ur neighbour is changing her cloths next door, climb over and grab on the window.
if she yells " aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!"
go on with the phrase " WHY SO SERIOUSSS?? "

Or maybe if any 1 performs the stuffs similar to pictures below :

Basically this phrase will be best used whenever ur in deep shit. Try that out.. People will love it.

Lame i know but WHY SO SERIOUS?????

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2008-08-29T16:59:00.005+08:00

Hu Hu Hu Hu

2008-08-24T17:56:00.001+08:00

I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else..
it's so true...

Random#14 (Pics)

2008-08-19T16:47:00.005+08:00

LOL~~~

I'll be...

2008-08-16T01:16:00.010+08:00

So basically i have a year++ more to go in order to earn myself a degree *holds fist and cry*
Well, there's always the same question poping up in my thick skull constantly.. Where the shit will i be standing after graduation.

I filled the stupid occupation form back in standard 2 : 1) doctor 2)pilot 3)dentist.
Now all the " wannabe " i recalled , is all in ashes. Hahahaha , i was actually quite serious with the pilot shit but sometimes ur dreams tend to be terminated by human's best pal ( fking computers )

TO be or NOT to be?
1) Industrial designer and engineer .

Hell No man , the 4 years spent on making mock-ups and prototypes? Sien like shit i tell u, and i don't really bothered about the degree ( just a paper to make myself 100 bucks more worthy ) . The field still ain't active in Mas nor Aus.

2) Football Pundit.
Seriously , if u can talk shit , craps , faking a result, think that ur all that, Bias ... Hop on and welcome to the field . Even Shelby Shit Singh , making a fool outa himself , cud manage a 20 k salary.

3)Singer
Oh yea , trust me .. each competition u entered in Malaysia, no matter modeling or singing, u lost more than u gain zzz. It's like u win , and people start trash talking behind ya, u changed to more lan ci, getting urself a fame in MAS, getting urself embarrassed overseas for the tag of JAGGUH KAMPUNG . U earn , 1000000000000% lesser than Britney I TELL YOU!

4)Advertiser

IF i were to accept any advert from the government , Slogan of the decade :
" INI MALAY-SIA , U TAK SUKA , U KELUAR LA ! " "

Although in Malaysia got Coffee Bean and StarBucks but nothing is tasty as Coffee Money, it give us more power to get for it!"
"

Tolong jangan buang sampah di sini, Banyak sampah tourist tak mau mari, Tak ada tourist, tak ada money,Duit kopi, lagi third world mentality, Takde Cuti-Cuti Malaysia, Mana boleh ada Vision twenty-twenty"

5)God of Gambler.

Typical act will be , Genting + Genting + Genting = Vegas.
4D and TOTO also not bad.I 'll copy down the number plates for 4D while causing a jam. The more serious the accident the better. The best number is from a car who hit a pig and crashed into a muddy hole filled with angry crocodiles and exploded killing a masjid imam nearby. This ensures 100% win in a lottery.Typical malaysian eh..

6)A Novelist
( u must read this shit zzzz)

tats a hilarious piece of writting back in form1, courtesy of Fking Zheng Yang hahahahahahahahah

7)A Corruption Fighter

Well.... too tempting , maybe not =)

8)Secret Agent aka Spy

my frenlyy gadget above .
If i make it out good, I might be starring in "007 in: The 40 Year Old Virgin With The Golden Groin "

9)Batman

All tycoons have a secret identity so i need 1 .

10)or maybe....

Hell if i continue this way, i'll be making my 1st million by 30 ! and fark i am God damn bloody shit fking barbeque teh o ice limau nizerface nazi serious bout it . Now give me a HELL YEAH!

Don't Act Pro

2008-08-08T02:14:00.006+08:00

You Know, sometimes i really pity some pathetic fellows who thinks tat they are damn yeng . So basically , we call people like this PNNS (Pathetic-Noob-Nerd-Shite), sounds familiar to you ? NO ? nvm forget it. We can't totally blame em u see, cuz they practice diff culture from the pros'.
By refreshing myself, i recalled once clearly, while i was playing CS back in highschool.
Someone said to me
"the real pro will keep his mouth shut as his play will keep the noob's mouth shut "

An example down bellow ( can't dance myself also lul!) :

WTF WAS TAT ? I really beh tahan man.

This is pro .

Conclusion for this post :
Do your research before u show urself off to someone.

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2008-08-02T01:19:00.009+08:00

Went to Chelsea game with Adel , Leon and Zheng.
Was kinda like a boring game . Lousy Pitch.
But with courtesy of Ronnie Liu (sky ball) ! I got a grandstand ticket for free ( now that's a yay ).
Oh yea , the sponsorship of the tic came from Heineken, supposingly we shud be sitting around with Heineken Media , Group. But hell, no1 cares, TicketPro organization sucks , and they allow everyone ( from rm 53 - 103 ) sat at the same stand .Speaking of PRO-organizing an even such big as this eh zzzz .

Chelski!!!

Their Queue

My Queue ( Courtesy of Sky Ball )

Before everything ..

When things heat up a lil..

"Warmed up"session

15 mins into the match

Half Time

A total of 72,000 attended.
Sorry , my mum took the camera. These are from my phone zzz.

Forward the date to yesterday ,
Had sushi with Adel and Leon

DON'T EVER EVER AND EVER ORDER THIS SHIT.
Duno call wat Har Te or Te Te or Te Si
It taste like Rubber Band...

Proness

2008-07-27T22:25:00.004+08:00

Hey guys , i got two sh1te.
sh1te 1:

Proness

All the way from England and Aussies mannnnnn.....
TO BE OR NOT TO BE ?
Dad : " Masters only u fly la , get some exp 1st... "
Me : " .... .... o ( there goes my Stevie G and BPL viewing chances ) "

sh1te 2 :
College is commencing.
I hate LUCT.
I was once told when i just entered to my current Uni .
" congrats for boarding the pirate ship"
GG-fied

Hippo Hippo Hypo

2008-07-22T01:12:00.008+08:00

I am bored and sien , holiday seems lifeless , and i have a week + left ONLY!
Oh , now that's shit .
So , to make myself usefull and to spend my time WISELY. I'll be writing in an entry upon HYPOCRITES

I was shopping for drinks in 7-11 ( hey shopping for DRINKS aint lame, the fridge in SHELL is HUGE and it has total of 50 drinks ). As my fingers scroll upon Justea. An Aunty , alright not to say old but she was holding a kid's hand.
" Mi , i want pepsi ..."
" No , canot drink too much soft drinks , bad for health 1 u know ok? "
The kid kept silence for a few seconds and he headed for the junk food area.
A rang came in , the aunty took her cell out,
" yea , i wanted to ask u , i am in 7-11 now , wat drinks do you guys wanted ? "
" How bout ur school frens leh ? "
" OK OK "
She then grabbed 8 cans of pepsi , headed towards the counter.
As she reached the counter, i could hear complaints from a distance.

So she was a Hypo?
Same applies to people these days.
1.Your gonna tell me that , Malays do not eat pork.
2.Your gonna tell me that , Christians can't lie and u thank God for your food and everything else.
3.Your gonna tell me that , i don't believe in Ghost
4.Your gonna tell me that , i 've gotten over him/her =)
5.Your gonna tell me that , ur doin something in a pair/ group, a problem came by . u said" It's your fault for all these happening ! "

while hypos have another say to it .
1. undisclosed person A , told me .. his dad brought a bunch of Datos' to enjoy Bah Kut Teh in Jalan Ipoh.
2. To make it straight forward, my mum bought the food and i entertain myself with football.So, i worship my parents and football .When God started this world , is it true that he threw us a black and white ball , to make our life happier? So , if ur answer for food is still God? Hell Yeah dude! ur shit lying .
3. And you pee in ur pants and ran like a dog when u see 1
4. The next day i'll see u sending her/him a text . =(
5. " It's your fault for all these happening ! " <--- sorry , we clap with both hands.What happened? did your balls drop off? Even people with publicity are hypo.

Real Madrid , the Galacticos,as they pursue Ronaldo's signature .. Alex Ferguson and ManU was rubbishing so hard and threw it straight at their face, calling them Hijackers . Also, Lodging an official report to the UEFA . Yesterday , Alex gave a mouthfull of speech , that he's very certain of getting their hands on Berbatov.. but also screwing Spurs if they were to lodge a report . Being caught in their own words .. is such a sad humiliation huh? hijackers...

Few years back I have heard people saying Malaysia is such a wan-dey-ful place to RIP . Now they wanna get their ass on the plane , settle down in blabla country ,every sunday singing halehluya.

Some people who will say " hahaha i know i am fat already , but i dun mind ... " in the end , we started calling them "Fatty " , it gets on their nerves.

I've seen Malays having their lunch during puasa seasons.

Policeman who blocked my ride and insisted that he will not take in bribe ( with his shinny TakNakRasuah badge ).
I changed the formal to the unformal by pronouncing Rasuah as "YUM CHA " he took a few notes and set me free, waving to me with a smile as i step on the accelerator.

We are all hypos... so be it .
I love you , you love me , we are happy family.

addition to Jack's facts
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
I fucking hate this music

Bye hypos

It's all part of the plan....

2008-07-17T19:57:00.002+08:00

He nailed it. Enough said

You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!

Why... so... serious?

Let's put a smile on that face!

This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is *my* city

Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.

Batman:Why do you want to kill me?
Joker :I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?

Go watch it , the best villain ever played..

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2008-07-11T02:48:00.005+08:00

why the hell is time flowing faster during hols?
It's already been 2 weeks without me noticing it .
Damn sad la , sien ....

Recently some scenario happens around my frens,
that very much convince me that
" THIS WORLD IS SOMEHOW GOIN UPSIDE DOWN BUT NOT FULLY 180 YET! "
* holds fist and cry *

Anyway , this post is basically about shits ( as my blog title already said so )

1ST:
I wanna send out a very good warning to those who are about to choose THE ONE as their future stepping stone .
WARNING :the life of THE ONE -
U'll basically be sleeping 4 am in the morning
Wake up at 8 am ( if ur crib is in PJ )
Goin to class , been given 8 assign in the arse before u head home
and u'll be simply awarded a diploma after 3 years
YAY!
( trust me , my sources are very and i MEAN VERY trustable )

2ND
lovely bolehland is now in inflation ,
and yet the leaders are still busy with their personal rivalry between parties.
Push this leader down
Send that leader to jail
That leader zhao lou la
bla bla bla ...
Think of the country la nerds

3rd
I think i personally need to lodge a police report for Grace Field
Wat for ??
Invaded by barbarians that play FootLeg than Football ( sometimes Fistball )
A 20+ years old malay apek finding fault with a form 5 and form 3 kids.
So much for his Bumi special rights
A Janggut ( bear ) indon that sticks to u like a dog if u dribble him
and my police report will be very direct , providing they have similar names
" MOS , MAN , MIN , MU "
thats wat i heard all of them calling each other.
oh yea, maybe with a lil bit of sexual abuse , as they bear hug-ed my fren during a corner kick

Yeapo , stg like this

4th
these are Gerbera , not sunflowers

Well , i personally think it does'nt matter anymore

hols

2008-06-29T19:33:00.004+08:00

Spent 3 days in CC playing games with my frens zzzz. Our 20 bucks as if being threw in to the Pros' mouth , giving the pros undying pleasure ... ... ...

CS how ever is a memorable game for most 1998 - 2004 secondary peeps. Remember those days, the ponteng gang always skip school for this game , was a hit back then and i guess it still does now.
Met a few crazy asses in Blitz that can only shoot nowhere but ur head.
1 Carbine , no bullets bought , originally 30 cells, vs 4 nooblets , 3 head shot
Our only strategy to go on with will be :
Terrorist - stick together team , storm the front , release all grenades or flash in to the hole and get to the bomb site ( which normally 4 of us will end up getting pawned in the hole )
Counter -Terro - CAMP !!!! AND WAIT FOR DEATH!!!

Best score so far - 26 - 9 ( note : the 9 is the team score )

We moved on to DOTA, after a total get-owned moment.
it's sad to say that, we always have a noob in our team , we have 4 , we needed 1 more player.
And tat 1 MORE is always ALWAYS a noob.
Zeus tat click his wrath for nothing ,
his reason ? " sorry click wrong "
... ... ...

in Spanish , we mention only the word " Winner"

GG

Break

2008-06-24T20:03:00.005+08:00

Finally the long semester of 4 months comes to a close, and i doubt i did well this sem. I was having a holiday mood right after 2 months the sem started.
My 2 offer letters came last month, one from Coventry and another from Swinburne, of cuz with unconditional la , for someone as pro as me. I decide not to go in the end as i might take on MBA after my degree , MIGHT ! Eh , everytime my dad told me ," Tahan la , few more years only ma.. " i still recall the time when i was in form 3 , he once told me a similar one " tahan for 8 years more only ... then once ur cert came in ur life, u can have ur time ."
For every fellows' life , our 18 years of education life, is an exchange for a piece of paper ... zzzz

I have a fren who's indeed extremely insane or a bit retarded.
He told me his plans after he's done with his degree...
1. Prepare to sell his dad company ( which i gave him an offer to take over 40% of the shares zzzz)
2. Travel around the world ( ....................... )
3. Not planing to get married nor have a child
4. Get settled down in Japan ( kamikaze wannabe )
5. Rdy to sleep in a box

It's kinda good in a way , he has a pretty good background & he take life as simple as he can .
Wishing i can take life tat way as well, BUT I HAVE THE HUNGERRRRR of success ( see how it goes , MAYBE ! )

Btw , i am having holidays now, u can call me out anytime .
For those who are having emo nights , u can call me and i can practice my singing to u( WITH A GUARANTEE OF SWEET DREAMS ! )
If u still cant get over ur emo feelings, dun worry ... it's just a temporary feeling. But if ur as bodoh as u seem to return and get hurt again ... u can go ahead.

Ur European making a cool interview LOL

goin for ice cream soon, BB

mid

2008-06-18T01:43:00.007+08:00

it's useless when u tell someone " hey i dint say it ! "
but someone has a recording tat caught u saying it
tat sound clip, the person behind the voice, miserably , tragically happens to sound like YOU.

it's more like , a fire being started by someone..
while a video catching you , holding a lighter, standing close to the incident spot.

it's funny tat
Sometimes when people ask u to be honest, and u did the honesty, but they still doubt u ...

forget it...tat's why things will never be the same..

crossed ur heart

- an article by me for everyone
( pro as ever <--- Really la )

And the reality ....

Which i already accepted not too long before

FRANCE FTW tonight!

A Happy Noob

2008-06-17T20:25:00.002+08:00

This is a Noob
And he's currently happy

VERY happy

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2008-06-16T00:39:00.006+08:00

Well, what a way to start off the remaining half of 2008.
with petrol increased to 2.70 per litre.
In a matter of fact, i dun really blame the goverment, as they have already tried to hold firm against our petrol price , Avoiding a rise to it for years. Finally they lose it ... ...
And Malaysians , were comparing our petrol price against country like Oman , Brunei and etc.
YES , we HAVE PETROLEUM but we dun have overflowing petroleum like the middle east countries.

How ever , just wanna ask our beloved goverment, where the shit did our 30 billions earnt by exporting our national label PETRONAS went?
Noobs, we read it in our geography , " Petroleum Malaysia mempunyai kualiti yang amat bagus . Oleh itu , petroleum kita akan dieksport ke negeri asing"
Even the oppositions did once questioned this issue.
guess wat guess, dunit guess la ... guess guess guess also the same answer
" NATIONAL SECRET THAT CANNOT BE EXPOSE "

Oh yea ,let me refresh those shits or noobs that once told me stg like :
" i am really dissapointed at those Chinese who already migrated or have already made a move to leave this country. How can they ever leave the land tat once brought em up ... We shud serve our country, i love u bolehland "
Now, they said :
" i might study overboard , cuz i can finish my degree there where i can get a SPORE/AUSSIE/BLA BLA BLA scholarship
, EVEN I CAN GET A RESIDENTSHIP THERE , And SETTLE DOWN "
Wow , where's ur innocent shits ? eat em up already ...

Hell , Malaysia is having INFLATION!
( sharemarket does'nt show only )
btw, why so early zzzzzz, i wanna be rich leh ...

Anyway , craps are over...
Leon's Birthday ngam ngam over.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Adel's BF

so used to calling u that now hahaha.
enjoy your bday present.

Re-cap

2008-06-05T23:37:00.012+08:00

Was clearing my cupboard this morning,
Came across my cold-storaged jerseys. Some jerseys that doesnt worth wearing again ( WHY WEAR? u got trashed 7 - 0 out of tat shit ) . Well , as for some CHAMPIONS jersey, i shud just keep it , and go cerita doyang with my grandsons in the future.

I'll start with the earliest team jersey that i have,

SUPER RETRO yet yeng , cuz the noob team , includes only one star player * drums roll * ( me lor, who else ? )
Well , being a stupid form 2 kids, was con by my PJK teacher.
"JERSEY ? ok ... i got supplier very CHEAP 111 , i tell u all aaa... numbering and jersey only Rm 60 , Summore aaaa, Super Brand name Topper , released by the Brazillians 1 u know ! "
Wtf, for some noob reasons , the whole team was persuaded by him .
2F2 FC ... wa lao , lame to the maximum ...
wore only 3 ce!!! play with some sucky shits that can't even stop a rolling ball. Won them , and the team were so blardy happy = = sad to the max.

2nd jersey , I swore to myself for not wearing it in front of any CHS mates anymore.

1st , this team suck
2nd , the captain is a shite
3rd , they nv notice they are shite , and still wanna act like Ronaldinho
4th , defenders that don't know how to HEADER?! Omg
5th , it's called Silverhawk FC, more like mockingbirds FC
Gave myself a reason to join this team , as most of my buddies were in it. Played in the inter team between players of all forms in CHS.

Got a shit captain ... and really was a sh1te that can only talk but do no shit. His famous quotes:
" eh , Baojie, u go upfront la , u havent score in the whole competition leh "
( wa , wat a sucker, he kept asking for the ball , as a midfielder , i pass him the ball ... guess wat? the ball roll tru his legs for COUNTLESS TIME , got this kinda striker , and u want me to play along side with him? HELL NO)

i told him he can play better as a defender, he told me :
" Can't la, i have the ability to score goals, and the team no striker "
( ... ... )

" we must score goals already , later we play 2 wingers and 3 strikers. Baojie u do the dribbling in the midfield and supply ball to the front "
( wa lao, i feel like walking off the pitch after the game start with a formation of 4 -1 -2-3. It's basically like, all the headers were not taken by pussys in the back four... i get the ball , terkena gangbang by 5 players, defenders clear ball like taugeh legs. In the end ? i supply some passes to them , and wtf , another butter legs that can't stop a ball NICELY, AGAIN BASICS PLS! )

"eh , Baojie how u shoot the ball hard and got curl 1 a? "

( omg, just look at ur Rihana shots and Paris Hilton legs... ur... hopeless)

"Cross in to my chest or legs, cuz i can't really header "
( wtf, u think wat, every team has David Beckham meh ? )

" We can still win !!! c'mon guys ! "
( we were form 4 , and was trailing 6 goals to nail by some form 6 Tok Jangut and Rentap team . I was so sick man )
OH YEA , my this Hero captain , is in the School team , and i am just a 2nd team player.
That's why 2005 and 2004 CHS school team are SH1TES! being a laughter in MSSD .Captain of the school chooses his frens. WHO CAN'T EVEN STOP A DAMN BALL! DULAN!

This is a giant T-shirt with a number to it ( stitched by self zzzz )

The best moment starts with this shirt. With WAY better players.
The Hazels.

Organzing matches everyweekend after my spm days, won matches and games.
Calling back all the sh1te in highschool tat i've got trashed by em , tasting a bit of SWEET SMELL of Revenge. Beating school teams, trashing opponents, beating fatty simon's grace team, winning futsal tourney.
We only lost 4 times in this 2 and 1/2 years. And 3 medals and a trophy .Although we 're not tat active any longer. We're still a team of a lifetime.

tagged

2008-06-01T21:59:00.003+08:00

1. What is the most important thing in your life?
Currently is 3-Fs'
-Family
-Frens
-Football/Futsal

2. What is the last thing you bought with your own money?
teh o-ice

3. Where do you wish to get married?
Anywhere will do

4. How old do you think you'll be permanently owned by your lover?
Dota meh , own own own

5. Are you in love?
maybe GUA

6. Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
i can direct u there but i can't recall the name

7. Name of the latest text book you bought?
Sejarah tingkatan5, tat was 2 years ago

8. What is your full name?
Jack El Nino Chan

9. Do you prefer mother or father?
Both

10. Name a person that you really wish to meet in your real life for the first time.
Doraemon , and ask him to be my personal assistant

11. Christina or Britney?
Christina-no Ronaldo

12. Do you do your own laundry?
nope

13. The most exciting place you want to go?
Anfield, the future and the past

14. Hugs or kisses?
Gay Question

15. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
-Known as Linda Yeoh Lay Lin
-Knew her 2 years ago
-Loves her Lord very much
-her internet explorer not connecting properly but her msn and ares are perfectly fine
-she's very nice to tag me instead of other fellows zzzz

16. 8 things I'm passionate about
-football
-futsal
-Steven Gerrard
-Fernando Torres
-singing
-flaming shu hwai
-sleeping
-Liverpool FC

17. 8 things I say too often
-WA! Damn Gay Man...
-GAYLOU!!
-Derrrrr Rerrrrrrrrrr
- Oh NO!
-OMG
-Mahai
-Lame

18. 8 books I've read recently
Newspapers only

19. songs I could listen to over and over again
-Dou Shi Ni - Guang Liang
-You'll never walk alone
-Don't wanna miss a thing - Aero Smith
-ForeverLove - Lee Hom
-Before it's too late- The Goo Goo Dolls
-Palace & Main -Kent
-Bu Dong
-Ni Bu Zhai- Lee Hom
-Black Humour- Jay Chou

20. 8 things I learnt last year
-My Jealousy is a noob thingy
-My Overcontroling is a noob thingy
-Can't get the ball? Get the man
-When u have money , u got power
-Treating others good , don't expect anything in return , u live better
- I've Changed from bad to good.

21.8 people you tag
Nice guy like me , will no taggy others

My Fair Euro2008 Review

2008-05-29T21:11:00.002+08:00

Group (A)
Czech Republic - They have the best keeper around the world today, but the midfield suck shit, So does the strikers( example, Koller and Baros = 1 tall retard giant + 1 chipmunk )
Portugal - They might just play 1 game in the finals and pack their bags, as their manager is more wellknown for his Mortal Combat.
Switzerland- Senderos will make this team fail , and i mean very badly
Turkey- The team tat mostly gonna spend most of their time watching the quarters, semis and finale at home while having their turkeys.
Teams Expected to Qualify:Portugal , They can win a lot of penalties with Ronaldo's Olympic dives. Czech Republic .

Group (B)
Austria- The host of this tourney , and the 1st one to be eliminated ( no doubt , chances for them to get in to the final? 1000000000 to 1 )
Croatia- They will crash , Cuz their jersey damn ugly
Germany- The Germans with their overwhelm height and muscles will "storm the front"
Poland- The whole squad will get crushed by the Germans , and no survivors
Teams Expected to Qualify: Germany ( DUH?! ) , the other team will be random, equal strenght

Group (C)
France- The retirement of Zizou , the low form of king Henry , the retard ape Gallas = a sick rooster
Italy- Materrazi WILL KILL THE FRENCH!!
Holland- They are sex free, religion free and drugs free. They take in how many packs of cocaine we also duno la zzzzz
Romania- the coach will bank it on Mutu? sad case team.
Teams Expected to Qualify: Italy and Holland.

Group (D)
Greece- Chap-Pa-Lang 2004 Champions , 1st round out la u...
Russia- Maria Sharapova will give them support , so they are gonna win it for her
Spain- SPAIN FTW!!! EL NINO+Fabregas+Ramos kick all asses .
Sweden-will the Calvin Klein's ambassador manage to pick his form up again?
Teams Expected to Qualify: Spain , Russia.

Champions this year?
England!!!! ( maybe Spain)

El Nino

2008-05-24T00:02:00.004+08:00

Searching for years , We finally have our new GoldenBoy
Making up to these depatures :

Ian Rush 1980-1987

Robbie Fowler 1992-2001

Michael Owen 1996–2004

Fernando Torres 2007-present
33 goals in all competition for his 1st season, without any penalty nor free kicks attached.

Random 10

2008-05-14T14:30:00.005+08:00

SEM5's final:
The Preview

To be Reveal

DIC FTW~~~!!!!
We are very much concern upon how Hicks and Gillet is turning Anfield in to their high-profit-profile pets food factory~!
bring in sameer al-Ansari

the special 3

2008-05-06T01:56:00.004+08:00

Today , Mr Wong( aka hazel's silence manager ) scored a brilliant futsal goal by dribbling a defender with pace before giving out a shot with placing at the left bottom corner.
Leon was holding his head , shouted, laughed with an unbelievable expression
Also must not left out tat , he beat 2 mans in this game with his draging and pulling.

A Happy Mr Wong

His 1st goal of this sport comes in his normal game agaisnt Shafiq , if the Hazels' recalled.

And his 2nd comes in highschool days, was set up by me ( my-super-duper-ultimate-henry-kaka-ronaldinho-gerrard-lampard-ballack-through-ball-skillzzzz )
and he scored . AND WITH A FUNNY CELEBRATION tat i can only see 1ce in a life time, 1 time only , DU YI WU ER ..

But he threw tat celebration style aside after me and my classmates laughed so hard .

Now he just holds his fist and shook it hard

Speaking of Celebration, to me...

This is Priceless

One Night in Istanbul..

2008-05-04T17:25:00.002+08:00

25th of May 05 saw one of the greatest miracles in sporting history.This Champions League final is one of the best(if not the best) match in the history of the game.

It's unforgettable

Random #9

2008-05-04T02:39:00.002+08:00

Wondering how's the becks lately?

like Father, like Son

Man Utd Fans

2008-04-30T17:38:00.003+08:00

Manchester United fans...

a) don't even come from Manchester. Most of them are from out of town, or "greater Manchester" as they call it. Almost every Pakistani cab driver I saw supports Manchester United. You can tell by their car stickers. The locals support their blue collared rivals, City.

b) seem to enjoy knocking their rivals. You hardly see any Arsenal, Chelsea or Liverpool supporter abusing the other's club when there isn't a match between the three. Mancs on the other hand seem compelled to hurl insults at us whenever they get up in the morning. Why? Beats the heck out of me. They are after all the most successful and biggest club in England. Pick on somebody your own size eh? - Paul Ince

c) are amongst the most optimistic though they tend to cross the line, entering the zone of arrogance. If you have monitored their thread, you'd notice that certain posters are already prepared for the final in Moscow. Who the heck are Barcelona anyway but some small Catalan Club with miniature players? I have to admit I admire their confidence.

d) seem to disappear the day after a loss, especially if it's to Liverpool. My lads and I put our kits on especially after a defeat. We live and die with the club, we don't feel ashamed as I assume they do.

e) in Malaysia have not been through tough times. Smooth sailing all the way. No Premiership title in 4 years? "Ohhh noooo!! tragedy, dark days!". Puhleeezzzz. What drama. It's easier to knock others when they are down but your day will come and we'll see if you switch allegiances then. Those of us who have been fans from the 80's/90's have walked the walk, and talked the talked, we are still Liverpool fans. Let's see if you can make a similar claim in the decades to come. Manchester United marketed themselves in Asia as a brand, and like any other brand, they will go out of fashion at some point. Like any other brand that goes out of fashion, they will be replaced. People think they have loyalty to a particular brand, but only if that brand maintains it's image and keeps churning out proper products.

f) are extremely quiet at games. They make most of their noise on message boards or forums such as these. I've been to the FA Cup Final viewing here between Manchester United and Arsenal. Needless to say there was a huge turn out with most fans more content with chatting to one another than singing or chanting. Maybe they should start handing out song sheets? I've also been to the one between them and us, with their official fan club in attendance mind you. Even met and shook hands with the president, Lawrence. Fans at Old Trafford are no different. Ferguson has already complained about the distinct silence. They make mock our 12th man claim but ask anyone if they feel more confident and raise their game with a veracious crowd behind them? It's common sense.

g) mostly only know one song, and not even the complete version at that. They go "glory glory man utd x 1000000000000", like a broken record. Once again, song sheets please.

h) can't bring themselves to congratulate their rivals even after a good game of football, should they end up on the losing end of course.

i) always claim they played like crap, and not that their rivals played well, when they lose. Oh, they also like to lay blame to everything else except for themselves i.e. Referee, rough play, lack of protection for Ronaldo, wind sheer factor, oxygen content in the air, number of blades of grass per square foot, etc. At least Jose did it when it's clear to the eye , Alex? being unreasonable as he is

Think the above pretty much sums up my thoughts. I have of course described the fans that I know personally. I'm sure there are exceptions, as every english has mentioned, but I have to call it as I see it.

parts of article taken from - The Sun / Mirror

Story : the rise of riise

2008-04-24T01:36:00.011+08:00

Hearts were beating , fingers were crossed , hands were clapping , mouths were chanting , feets were jumping.
Yet , on the 95th stoppage time , Brilliant Liverpool left back ( who can only do shits) Riise put the ball behind the net , yea the wrong net .

After the UEFA champions' league semifinal clash within Liverpool and Chelsea.

With a super dull face, he return to the dressing room with a lil tear ( made of eyemore ) in both of his eyes,by this he can convince his mates that he knew he was terribly wrong and also with the motive of seeking sympathy , he apologised.
Of cuz, as a bunch of good team mates , everyone forgave him.
El nino was thinking in his head :" jódete ! jódete ! anyway i more leng chai .. "
( Google jódete for more information )

When Riise return to his mansion over the hills in merseyside.
he received a call on his cell.
the name status was well shown , it says " MAIN BOSS calling... "
he picked the cell up , and he heard a rough english accent with a lil blended russian slang
" PASS -CO-DE "
Riise with a clam tone answered fastly with a melody to it " Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea , GONNA MAKE IT A BLUE DAY "
The man on the other side replied : " Well DONEE!! ~~ MMM boy~~ , u made me russian papa proudd-eeee . Me knw the Grunt jew - jew can't fulfill my wish. Oh yea and the 1 million pound is already in~~ ur american express account ~ WELLL DONNEEE "
Riise with a lil annoyed replied with a depressed tune : " yea yea Roman, make sure u give me secure leftback spot next season with the blues ... thanx and bye "

after the conversation , Abramovic was thinking in his thick-brilliant-cash flowing skull.
" a spot in the blues? kanene le!!!! "

Riise : ( looks on as the ball flew in to the net ) shit! looks too dramatic for a1 million cheque
Drogba : HO HO HO , ( points at Roman ) ur right !! money talks!!

Roman : when i have cash , i rule ~ tee hee!

I've got stg for all

2008-04-20T02:22:00.003+08:00

i've got a surprise today for all my fellow-trusted-loyal-readers...

Now it's sealed...

Now it's not ...
need a clearer view?

Now u see it ...
but heck , it's mine ~ Wee Wang Wang

I present to you...

2008-04-19T01:20:00.007+08:00

Gay-Lala-Lord
i think this photo shud convince everyone that Gaywin Liu is a lalashit

and

Mr Manja Michael

L.A.M.E?

2008-04-18T01:32:00.008+08:00

U might and might not knw whenever ur doin stg lame..
well let me point it out to you.
Now dun be frustrated if you find your own feet suits the shoes i am showing ya. hehehe
Cuz i am kicking ur butt and pointing out ur shits here.
and i've gotta admit i did it some of these shits before ..
Wee Wang Wee Wang Wang

ur lame if u have -
Shits number 1:
let me show u how gay is these : >.< , XD , =X , ^.^ , ^ ^, ~.~ , o.O , O.O , =P . OMG . " HI HI , SORRY LE >.< , I DUN MEAN TOO =x , FORGITVE ME PLS T.T "
Congrats , ur with gay potential.

Shits number 2:
posting ur so called muscular pics online-

Shits number 3:
When u love sweet talking so much look at wat are they holding behind u .. every sweet talk has a purpose.

ur wrong , then u are.
ur sad , then u are.
Why do u wan ppl to convince u that ur right? and make u happy

Shits number 4:
My own chatting box with publicity, woohooo... I love this :
"Hi hi mind to intro...."
"hey yo , wassup... "
get urself a tagboard. don't be a despo.

Shits number 5 :
Football is a sport, not a battle field of silverwares.
Dun drag all ur historical shits and ur stadium capacity out.
Dun only blame the fans .. pure lame shit and childish .
Silverware? try the scousers

OH YEA? SILVERWARE? EAT!

Shits number 6 :
if u dun have this number, ur not a gaylord

Shits number 7:
U need attention

Ur a whore ~~ tee heee

wat's up lately ..

2008-04-10T14:18:00.005+08:00

the preview :-

to be reveal
tee hee~

Mr.Shu Hwai Wong

2008-04-02T21:05:00.005+08:00

This is the guy i knew for almost half of my entire life.
Well known for his overwhelm attitude in school.
Best known for his clown acts.
Famous for his running and celebration stuns.
Makes ppl drop their jaws as he start his jokes .

But

When he errupts , u better get your feets moving.
Make sure ur jumper acompanies u whenever he jokes.
Get a stomach relief pill before he does his stuns

A lil brief through his features :~

when he 's a baby ( Illus : Zun Zhng )

when he 's in childhood ( Illus: Zun Zhng )

when he 's in primary school ( Illus: me )

when he 's in high school ( Illus: me )

now ( Illus : Shu Hwai )

Future ( scrotum )

Illus : ZunZhg

Illus : Zun Xian

Illus : Me

Well it's just a prediction by us.

and

Here he is, Mr Wong:~ ( click to enlarge )

His Art of Acting cool

He loves to nego nego

He's proud of his PS3

He loves to travel and put on a dull face

He's one of my best pal , and still counting the years ahead...
Wish u a happy birthday again.

P/S u aint cool , and it s not funny , Sit Down , Leng Jing , Lay Back , Xiao~

Random#8 X Bloody Weather

2008-03-30T21:54:00.005+08:00

Rain rain rain , supposingly every friday , saturday , sunday we'll shift our game to the grass pitch . Thankiu u so so the berry much , noob weather , made me played in the tennis court in the end( did u ? o , it's me sorry )

What happened in the end?
Got triped by 2 form 4 kids and landed on the cement ground with my hands.

Lovely Stone got stucked in my flesh

After attempts of using compass to dig it out ,
this is the shit

Was supposed to keep it as a memory , guessed i was too mad till i threw it away

RANDOM:

Guinness ! GOOD for your HEALTH!
So Factual~

Ditch football , Embrace Futsal

Random #7 Things Lately...

2008-03-14T23:17:00.007+08:00

Green tea- my vader and moo moo chilling with it

Rendering

Levis Unionrail~

JailBroken

Random#6

2008-03-07T23:43:00.003+08:00

This month's pick up :

Noobs,Dun be jealous

ABSOLUTE merchandise

Mr Hanky is up for DAP!!!

3days2nights Langkawi

2008-03-02T20:59:00.005+08:00

Yeappo , u guys read the title.
if there would be a column beneath the "Title", specially for you to write a description, it would be "Disastrous".

I'll just get it kick off by telling u how was my bus trip.
Reached Central at 8 pm , waited for another person for an hour or so .
He reached , He's hungry , We waited again , He bought MCD , We're off.
I gotta say my lecturers made a wise choice by purchasing the Plusliner Tickets, it's like one of the most comfortable buses around, in Malaysia.
Was suppose to sleep , until this iranian classmate of mine , brought his lappy out and started his SHOOTER movie . Great ! and erm , i was awake till the movie is well over.

Reached Kuala Perlis around erm ... 6 am i suppose. Waited till 7 for the ferry to arrive.
Sat next to the Iranian guy again , but there 's a gap of space between us.
So happen tat there was this Dutch sat in front of my Iranian classmate. They chatted.
So i 'll write down a few lines which they said, cuz i can't really hear wat they are talking about.
Trust me, this few lines will make u go WOW !

" I was married 3ce u knw?" said the dutch
"Really ? wat happened ? " my class mate
" Let's just say things does'nt work out eventually "
" The last time i divorce, it's just because of a sms , that's why from tat moment onwards i don't keep my messages in my phone"
" Oic, wat's with tat sms "
" It's from my current GUY ... "
" Guy ?"
" Yea, my current bf.. "

Julian was with me while listening to this convo , He looked at me and taped me hard.

" I better not say so much , i don't want my man to know i brought this shit up again u knw "
" My man gets jealous easily "

They went a bit lower tune then , i can't catch wat they were saying ...
Few mins later , they began to raise the volum again .

" In Holland we get the maximum freedom we wanted, we are drugs free , sex free , except for weapons and all "
" Cuz we believed tat , if u tend to put a cage around the lion , it'll go wandering around , looking for a gap of space to escape . But if u throw it to the wild life, it tends to get bored with the surroundings , it could tame em down at well "

Well, to me... it 's true... U want freedom? give others their freedom 1st...

So as we've reached the port, the dutch gave my classmate a name card of his . he then turnt his head to where the exit was ( i was standing there for the moment ). He gave me a small lil grin , In return as a favour of manners , i gave him too. Which ended up , me having Goosebumps .

Julian started to make fun of my iranian classmate.
We were using the GAY GAY GAY word..
then i think he got annoyed and he said with his iran slang " hey , don't mention the gay word, u see it 's rude.. "
He started off the line a bit serious, all of us just backoff.

We rented 5 cars...
For a noobie like me who does not drive a manual transmission car for like 1 year.. i never offer my help for being a driver .
We took off to our shallet, reached ... the sign says" MOTEL "
I was telling myself, " great , nvm , wat do we expect more from the fees we paid"

Got our room keys, my roomates were Arjun and Julian.
I opened the door. Was very let down * Beethoven's Crying Night Melody played *
I stare at the bed . Was such a turn off * Batman's Intro theme played *
I opened the bathroom door. Was shaking me head * Dracula's theme played *

( sorry i din't actually took any pic of it )

So normal la , it's like lawatan sambil belajar for the two days, we visited the glass and crystal modding factory.

Until the final day .
when we have to catch our ferry at 7 pm ,
some shits happen .
The iranian ( another 1 , not the gayish 1 ) crashed in to the car which i am in.
To be honest i was expecting it to happen , the way the he drives is more like letting a bull out in the spanish streets. So reckless , it's a bit familiar to NFS: Underground but in Proton Wira version.

The situation was :
1) road was wet
2) U know, rented cars , tyres almost washed out
3) no break lights
4) Break was'nt tat sensitive

It's lucky tat we din't end up in a chain accident, Julian did break in time cuz the gap between our car and Adrian's car was quite a distance. But too bad fot the Iranian , he was so close to us.

He pay-ed 3k ringgit in the end ( for both cars ), from the help of our fellow iranian classmates and our lecturer.

Iranian's rented car ( u can buy toto )

Julian's ( magnum for this )

Well , there 's more stories but i am too lazy to type it all here . Tell u guys when yum cha .
Goin to watch football . BB

Symbol for FRAGILE

Birds with Love

2008-02-23T16:55:00.006+08:00

There's two love birds making a nest on my internet cable line.
Sweet eh ? My line is bad enough and here comes another 2 lil birdies tat will only make the line worsen? ( so far so good )

The nest is like so huge already , if i were to tear it down , seems like i am destroying their effort .
But it's cute u see, they flew in and out grabing small lil lil flakes , which i dun really knw wat is it.

Wonder if there 's any birdnest to be provided or not

Well if these two noobies were to make me Dc from my game , sayonara lovey devey

Left pic : KuKo
Right pic : KiKo ( i dun even knw " pin jek da pin jek " )

But sumhow its a good thing , welcome to the Chan's outdoor cabin , have a pleasant stay .

Wth? Another Update?

2008-02-18T01:32:00.007+08:00

Yea Kiddies , another update.
fast? no ? yea ?

IPOD TOUCH
been saving up for this ,thanx dad for the add on budget.

Tru The Window~~

Random #6
Zx promised me this slippers ..
remember to bring ur card zx,
u need 30 slices of rm50 for these, if ur paying with notes.
Thanx in advance man , tee hee~~

Random Rambo Facts

Valentines Special

2008-02-14T04:24:00.003+08:00

love is not how u look from the outside,
is how u love a person unconditionally,
and understand the phrase :-
"I don't mind your looks ,I just love who you are "